My dyno rant
03-27-2008, 08:49 PM
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"It is said unto me that thou art the keeper and bearer of knowledge, yea, and also of dyno services, that by which my small red car might be elevated unto a state of greater tune whose equal is known only as nirvana amongst the faithful and true!"
i died when i read that,
joe, from now on, you should answer every post like that,
it would be a great hit with the noobs lol
and give me awsome quotes to put under my name lol
i died when i read that,
joe, from now on, you should answer every post like that,
it would be a great hit with the noobs lol
and give me awsome quotes to put under my name lol
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03-28-2008, 11:32 AM
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03-28-2008, 12:13 PM
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03-28-2008, 12:20 PM
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Ok, how's this for a start: http://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread...27#post3034527
Guess thats what 4 years of college english (with one year with a professor that was a shakespearing actor) gets you.
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03-28-2008, 01:49 PM
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I think it helps to imagine the text being spoken aloud by E.B. Farnum from "Deadwood", though for some reason I can't seem to help slipping constantly back and forth between Shakespearean English, Victorian English, and King James Biblical English.
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03-28-2008, 02:39 PM
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Publish that on any other miata site and I doubt anyone would notice the changes in context. It has no gangsta lingo, so that limits its skope methinks. So don't be jockin' they steez, please. I agree this to be one of the greatest posts of any car site I've ever posted to. Makes me glad to be a newbie subscriber. Now, I'll go home, re-read the FAQs, and Corky's book twice (just bought it today,) before I ever ask my first question.
Best Always
Alden
Best Always
Alden
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03-28-2008, 04:41 PM
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Yesterday I spent like an hour or more playing with tapestry generator, making quite the awesome comicbook of your adventures, stealing or adopting many of your lines....
And the computer ate it. Damnit damnit damnit.
And if you don't invite me along when you go tune I'll drive to your house and put a flaming paperbag on your doorstep - it won't be empty but it will be fresh.
And the computer ate it. Damnit damnit damnit.
And if you don't invite me along when you go tune I'll drive to your house and put a flaming paperbag on your doorstep - it won't be empty but it will be fresh.
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One question though, when does "his wife" enter the scene?
