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Old 07-05-2013, 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted by hornetball
Why is only the passenger-side headlight taped?
I assume it's like the kids who walk around with one pant leg rolled up. Left leg indicates that they're a top, right leg indicates that they're a bottom.



I've often speculated about the origin of the LOLWUT pear. What was the context? What was the author's frame of mind? Unfortunately, that image has been around so long and has been re-hosted so many times that tracking down the original seems like it would be impossible.
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Old 07-05-2013, 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
I assume it's like the kids who walk around with one pant leg rolled up. Left leg indicates that they're a top, right leg indicates that they're a bottom.



I've often speculated about the origin of the LOLWUT pear. What was the context? What was the author's frame of mind? Unfortunately, that image has been around so long and has been re-hosted so many times that tracking down the original seems like it would be impossible.
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Old 07-05-2013, 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by hornetball
Why is only the passenger-side headlight taped?

Nice numbers.
Obviously because traffic is on the passenger side (unless you are a US NOOB). So if there is an accident it will mostly likely be on the passenger side. DUH AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A CAR ENTHUSIAST.
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Old 07-05-2013, 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by 18psi
I am beyond convinced that the recent influx of utterly retarded n00bs is some faggy plot by clubfagster regulars
While i'm loitering on craigslist at miata's and e30's I always see ads for civics and 240's wanting to trade for miata's and e30, e36. It's very sad my favorite cars are being invaded by drifto's :'(.
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by soviet
If you put some decent wheels/tires, a rollbar and got rid of the stickers... it would be a nice car
I counted 5.5 things I did not like about the car on first examination of that picture:
  1. The taped headlights
  2. The yellow front turn signals
  3. The stickers
  4. The wheel fitment
  5. The Mardi Gras beads hanging from the rear view mirror

I counted the lack of a roll bar as a 0.5, assuming it was in progress or soon would be.
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Turbo 1996
I love the car tho


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Old 07-05-2013, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
I assume it's like the kids who walk around with one pant leg rolled up. Left leg indicates that they're a top, right leg indicates that they're a bottom.



I've often speculated about the origin of the LOLWUT pear. What was the context? What was the author's frame of mind? Unfortunately, that image has been around so long and has been re-hosted so many times that tracking down the original seems like it would be impossible.
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Braineack
No way bro, he's not a mindless lemming.....
....his stanced ridez are ORIGINAL!!!!1111ONEONEONE


On another note:
We should program the word "stanced" to automatically get the poster banned upon posting it. Or get a super gay avatar/signature of some sort. Just like we had the word "drift" automatically convert to "buttsex" in the past
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Originally Posted by 18psi
No way bro, he's not a mindless lemming.....
....his stanced ridez are ORIGINAL!!!!1111ONEONEONE


On another note:
We should program the word "stanced" to automatically get the poster banned upon posting it. Or get a super gay avatar/signature of some sort. Just like we had the word "drift" automatically convert to "buttsex" in the past

Lol- around here it would be funnier to convert "buttsex" to "drift".
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Old 07-05-2013, 01:17 PM
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Nice
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Old 07-05-2013, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by bikersam717
Huh, well I'll be.

It honestly never even occurred to me to check Knowyourmeme- I kind of assumed that this one had been around for so long that the origin would be indecipherable- lord knows I never had any luck trying to find it...

On the plus side, that link to the creator's DeviantArt page turns up a lot of interesting stuff. One, in particular, seems especially apropos for threads of this nature:







Originally Posted by nitrodann
Huh, well I'll be.

It honestly never even occurred to me to check Knowyourmeme- I kind of assumed that this one had been around for so long that the origin would be indecipherable- lord knows I never had any luck trying to find it...

On the plus side, that link to the creator's DeviantArt page turns up a lot of interesting stuff. One, in particular, seems especially apropos for threads of this nature:

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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
Huh, well I'll be.

It honestly never even occurred to me to check Knowyourmeme- I kind of assumed that this one had been around for so long that the origin would be indecipherable- lord knows I never had any luck trying to find it...

On the plus side, that link to the creator's DeviantArt page turns up a lot of interesting stuff. One, in particular, seems especially apropos for threads of this nature:
Lol @ pear residing in the background.




Originally Posted by Joe Perez
Huh, well I'll be.

It honestly never even occurred to me to check Knowyourmeme- I kind of assumed that this one had been around for so long that the origin would be indecipherable- lord knows I never had any luck trying to find it...

On the plus side, that link to the creator's DeviantArt page turns up a lot of interesting stuff. One, in particular, seems especially apropos for threads of this nature:
Lol @ pear residing in the background.


On a slightly more important note:

Nutrition Facts
Eggplant
Amount Per 1 cup, cubes (82 g)
Calories 20
% Daily Value*
Total fat 0.2 g 0%
Saturated fat 0 g 0%
Polyunsaturated fat 0.1 g
Monounsaturated fat 0 g
Cholesterol 0 mg 0%
Sodium 2 mg 0%
Potassium 188 mg 5%
Total Carbohydrate 4.8 g 1%
Dietary fiber 2.5 g 10%
Sugar 2.9 g
Protein 0.8 g 1%
Vitamin A 0% Vitamin C 3%
Calcium 0% Iron 1%
Vitamin B-6 5% Vitamin B-12 0%
Magnesium 2%
*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
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Old 07-05-2013, 01:56 PM
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Lol @ pear residing in the background.
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Old 07-05-2013, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Scrappy Jack
I counted 5.5 things I did not like about the car on first examination of that picture:
  1. The taped headlights
  2. The yellow front turn signals
  3. The stickers
  4. The wheel fitment
  5. The Mardi Gras beads hanging from the rear view mirror

I counted the lack of a roll bar as a 0.5, assuming it was in progress or soon would be.
The Аnal Beads are a plus
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Old 07-05-2013, 03:49 PM
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^Reminds me of a prolapsed rectum.

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Old 07-06-2013, 08:57 AM
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No ***** were given when i just banned him. He was not new, he had an older banned account.
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Old 07-06-2013, 12:47 PM
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I was wondering what was up with all these n00bs recently joining that were intentionally trolling with their terrible intro threads.

They're not new n00bs
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Originally Posted by gearhead_318
^Reminds me of a prolapsed rectum.
Subtext: Gearhead is sufficiently familiar with prolapsed rectums that even a pre-cooked chicken in a can reminds him of them.
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damn... i kinda wanted to know more about the mini... however, i bet it just has those gay wheels, and nothing under the hood...
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