what a joke
06-12-2010, 10:53 PM
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what a joke
A yuppie from the city decides to buy a cabin out in the woods to get away from it all and get back to nature. He finds this great spot on a few acres and moves in.
After a month of living out there and not seeing a single person, he becomes bored, lonely, and starts to think that maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all. When suddenly he hears someone whistling in the distance and goes to investigate.
He happens across this old, hillybilly looking guy and quickly runs over to introduce himself. "Hello there, I just moved in down the road and your the first person I've seen in over a month". The old guy says "Well young fella, your in luck. I'm throwing a party tonight and your more than welcome to stop by, heck you'll be the guest of honor!" He says with a kind smile.
The yuppie, still in shock from actually seeing a human being says " sure, I'd love to come to your party, what kind of party is it gonna be?"
The old guy says "well, there's gonna be some drinking". The yuppie proclaims "well alright, I've been known to pound back a few."
Then the old guy says "they'll probably be some fighting going on." To which the yuppie states "well, some drunken brawling never hurt anybody, anything else?"
The hillybilly replies''Ooh...they'll be some sex too, I'm sure of that." The yuppie all excited says "**** yeah, I haven't gotten laid in over a month, that sounds great. So who's all going to be there?"
To which the hillybilly replies....just me and you.
After a month of living out there and not seeing a single person, he becomes bored, lonely, and starts to think that maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all. When suddenly he hears someone whistling in the distance and goes to investigate.
He happens across this old, hillybilly looking guy and quickly runs over to introduce himself. "Hello there, I just moved in down the road and your the first person I've seen in over a month". The old guy says "Well young fella, your in luck. I'm throwing a party tonight and your more than welcome to stop by, heck you'll be the guest of honor!" He says with a kind smile.
The yuppie, still in shock from actually seeing a human being says " sure, I'd love to come to your party, what kind of party is it gonna be?"
The old guy says "well, there's gonna be some drinking". The yuppie proclaims "well alright, I've been known to pound back a few."
Then the old guy says "they'll probably be some fighting going on." To which the yuppie states "well, some drunken brawling never hurt anybody, anything else?"
The hillybilly replies''Ooh...they'll be some sex too, I'm sure of that." The yuppie all excited says "**** yeah, I haven't gotten laid in over a month, that sounds great. So who's all going to be there?"
To which the hillybilly replies....just me and you.
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06-14-2010, 08:58 AM
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Reminds me of:
A friend calls up another:
Hey man, did you get the invitation? We are going to have a group sex part!
Really? I didn’t know you where into that.
You have to test new stuff every now and then, you know. It will be great! You must come over.
I don’t know, groupsex… not really my thing.
Oh, come on! You are just so uptight and boring! This is just what you need to blow of some steam.
Well, maybe. How many people are coming, anyway?
If you bring your wife, we will be 3.
A friend calls up another:
Hey man, did you get the invitation? We are going to have a group sex part!
Really? I didn’t know you where into that.
You have to test new stuff every now and then, you know. It will be great! You must come over.
I don’t know, groupsex… not really my thing.
Oh, come on! You are just so uptight and boring! This is just what you need to blow of some steam.
Well, maybe. How many people are coming, anyway?
If you bring your wife, we will be 3.
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06-14-2010, 10:20 AM
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Reminds me of:
A friend calls up another:
Hey man, did you get the invitation? We are going to have a group sex part!
Really? I didn’t know you where into that.
You have to test new stuff every now and then, you know. It will be great! You must come over.
I don’t know, groupsex… not really my thing.
Oh, come on! You are just so uptight and boring! This is just what you need to blow of some steam.
Well, maybe. How many people are coming, anyway?
If you bring your wife, we will be 3.
A friend calls up another:
Hey man, did you get the invitation? We are going to have a group sex part!
Really? I didn’t know you where into that.
You have to test new stuff every now and then, you know. It will be great! You must come over.
I don’t know, groupsex… not really my thing.
Oh, come on! You are just so uptight and boring! This is just what you need to blow of some steam.
Well, maybe. How many people are coming, anyway?
If you bring your wife, we will be 3.
I once had a roommate that actually did that to one of our buddies. They went for it. I came home while he was ******* the **** out of our buddy's wife. Roomie said she moaned much louder with him than her hubby. They ended up divorced very shortly after that.
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06-14-2010, 08:36 PM
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It's just a joke and albiet not a great one, but hey at least I put it in the right forum. That must count for something?
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