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07-28-2010, 03:47 AM
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Work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such a machine is the 'Turbo-Encabulator'.
The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. ... The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeters.
Forty-one manestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotor slipstream a mixture of high S-value phenylhydrobenzamine and 5% reminative tetryliodohexamine. Both of these liquids have specific pericosities given by P = 2.5C.n^6-7 where n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition and C is Cholmondeley's annular grillage coefficient. Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metapolar refractive pilfrometer ... but up to the present date nothing has been found to equal the transcendental hopper dadoscope. ... Undoubtedly, the turbo-encabulator has now reached a very high level of technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration.
The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. ... The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeters.
Forty-one manestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotor slipstream a mixture of high S-value phenylhydrobenzamine and 5% reminative tetryliodohexamine. Both of these liquids have specific pericosities given by P = 2.5C.n^6-7 where n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition and C is Cholmondeley's annular grillage coefficient. Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metapolar refractive pilfrometer ... but up to the present date nothing has been found to equal the transcendental hopper dadoscope. ... Undoubtedly, the turbo-encabulator has now reached a very high level of technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration.
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08-15-2010, 08:42 PM
#83
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lol i love this forum.
WTF is wrong with your seat belts?
Super bright abstract colors - check
Rollbar made by Sloth Fratelli - check
Different color fender - check
Stupid angled stickers - check
Raised hood with washers from ACE - check
Thinking sportmaxx wheels are GOOD - check
Sounds like you deserve a preferred membership over at clubturdster.
Im willing to bet you sold your civic, borrowed money from your mom and bought some other loser kids miata.
sigh....
WTF is wrong with your seat belts?
Super bright abstract colors - check
Rollbar made by Sloth Fratelli - check
Different color fender - check
Stupid angled stickers - check
Raised hood with washers from ACE - check
Thinking sportmaxx wheels are GOOD - check
Sounds like you deserve a preferred membership over at clubturdster.
Im willing to bet you sold your civic, borrowed money from your mom and bought some other loser kids miata.
sigh....
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08-19-2010, 05:03 PM
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lol i love this forum.
WTF is wrong with your seat belts?
Super bright abstract colors - check
Rollbar made by Sloth Fratelli - check
Different color fender - check
Stupid angled stickers - check
Raised hood with washers from ACE - check
Thinking sportmaxx wheels are GOOD - check
Sounds like you deserve a preferred membership over at clubturdster.
Im willing to bet you sold your civic, borrowed money from your mom and bought some other loser kids miata.
sigh....
WTF is wrong with your seat belts?
Super bright abstract colors - check
Rollbar made by Sloth Fratelli - check
Different color fender - check
Stupid angled stickers - check
Raised hood with washers from ACE - check
Thinking sportmaxx wheels are GOOD - check
Sounds like you deserve a preferred membership over at clubturdster.
Im willing to bet you sold your civic, borrowed money from your mom and bought some other loser kids miata.
sigh....
but you were close to the selling part i traded my civic for some other "loser kid's miata."
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08-20-2010, 11:33 AM
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hmm first time logged on in over a month and yea, I don't seem to miss anything. One more wasteful post shouldn't make a difference on this thread.
but I did learn that PAC-Man is what all the cool kids are doing these days.
but I did learn that PAC-Man is what all the cool kids are doing these days.
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08-20-2010, 02:10 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibG7N-CGa3U
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08-29-2010, 02:19 PM
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thought i would just add this for the fact that it is very true.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibG7N-CGa3U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibG7N-CGa3U
speaking of douche bags... look at these ******s!
The scene where everyone has a stock WRX so they are automatically fast and better than you! YAY!
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09-04-2010, 05:13 PM
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I actually thought about this once and then proceeded to find out. The waitress continued to grate the cheese for quite sometime. My watch demonstrated that it was about 2 minutes. At this point she began to get impatient and said "Sir, is that enough?" I then responded: I don't recall telling you to stop."
She gave me the nastiest look and actually proceeded to grate the cheese further. Another 30 seconds passed and she stopped and said "Sir, I'm going to go get the manager."
