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Old 10-08-2013, 01:16 PM
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Hi guys

I want to introduce myself. my name is sam and I am from PA. I drive a 95 miata herdterp that is turbo and nitrous powered.

I first call it poop miata because the previous owner let it rot behind his barn. his children would play in it often, he had 5 kids. Usually they would for some reason poop inside the car and under the hood. I had to trailer it home, and it smelled like feces inside the truck. Thus, poop miata was born.

After I cleaned the **** out of the miata, and named it, I decided to add some rims. I purchased blacked out rims on discounttiredirect.com, and have been very happy with them. I then stanced it out to look better. and then I put on the turbo and nitrous.

My favorite part of building the car is probably when a hooker I bought sat on the shifter **** and it went up her ---- cavity. This is because it's poop miata and it lives up to it's name. No she didn't **** in it lol.

I have heard often that miatas are for women. I think this is true, although I have no issue picking up girls in poop miata. Women love my car, but one has said it needs to look more appealing. I know already that stance will make her dance and spool will make her drool, but I want to add some extras to the exterior. I was thinking of keeping the brown paint, but with a while carbon fiber hard top and seeing how the ladies like it.

I do track poop miata and it rapes everything. So much rape occurs that it needs to be on law and order SVU. Hope to meet many boost buddies here and miata mates! pls pm me if you have any questions about poop miata!
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WTF is with white carbon fiber all of the sudden? Seriously 3 accounts in 1 day by the same guy?
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Old 10-08-2013, 02:00 PM
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huh....
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Fastest. Ban. Ever.
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Was that the same person that was looking for "white carbon fiber"????
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