The Stewart Development Paradox - Where the heck are my shocks?
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Midpack how is not getting your shocks because the guy is full of **** make us "idiots"?
Go troll else where buddy, perhaps go suck some **** between races so the weekend racer can do better. Either you're serious or you're really bad at sarcasm.
If you ARE serious, you might want to actually read at least one of the last 11 pages.
Go troll else where buddy, perhaps go suck some **** between races so the weekend racer can do better. Either you're serious or you're really bad at sarcasm.
If you ARE serious, you might want to actually read at least one of the last 11 pages.
#224
Just want to update the thread based on the performance of the SD bilsteins. Today, yesterday's tomorrow, I did an open track day in wet to downright pouring conditions. I was running old non K Azenis 615's-not the greatest wet tire but surprisingly the car stuck well. The rear never side stepped and the fronts only hydroplaned a couple times over running streams of water across the track in hard corners. My Miata has an open rear end as well.
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Actually I'm thinking "today" is such a more effective paradox. Since everyday is today eventually, your shocks COULD ship anyday, and everyday. But tomorrow never comes, it's always tomorrow today. I can see this working.
Customer: So you said yesterday my shocks would ship right?
SD: Well, I actually said they would ship today.
Customer: But that was yesterday, so they shipped yesterday right?
SD: No, I said they would ship today. Today is today.
Customer: Okay so they didn't ship? Or they did ship? I'm confused.
SD: Not sure where the miscommunication is, I never said they would ship yesterday, or tomorrow. I clearly said today. So they will ship today.
Customer: ...............................
SD: Think about it.
Customer: You win.
Customer: So you said yesterday my shocks would ship right?
SD: Well, I actually said they would ship today.
Customer: But that was yesterday, so they shipped yesterday right?
SD: No, I said they would ship today. Today is today.
Customer: Okay so they didn't ship? Or they did ship? I'm confused.
SD: Not sure where the miscommunication is, I never said they would ship yesterday, or tomorrow. I clearly said today. So they will ship today.
Customer: ...............................
SD: Think about it.
Customer: You win.