The manager came over and asked me if there was a problem. I responded "Yes, I prefer to eat my meals with a lot of grated cheese. Your server told me to stop her when I was satisfied, I was not satisfied, therefore I did not tell her to stop. She then became irritated and impatient."
He then said "Sir, we do have a limit on the amount of cheese customers may have grated onto their meal by the server."
"Bullshit." I replied. I don't see that stated anywhere on your menus, or other ads, nor was I informed of this before your server proceeded to grate my cheese.
The manager then became impatient and said "Sir, I'm sorry, those are the rules."
I then stood up, made a scene like a lunatic about cheese grating.
The manager then told me "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
"**** you, do you secretly have a limit on your soup, salad and breaksticks too *******? False advertising mother ******, amirite?
The entire room started clapping. The manager huffed and puffed while the waitress dialed 911. When the police arrived, I informed them of my position. The officer then spoke with the manager. The police officer told me that it was best if I left, but that he understood my frustration and told me it was in my best interest to not return to this particular Olive Garden again if I couldn't accept their policy.
As I left, I turned towards the manager and server and said "I'll be back you ***********, start submitting resumes bitches, you're about to become unemployed."
I filed a claim in court against The Olive Garden, setting precedent regarding false advertising. The court ruled in my favor that the OG failed to inform me that the grating of the cheese had a limitation.
I was awarded 420,844,298,240,293,437,239 dollars, then bought that specific restaurant, fired the entire staff, and then leveled the building. A new building was erected, which now caters to the gay community, selling sex toys, including, but not limited to, **** rings, ***** pumps, and gaping ---- inserts.
A free gift is now given with every order over 25 dollars, a cheese grater.
She gave me the nastiest look and actually proceeded to grate the cheese further. Another 30 seconds passed and she stopped and said "Sir, I'm going to go get the manager."
The manager came over and asked me if there was a problem. I responded "Yes, I prefer to eat my meals with a lot of grated cheese. Your server told me to stop her when I was satisfied, I was not satisfied, therefore I did not tell her to stop. She then became irritated and impatient."
He then said "Sir, we do have a limit on the amount of cheese customers may have grated onto their meal by the server."
"Bullshit." I replied. I don't see that stated anywhere on your menus, or other ads, nor was I informed of this before your server proceeded to grate my cheese.
The manager then became impatient and said "Sir, I'm sorry, those are the rules."
I then stood up, made a scene like a lunatic about cheese grating.
The manager then told me "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
"**** you, do you secretly have a limit on your soup, salad and breaksticks too *******? False advertising mother ******, amirite?
The entire room started clapping. The manager huffed and puffed while the waitress dialed 911. When the police arrived, I informed them of my position. The officer then spoke with the manager. The police officer told me that it was best if I left, but that he understood my frustration and told me it was in my best interest to not return to this particular Olive Garden again if I couldn't accept their policy.
As I left, I turned towards the manager and server and said "I'll be back you ***********, start submitting resumes bitches, you're about to become unemployed."
I filed a claim in court against The Olive Garden, setting precedent regarding false advertising. The court ruled in my favor that the OG failed to inform me that the grating of the cheese had a limitation.
I was awarded 420,844,298,240,293,437,239 dollars, then bought that specific restaurant, fired the entire staff, and then leveled the building. A new building was erected, which now caters to the gay community, selling sex toys, including, but not limited to, **** rings, ***** pumps, and gaping ---- inserts.
A free gift is now given with every order over 25 dollars, a cheese grater.
Im so effing pissed right now. Finally. I thought. A long post from Hustler. This is gonna be good. He rarely posts more than a line or two. Normally worded with surgeons' scalpel precision. So I read with baited breath.... A effing CHEESE GRATER? WTF!? Its as tho Steven Hawking wanted to save all his writings to be locked away under his bed, and instead copied **** from his stupid neighbor. Hustler, you suck. You suck, for misleading me into thinking that finally we were gonna get more. MORE. Im gonna go cry in my pillow now.
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