I hate this...
09-07-2015, 10:28 PM
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I hate this...
I never get to post up anything. All I do is search and find about a dozen posts answering my question.
On here for a year and I have about 7 posts.
Oh well. Ha ha
On here for a year and I have about 7 posts.
Oh well. Ha ha
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09-08-2015, 09:58 AM
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I'm with you man. Instead of asking the same questions over and over and getting blasted for it already being answered, I have resigned myself to floating around the BS pond and finding things to comment on. (not very hard though)
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09-08-2015, 12:48 PM
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Excellent progress.
Now be prepared to be severely criticized by Braineack for posting at too low a resolution, not properly lighting the scene, not using a DSLR camera / lens combination which costs more than my last Miata did, shooting in portrait orientation, and framing the shots incorrectly.
Now be prepared to be severely criticized by Braineack for posting at too low a resolution, not properly lighting the scene, not using a DSLR camera / lens combination which costs more than my last Miata did, shooting in portrait orientation, and framing the shots incorrectly.
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09-08-2015, 01:09 PM
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Excellent progress.
Now be prepared to be severely criticized by Braineack for posting at too low a resolution, not properly lighting the scene, not using a DSLR camera / lens combination which costs more than my last Miata did, shooting in portrait orientation, and framing the shots incorrectly.
Now be prepared to be severely criticized by Braineack for posting at too low a resolution, not properly lighting the scene, not using a DSLR camera / lens combination which costs more than my last Miata did, shooting in portrait orientation, and framing the shots incorrectly.
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09-08-2015, 01:11 PM
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Location: South Chicago
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Do what I did and hit a deer with your car and use the insurance money to buy a new car which then means you can finally start a build thread. I totally hit that deer cause I wanted to do a build thread... LOL
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09-08-2015, 01:24 PM
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The potatophone I owned in 1997 took better pictures than that, and it didn't even have a camera. You had to enter the information into the phone one pixel at a time, using the crappy membrane keypad. It stored the images in .IFF format, meaning you needed a Commodore Amiga to view them. This was before WiFI, of course. To get the image into the Amiga, you dialed its 1200bps analog modem, and the phone played the image out as a sound file.
I traveled back in time to 1997, grabbed the phone, then traveled forward to yesterday, took a picture of your cat with it, realized that I don't have an Amiga anymore, traveled back again to get one, transferred the file onto a floppy disk, put the phone back on its charger where I found it, came back to today, realized I don't own a floppy drive capable of reading an OFS-formatted 880k floppy anymore, then finally gave up and just applied some Photoshop filters to your image.
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09-08-2015, 01:28 PM
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Location: Eastern NC
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I would warn against coming to my house to disrespect my family. Recently discharged combat vet here....as well another combat vet (my dad, the nomad) and another vet (My husband)(All Marines). Being put back in the hospital would be a lucky break. The morgue is more likely. :P We don't take to kindly to disrespectful strangers on my farm.
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