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Old 10-15-2008, 04:38 PM
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Think you play too much World of Warcraft?

Compared to "Prepared," you don't.

In a case of game addiction gone officially bananas, gaming blog Joystiq reports on what is surely the biggest Warcraft fan of them all. Known only under the moniker "Prepared," the gamer plays a stunning 36 World of Warcraft accounts on 11 different computers...simultaneously.

Stemming from a desire to manage raids -- large-scale gameplay sessions that typically require the teamwork of multiple players -- all by himself, the die-hard gamer seems undaunted by both the financial and lifestyle commitments to such a geeky endeavor.

"It costs me exactly $5711 in subscription costs per year with 36 accounts on the 6 month pay schedule," he writes. "Not bad considering I'm looking at it like it's a hobby and there are more expensive hobbies out there than World of Warcraft."

Like yachting, perhaps. And despite the downturn in the economy, Prepared can't wait to get his hands on the upcoming Warcraft expansion, Wrath of the Lich King.

"I plan to be at the store when it opens and will purchase 36 copies of it. With tax, it should be about $1500 for all of them."

Word of Prepared's over-the-top addiction comes on the heels of the annual Blizzcon Convention, a fan-oriented celebration of the games created by Warcraft publisher Blizzard.
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Not only cool, surely he gets lots of ***** too. After all it's a well known fact that women really go for this sort of things.

I bet that chair smells like ***.
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I looked- I really did. I didn't see any evidence of a **** mag ANYWHERE. No lube, or even a ***** for uses, that I'd rather not think about. Forget condoms. I knew those were out of the question. This game means more to this guy than the VAGINA... What a problem he has. He probably thinks the ***** is like the Sarlac from Star Wars. All ready to eat his dick alive.

He's probably whiter than the paint on my walls. This guy deserves an award. The "Could never get ***** if he paid for it" award.

A -So what are your hobbies?
B-Playing World of Warcraft on 11 computers at the same time.
A - And? What else?
B-What else what?
A - (Silence)... I'm out.
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He's likely scripting the game, using some sort of macro to get wow Gold, selling it etc.

There is a possibility he makes 6 figures a year, slams enough chicks and drives a ferrari....
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Originally Posted by Rick
He's likely scripting the game, using some sort of macro to get wow Gold, selling it etc.

There is a possibility he makes 6 figures a year, slams enough chicks and drives a ferrari....
This is you isn't it?
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that is sad...but hey, these ****'s are selling the accounts for quite some money, so maybe he'll get really rich someday..if he is still alive that is
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Wasn't this a South Park episode? or maybe this guy is ******* up the stock market.
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Originally Posted by jayc72
I bet that chair smells like ***.
I was thinking the SAME thing. Think of the prolonged periods where he just sits and plays. Showering probably isn't too high up on his list. Wiping doesn't score too high either because he has to get back to the bat cave and tend to his characters. I'm not saying no wiping at all, just nothing thorough and quality. Sitting there, farting out his poor junkfood diet and unwiped poo particles.
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That and he uses those faggy track ball mouses.
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Originally Posted by rccote
That and he uses those faggy track ball mouses.
Easier to use 7 or 8 faggy track ball mouses (mice?) than it is to use regular or even wireless standard mices (meece?).
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Originally Posted by rccote
I was thinking the SAME thing. Think of the prolonged periods where he just sits and plays. Showering probably isn't too high up on his list. Wiping doesn't score too high either because he has to get back to the bat cave and tend to his characters. I'm not saying no wiping at all, just nothing thorough and quality. Sitting there, farting out his poor junkfood diet and unwiped poo particles.
its kinda disturbing how much atention to detail you are using talking about some geeks *******
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I was about to call "fake" until I saw the empty Mountain Dew in the trash. That stuff is like nerd fuel.
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holy WOW...
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Originally Posted by rccote
Wiping doesn't score too high either because he has to get back to the bat cave and tend to his characters. I'm not saying no wiping at all, just nothing thorough and quality. Sitting there, farting out his poor junkfood diet and unwiped poo particles.
Im sure someone this hardcore has some type of wireless internet, and most of what he's using are laptops. Obviously he has ninja multitasking skills.
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Even with all that technology, he still has an archaic phone.
Doesn't need to use it obviously.
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Originally Posted by icantthink4155
Im sure someone this hardcore has some type of wireless internet, and most of what he's using are laptops. Obviously he has ninja multitasking skills.
I never thought of that. WoW on the toilet!
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Originally Posted by Rick
He's likely scripting the game, using some sort of macro to get wow Gold, selling it etc.

There is a possibility he makes 6 figures a year, slams enough chicks and drives a ferrari....
more likely that he lives in his parents garage and "drives" a moped. just a guess from shady looking installation of the window AC unit. reminds me of a quick and dirty garage apartment.
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Damn, and my wife thought I was geeky for getting a couple of gold weapons on CoD4..
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Why he doesn't put that kind of dedication into the stock market....
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Originally Posted by Machismo
Even with all that technology, he still has an archaic phone.
Doesn't need to use it obviously.
right... i have 10 computers in my apartment currently... also i have a laptop which i carry with me even if i go buttsexing in my 350z (just in case...) and im considering getting one more laptop (just in case.) then i have a dual 24" screen setup at my office and i still take my laptop and put it next to screens so i can work on 2 computers at once.

and yes... my cell phone is worst piece of **** you can possibly find and i have phone line at my place and have no actual phone to plug into it. phones are overrated.
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