Valentine's Day
02-12-2008, 10:41 AM
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A friend just sent me this. I may have to reconsider my just-a-card policy.
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has just been created.
March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the **** Up Day.'
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it!
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the **** Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March!
It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has just been created.
March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the **** Up Day.'
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it!
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the **** Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March!
It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
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02-12-2008, 03:57 PM
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02-12-2008, 04:38 PM
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I just started seeing a girl and we're not really exclusive yet, but she went out of town for 2 months today. I bought her a Leatherdaddy Merman thing which is possibly the most gay thing I've seen on earth but she saw one in San Francisco which she had to have ($20).
She bought tickets to a Dallas Stars game in the good seats($80 each), and gave me a gift cert for a 4-star restaurant ($100)and told me, "if you take a ******* girl she better not be as hot as me." lol
She bought tickets to a Dallas Stars game in the good seats($80 each), and gave me a gift cert for a 4-star restaurant ($100)and told me, "if you take a ******* girl she better not be as hot as me." lol
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