I got to come home to this tonight. The dog was in her kennel and pressed her *** on the wall behind it while crapping her brains out. I did not eat my burrito I brought home.
Last week I worked from home a few days and I'm lucky enough to have the dogs keep me company all day when I do. They're her dogs, but I guess they may as well be mine, seeing that I've been living with them for 3 years. They came before me though, so you know how that goes.
The boy (vylan) is a miniature pincher and the girl (vixen) is a terrier/min pin mix. They're little dogs, so they bark at EVERYTHING! She never disciplined them, so they have a tendency to be down right terrible at times. Thankfully, when shes not home and its just them and I they tend to behave. I don't put up with their **** and they know it, but when mommy comes home, I no longer matter. lol
Well the other day vylan was acting like a puss and was shivering, so I thought he was cold. I went into the closet to get him a blanket and turn around to see him diarrhea shitting on the rug. I go to grab him to take him out and vixen runs over right through the ****. So I yelled, she cowered and laid in it. As I went to grab her now **** covered little *** she ran into the cage, getting **** on the blankets in there. I put him on the deck so I can try to deal with her, realized "**** this, I'm leaving this for her to clean up" and went outside to see he **** all over the deck. When I got to walk him, he finished off by spraying his *** all over the yard when I was just about to go outside and mow.