Southwest Pilot Fired for Open Mic Tirade about no Flight Attendants to Bang (NSFW)

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07-21-2011, 10:58 AM

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Southwest Pilot Fired for Open Mic Tirade about no Flight Attendants to Bang (NSFW)

07-21-2011, 11:52 AM

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"gays, grannies, and grandes" LOL

07-21-2011, 02:33 PM

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PFFFFHahahah! That guy is awesome.

07-21-2011, 03:07 PM

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We're doing a foundation for a pilot and every time he comes to the job he has a glass of whiskey or vodka in his hand. I dont think I've seen him sober once.

They tell me he does a handful of international flights every month and makes a shitload of money per flight. Get the plane in the air, kick in auto-pilot (co-pilot), sit back and start drinking.

07-22-2011, 09:38 AM

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I get pissed off when the flight attendants aren't to my liking and I only fly once every few years.

07-26-2011, 11:14 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboTim

I get pissed off when the flight attendants aren't to my liking and I only fly once every few years.

haha agreed. The guy that I stole the OP link from posted this recently on his website.

http://gordonkeith.wordpress.com/201...en-on-a-plane/

07-29-2011, 11:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboTim

I get pissed off when the flight attendants aren't to my liking and I only fly once every few years.

You should try flying frequently. There are never, EVER, any good looking flight attendants. And you never get sat beside a hot girl, you always get put in the middle between two fat guys.

Flying sucks.