"The Beast" gets stuck with Obama inside
 

okay...

The SS must have been shitting bricks during the time they were disabled.

Maybe now we can ban oversized speed bumps and crazy driveway angles so we will never scrape again. There are places in Clovis I wouldn't take my long travel Jeep in that town

it looked like something in the car failed. the suspension straight up bottomed out.

Yes. The occupant.

rimshot

It is, of course, Bush's fault.

Maybe we shouldn't buy American? Government Motors!

Who gives a shit? Obviously the Gards didn't.

I would imagine that the car that got stuck was not transporting the president because the driver opened the door and exited the vehicle. I can't imagine the president's personal chauffeur would bail on the vehicle at any point, no matter what happened.

What is cool though is to see how thick the door is when he opens it.

why would the front suspension stay loaded up like that? It appears that something snagged on that metal section in the very middle of the ground and pulled the car down.

He hit the switches and laid that shit out.

Schlammed...