trickyrix

I mostly work from home so when the internetz goes out, I head to the coffee shop. I can't stand camping out there and trying to work. Last time I had to do it, I camped out at a Dunn Bros shop that had a few public computers for the customers. One creepy looking dude sat there all ******* day surfing for escorts and guns.

y8s

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what the **** is a double C cup? are you a homosexual?

sixshooter

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I'm guessing he is an average straight dude. I didn't realize there wasn't any such thing until you pointed it out because I don't ever shop for bras, so I sympathize with him. I can, however, tell the difference between lifter tick, rod knock, and piston slap.

Lol @ the peasants who seek out free wifi because they don't have unlimited wireless cards for their laptops.

Enginerd

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Now who's the homosexual?

ScottFW

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My wife drives around all day visiting clients, and she used to do the Starbucks thing to check her email during the day. Her company finally got her a MiFi mobile hotspot thingy a couple months ago and her Starbucks expenditures have plummeted. It's also nice for me because I never wanted to pay what Verizon wants me to pay for BB tethering and hadn't quite cared enough to see if that could be "bypassed," but now I can have wifi on a real laptop wherever we go and I never see the bill.


The only reason you alleged heteros wouldn't know cup sizes is if you haven't bought tastelessly skimpy lingerie for a woman before. Trust me, if you buy it, she'll wear it for you. You're welcome.

y8s

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both of you.

love of cars does not make you straight. intimate love (and knowledge) of ******* does.

... so I was in vegas last weekend and went to OG and Sapphire. OG women are ******* pushy!

tasty danish

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^this

Somewhere around the time I learned how to unhook bras with one hand, I became keenly aware of women's cup sizes.

sixshooter

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I always viewed bras as an impediment to be thwarted. It didn't matter what alphanumeric code was assigned to them by a dressmaker; It was keeping me from my goal. Bras, complete with their little sizing labels, belong wadded up on the floor.

sixshooter

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Mastery of the one handed bra release is mandatory for a young man by the time he reaches college age, unless he is a drama major.

EO2K

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Could have been this dude...

That is dedication right there

redfred18t

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haha ^

I use panera to meet up with my realtor because it's less than 5 min from my house and on the way to work (usually meet with him before I go into work) vs his office which is a 20-25 minute drive on a good day, and is completely out of my way

tasty danish

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Quoted for troof. I was surprised at how, if done suave, it can serve as a turn on rather than an annoyance

Bond

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I used to work at Panera. I washed the dishes. I liked it because I could listen to uncensored gangsta rap in the back, sometimes toss in a lipper, and even use narcotics out by the dumpster during a trash run. $9 /hour in HS isn't bad.

pusha

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I always go to the library when I have to study because it's usually the day of the exam and I have a massive amount of **** to go over.

Faeflora

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Oh and BTW all those strip club excursions are tax deductible too.

Pitlab77

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I get distracted at home.

Best place for me was the solitary study rooms in the school library where I could shut the glass sliding door behind me and have no noise or distraction.

fooger03

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I've set up lots of first dates in coffee shops.

redfred18t

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"Coffee says I'm sipping, but I aint sucking"