Who here is posessed by Devil?
#14
Tour de Franzia
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Before the almighty and ineffable God Satan/Lucifer and in the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I, (state your full name) renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Judeo/Christian god Jehova, I renounce his vile and worthless son Jesus Christ, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.
I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors.
I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors.
#18
Satan might be the only option to actually get it done!
Of course Satan would then blow the motor when Hustler hits boost the 1st time severing all his limbs and junk. Strangely he lives and get's his own show on the Discovery channel. People love watching the pissed off guy who's just a torso!