A yuppie from the city decides to buy a cabin out in the woods to get away from it all and get back to nature. He finds this great spot on a few acres and moves in.
After a month of living out there and not seeing a single person, he becomes bored, lonely, and starts to think that maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all. When suddenly he hears someone whistling in the distance and goes to investigate.
He happens across this old, hillybilly looking guy and quickly runs over to introduce himself. "Hello there, I just moved in down the road and your the first person I've seen in over a month". The old guy says "Well young fella, your in luck. I'm throwing a party tonight and your more than welcome to stop by, heck you'll be the guest of honor!" He says with a kind smile.
The yuppie, still in shock from actually seeing a human being says " sure, I'd love to come to your party, what kind of party is it gonna be?"
The old guy says "well, there's gonna be some drinking". The yuppie proclaims "well alright, I've been known to pound back a few."
Then the old guy says "they'll probably be some fighting going on." To which the yuppie states "well, some drunken brawling never hurt anybody, anything else?"
The hillybilly replies''Ooh...they'll be some sex too, I'm sure of that." The yuppie all excited says "**** yeah, I haven't gotten laid in over a month, that sounds great. So who's all going to be there?"
To which the hillybilly replies....just me and you.