Insert BS here A place to discuss anything you want

dinner for two... or eating out while eating in... NSFW NWS

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 08-19-2008, 08:26 PM
  #1  
Elite Member
Thread Starter
iTrader: (5)
 
m2cupcar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 7,486
Total Cats: 372
Default dinner for two... or eating out while eating in... NSFW NWS

Imagine being forced to carry around a 9 ft. worm... in your gut.
m2cupcar is offline  
Old 08-19-2008, 08:34 PM
  #2  
Elite Member
iTrader: (1)
 
KPLAFIN's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: VA, Germany, Afghanistan
Posts: 2,945
Total Cats: 3
Default

Two years and he knows where he got the fish from?
KPLAFIN is offline  
Old 08-19-2008, 08:37 PM
  #3  
Elite Member
iTrader: (5)
 
johndoe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: NYC
Posts: 1,970
Total Cats: 1
Default

where's the pic?
johndoe is offline  
Old 08-19-2008, 09:59 PM
  #4  
Elite Member
iTrader: (24)
 
kotomile's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Monterey, CA
Posts: 7,537
Total Cats: 42
Default

I don't know what's more unsettling...

- the thought of having a 9' tapeworm in your gut
- picturing him pooping it out (does it 'slide' or must you push until it's out?), fishing it out of the toilet, putting it in some tupperware and carrying it to a doctor's office.
kotomile is offline  
Old 08-19-2008, 10:03 PM
  #5  
Elite Member
Thread Starter
iTrader: (5)
 
m2cupcar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 7,486
Total Cats: 372
Default

apparently the tape worm doesn't want to leave- that's what it uses the "hooks" for behind it's ears
m2cupcar is offline  
Old 08-19-2008, 10:05 PM
  #6  
Elite Member
iTrader: (24)
 
kotomile's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Monterey, CA
Posts: 7,537
Total Cats: 42
Default

::shudder::
kotomile is offline  
Old 08-19-2008, 10:12 PM
  #7  
Elite Member
Thread Starter
iTrader: (5)
 
m2cupcar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 7,486
Total Cats: 372
Default

m2cupcar is offline  
Old 08-19-2008, 10:56 PM
  #8  
y8s
2 Props,3 Dildos,& 1 Cat
iTrader: (8)
 
y8s's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Fake Virginia
Posts: 19,338
Total Cats: 573
Default

NWS NWS NWS. And you'll barf on your keyboard.

http://flickr.com/photos/baalands/617428092/
y8s is offline  
Old 08-20-2008, 12:09 AM
  #9  
Senior Member
 
Miatamaniac92's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Austin, TX yall
Posts: 846
Total Cats: 0
Default

FWIW, cayenne/spicy foods are supposed to kill them. One of the reason Indians eat alot of curry.

First I've heard of salmon having tapeworm. What's more likely, the company has deep pockets.

Chris
Miatamaniac92 is offline  
Old 08-20-2008, 09:08 AM
  #10  
Tour de Franzia
iTrader: (6)
 
hustler's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Republic of Dallas
Posts: 29,085
Total Cats: 375
Default

that's pretty ******* rank.
hustler is offline  
Old 08-20-2008, 09:14 AM
  #11  
Boost Czar
iTrader: (62)
 
Braineack's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Chantilly, VA
Posts: 79,493
Total Cats: 4,080
Default

how about a corpse for dinner?








PUERTO RICAN SPECIAL EMBALMING TREATMENT: UPRIGHT CORPSE
Wednesday 08-20-2008 8:32am ET

Some of the stuff we hear about is SO beyond understanding, there's no way to do it justice . . . like this insanity . . .

Last Friday, the body of 24-year-old Angel Madina was found underneath a bridge in San Juan, Puerto Rico (which is the capital city). Police are investigating Angel's death . . . but THAT'S not the bizarre part.

See, according to his family, Angel always said that when he died . . . he wanted to be STANDING UPRIGHT at his own wake. Or, as his brother, Carlos, put it, quote, "He wanted to be happy, standing." (???)

So Angel's family had the funeral home use a special embalming treatment . . . and for his entire THREE-DAY wake, Angel's corpse stood in the corner of his mother's living room, sporting a Yankees cap and sunglasses.

(Yahoo News)
Braineack is offline  
Old 08-20-2008, 10:30 AM
  #12  
Tour de Franzia
iTrader: (6)
 
hustler's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Republic of Dallas
Posts: 29,085
Total Cats: 375
Default

hustler is offline  
Old 08-20-2008, 11:05 AM
  #13  
Elite Member
Thread Starter
iTrader: (5)
 
m2cupcar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 7,486
Total Cats: 372
Default

or fish
Attached Thumbnails dinner for two... or eating out while eating in... NSFW NWS-fish.jpg  
m2cupcar is offline  
Old 08-20-2008, 11:18 AM
  #14  
Ben
Supporting Vendor
iTrader: (33)
 
Ben's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: atlanta-ish
Posts: 12,659
Total Cats: 134
Default


__________________
Chief of Floor Sweeping, DIYAutoTune.com & AMP EFI
Crew Chief, Car Owner & Least Valuable Driver, HongNorrthRacing

91 Turbo | 10AE Turbo | 01 Track Rat | #323 Mazda Champcar

Originally Posted by concealer404
Buy an MSPNP Pro, you'll feel better.
Ben is offline  
Old 08-20-2008, 09:57 PM
  #15  
Elite Member
iTrader: (3)
 
Arkmage's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Houston, TX
Posts: 2,895
Total Cats: 0
Default

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1218/...74fe2c.jpg?v=0

Or a lamb with a "rectal prolapse"...
Arkmage is offline  
Old 08-21-2008, 12:22 PM
  #16  
Elite Member
 
JasonC SBB's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 6,420
Total Cats: 84
Default

Ladies and gents, the EYEWORM:



And the GUINEA WORM:

JasonC SBB is offline  
Old 08-21-2008, 12:41 PM
  #17  
Miotta FTW!
iTrader: (24)
 
Splitime's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Chicagoland, IL
Posts: 4,290
Total Cats: 31
Default

Hurm... I think when I was last there... I had the crab. Phew.
Splitime is offline  
Old 08-21-2008, 01:26 PM
  #18  
Elite Member
iTrader: (9)
 
Saml01's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: NYC
Posts: 5,710
Total Cats: 3
Default

To bad having worms isnt like that episode of Futurama.
Saml01 is offline  
Old 08-21-2008, 01:44 PM
  #19  
Elite Member
Thread Starter
iTrader: (5)
 
m2cupcar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 7,486
Total Cats: 372
Default

bot fly FTW! not quite a worm, but close enough.
As nasty as that is in your eye, just hope the "seed" isn't planted near your brain:


we have them here in the States, but they prefer furrier hosts
Attached Thumbnails dinner for two... or eating out while eating in... NSFW NWS-figureall-1.jpg  
m2cupcar is offline  
Old 08-21-2008, 02:19 PM
  #20  
Elite Member
iTrader: (9)
 
Saml01's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: NYC
Posts: 5,710
Total Cats: 3
Default

^ OMFG

How do you get that.
Saml01 is offline  


Quick Reply: dinner for two... or eating out while eating in... NSFW NWS



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:00 PM.