Meet Ginger, Chip, Sooty, Orlando, Hermie, Phoebe, Deebee, Kato, Coco and Rosie. They are 10 of the 50 cats studied in the village of Shamley Green, Surrey, for Horizon's programme The Secret Life of the Cat.
As part of one of the largest ever research projects into domestic cat behaviour, the Horizon team - aided by the Royal Veterinary College and Lincoln and Bristol Universities - tracked dozens of cats over several 24-hour periods using specially-designed collar GPS devices and tiny "cat cams".
The result? Scientists discovered the cats appeared to timeshare territory to avoid confrontation with neighbouring felines and visit each others houses. However, the cat cam footage also revealed squabbles over territory remained. There was also an incident with a fox and with a nest of fledglings.
That's a fairly good example of why I will never find myself lusting after Ms. Anything.
I don't care if she has a masters in engineering, a Ph.D in astrophysics, holds the Lucasian Chair of Mathematics at Cambridge University, and enjoys attending BSG conventions dressed as Starbuck. The instant you put that tiara on, the IQ plunges to one step above that of a carrot.
Miss USA is from the town that I work in. Let me just say that you will NEVER see anyone else that looks like her there. Most people are "proud to be redneck" uneducated wanna be hicks. I was surprised to learn that out of all the stuck up rich towns in CT, she was from Portland.