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Old 11-04-2009, 02:22 PM
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The Associated Press: SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse

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Two back to back posts about sex! Not getting enough lately? It is time for you to take a trip down Nebraska.
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We had a guy arrested in a small town near us for banging his neighbors miniature horses. Caught him in the barn with his pants down. Big picture of him in the paper. Tough to live that one down I bet.

Wonder if those horse "lovers" get put on the sex perv notification list like the kiddy pervs do?
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Originally Posted by cueball1

Wonder if those horse "lovers" get put on the sex perv notification list like the kiddy pervs do?
I heard that they are posted in the Daily Racing Sheets, just saying that's what I heard
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Originally Posted by miata2fast
Two back to back posts about sex! Not getting enough lately? It is time for you to take a trip down Nebraska.
Ha! This one was actually a sidebar headline on the other story's page. I saw the headline and said WTF?
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I'd never be able to **** a horse. The performance anxiety would be horrible, I'd be afraid the horse would laugh and point.
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i know a girl who once accidentally had sex with a saddle horn...
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Barbara Kenley says she staked out the stable and caught Vereen sneaking into the barn days later, holding him at shotgun point until police arrived.
I can just picture this

I once saw a horse **** a man all I can say is the guy took it ALL like a "man"
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Originally Posted by y8s
i know a girl who once accidentally had sex with a saddle horn...
Pics?
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Originally Posted by y8s
i know a girl who once accidentally had sex with a saddle horn...

Every guy now knows why chicks have a thing for horses.


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Thats nothin. You guys should read up on the Enumclaw, Wa horse sex incident...

Long story short, man was killed getting anally pounded by a horse. There is a video and everything.
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Originally Posted by wayne_curr
Thats nothin. You guys should read up on the Enumclaw, Wa horse sex incident...

Long story short, man was killed getting anally pounded by a horse. There is a video and everything.
Oh thats the one I saw
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Originally Posted by cueball1
Wonder if those horse "lovers" get put on the sex perv notification list like the kiddy pervs do?
"He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse and was put on probation and ordered to register as a sex offender."
Reading FTW.


What I want to know is: what's this poor bastard's life going to be like in prison once word gets out?
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Here's one of the local articles about the Enumclaw farm. Holy crap. Sounds like it was a farm/brothel for bestiality pervs. Yeesh...

The Seattle Times: Local News: Videotapes show bestiality, Enumclaw police say
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I think it's in the docu-drama "Zoo"... There's even a weird part about how a couple got together over ******* horses...
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Horses for Sale rofl tug on its winky
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