Road-rage retaliation how-to thread.
04-04-2012, 02:55 PM
#41
The 2 things that **** me off more than anything are TAILGATING AND DRIVING UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT!!! 
When someone is tailgating me I have a hard time thinking about anything other than killing them.
When someone in front of me is driving too slow, holding up traffic, I just want to smash into the back of them and run them off the road.
Obviously, I cant do either of these things. So most of the time all I end up doing is raising my own blood pressure. My gf hates driving with me and says I hate everyone and I'm a hypocrite, but I know she doesn't know what she's talking about.
At one point in time I was going to attach a length of fish tank airline to my windshield washer bottle, run it into the trunk and **** in the tank. This way if someone decides to tailgate me, I'll just **** on them. I never did it though.
When someone is tailgating me I have a hard time thinking about anything other than killing them.
When someone in front of me is driving too slow, holding up traffic, I just want to smash into the back of them and run them off the road.
Obviously, I cant do either of these things. So most of the time all I end up doing is raising my own blood pressure. My gf hates driving with me and says I hate everyone and I'm a hypocrite, but I know she doesn't know what she's talking about.
At one point in time I was going to attach a length of fish tank airline to my windshield washer bottle, run it into the trunk and **** in the tank. This way if someone decides to tailgate me, I'll just **** on them. I never did it though.
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04-04-2012, 03:25 PM
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I know a 40-50 year old guy who got out of his car at a stoplight (to explain to the teenager why he should be more careful) due to road rage. His dumb *** spent the weekend in jail and had to hire a lawyer over that bit of stupidity. He's lucky he didn't walk up to me at a light because I would have shot him. This is 2012 and it is not worth the risk to be screwing around on the road.
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04-04-2012, 03:41 PM
#50
I like brights when people pull out in front of me. When you have some bright beams plus some, they get the idea.
I also like the brakes when people have a lane to pass but choose to ride the tail gate. With as many deer as we have here, its safer to do that then wait till your in between a deer and an asshat driver.
I also like the brakes when people have a lane to pass but choose to ride the tail gate. With as many deer as we have here, its safer to do that then wait till your in between a deer and an asshat driver.
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04-04-2012, 03:57 PM
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If you could get it to mist a little, olive oil would be great. Goes on in droplets, turns milky and semi-opaque when you use the washers. Probably won't hurt the paint, either. A friend demo'd it for me once, but I never tried it in real life.
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04-04-2012, 06:16 PM
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The best anti-tailgating weapon I ever had was my old FC. It would throw some pretty decent flames when you let off, so when somebody was really close I'd spit a few flames and they always backed off. I'm pretty calm otherwise though.
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04-04-2012, 11:53 PM
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This is why I think everyone should have a motorcycle as their primary transportation for at least one year. One will learn that no matter if you're wrong or right, if a vehicular altercation should occur, you lose.
You will learn to take responsibility for yourself. Raging does nothing for you but lose your focus.
Deadly on a scoot.
Such is life on the street.
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