Holy cow my boner is huge
 

I've been ordering all of my turbo parts online in the last week or so. As things show up, I take them out of the box and marvel over my purchase. I haven't been surprised by much of anything yet, except the exhaust tip I bought from Jegs - it's gigantic. 2.5" inlet, 3.5" outlet and it's 16" long. Stainless steel, slash cut. S

hould be alright, just a little bigger than I'd pictured in my head.

Anybody else running something that big? How does it look?

omg pics or die.

16 inches long? damn haha

Trying to compensate for something? :P

C'mon where are the pics?

That's what she said

NO PICS, AYFKM? Delete this thread and remove his posting privelidges until he PM's a mod that he actually has a picture.

Seriously, a thread titled "Holy Cow It's Huge" and NO PICS!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Until then, this is what I call huge!

beat my ass to it!

I see your donkey dick and raise you one rhino ramrod.

http://a1.vox.com/6a00c22529eb3a604a00f48cf388690002-pi

Why does Sam have a picture of a horse cock easily available?


Better question, why does Matt have a picture of a rhino cock easily available?

i see your rhino ramrod and raise you an elephant erection.
http://bp2.blogger.com/_G8kERzM0U5Y/...hant_penis.jpg

Yeah, its 2 meters long.

Rhino looks like it has more girth and supposedly thats what matters.

And just for fun, here is a whale wang. And length is what matters if she is into ----.

http://news.softpedia.com/images//ne...he-World-2.jpg

Animal dick? Seriously?

I want nude pics of the girl next to the Rhino dick.

Woah, I haven't put it on the car yet. When I do, I will post a good picture of it. I'll try to get a picture of the tip itself when I get home tonight maybe wired to the car or something.

Sir....umm...you have here on your resume that you're a Whale fluffer?
:bowrofl:

you can't post a thread saying you bought a 16" long tip and didnt think it was goign to be that big and not post a picture of said tip. when you get home, take a picture of it next to your little wang for comparison.

Yep, there are definitely 3 different animal cocks on the first page of this thread. How did that happen?

The FUCK?

MT.net, never ceases to amaze how far OT and NSFW the threads go.

^Because the fucking OP talked all this shit about his new exhaust and didn't post pics... it's fucking NOOB shit... so we filled his thread with huge cocks. It's only fitting.

you dont post on many forums do you? try your luck at homemadeturbo.com

you think there's any coincidence that he's from bangor? and who is the bang-ee?

lol.

I have a bunch (50 over 1 year iirc) of posts over on HMT, why, are we trying to be more HMT?

HMT has tech, but it is full of lowlifes and idiots. We seem to be trying for the latter recently.

Ummm, sir, count again. Lets see here, Donkey dick, rhino ramrod, elephant erection, and whale wang. Uno Dos Tres Quatro!
:giggle:

This thread went from massive fail, to a complete win. This is a good forum.

I'm going to be running a 5" exhaust...so I guess I should put a 7-8" tip on there:giggle:

+1, but hopefully w/o the rhino dick...

Yeah right. That'll never happen on a Miata:slap:

my flow theory suggests using the same bellmouth thing people use on turbo inlets on the exhaust would show gains.

and look real awesome.

A velocity stack for an exhaust tip, now that's sexy.

not that this has anything to do with anything, but I really love the mods on this site, you guys are hillarious!

Um... is that a sperm whale?

I've heard of those before....:jerkit:

Wow, didn't have any idea this thread would be quite so interesting.

Here's a picture, it's not as rediculous as I thought it would be, but here you go. It's just shoved on over the stock tip, it will be tucked in a little further when I actually make the exhaust. (and put the turbo on)

You had to start a thread for that?
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Dude, what are you talking about? That is dope!

No, I just thought it'd be fun. Much like why you made that post, I would imagine.

So what does your plate say?
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sweet
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gay....:riaa:

i aggree with this statement

You guys are all gay.

This is a MIATA forum. Did you forget where you were? Wanna hook up?:greddy:

Most of the people on here, it seems, have come to the terms with the fact that whether or not they're gay makes no difference. The miata is still a gay/chick/hairdressere car. I know I don't care. Keeps posers from buying them.

Having a boosted Miata makes us a wee bit less gay though. :giggle:
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Do you do hair?

If it's interspecies it ain't gay.

China called they want their diving board back.