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hustler 09-11-2009 03:46 PM


Originally Posted by the_man (Post 452959)
Wasn't really making a recommendation, just tossing something out there. If you weren't constantly beating your 2" dick to a photo of Tom Cruise sitting in your mother's basement, you wouldn't be so up tight about things. BTW, Mobil One isn't the shit, I am the shit, and that's that. The person you should be questioning is gayus69, who is more full of shit than you are, claiming to run harder and longer on the street than I rail your sister.

Oh, sorry it took me so long to get back to you. See, someone was talking shit to me like a bitch and I had to murder them in the street yesterday. This all stemmed from me getting out of my personal helicopter that I use to avoid traffic because, well, I'm far too important to sit around in traffic and shit like a peasant. Anyway, as I was getting out, I saw this gang of street thugs jacking with a couple Victoria's Secret models and I had to snap a couple necks for the rest of the gang to get the point and run away in terror. After that I ended up taking a few of the models back to my penthouse where they took turns making passionate "lust" to me. Unfortunately I had to leave in a rush though because Flavio Briatore invited me to spend the weekend on his yacht because some of his model friends were in some relationships that weren't working out and he wanted me to "show them what it was like to be with a man," and I lost the # to the valet downstairs so I couldn't contact him to pull my 599 around. So basically I was late to the airport, but now I'm in the Gulfy and replying to the thread you've turned into shit. So please, keep talking shit. I'm far to busy and important going through life as a the definitive international, ultimate, universal desire of all women.

the_man 09-11-2009 05:16 PM

Gulfy? Real men like me jet-set in personal fucking 747s. I'm feeling kinda cramped in my jet, though, but my 787 is fucking late on delivery. I don't have to snap necks for people to get my point, I just have to walk into a room and wannabe thugs like you curl up in the fetal position and beg for their lives like the bitches they are, while their girlfriends all beg me to "have my way with them." I never have to call a fucking valet, I plow a bitch and then send her ass to get the valet while I fuck her best friend. Then I get her ass back up to the room and have a fucking threesome while the valet waits, and I just toss a fucking stack of benjamins at him when I finally feel like leaving. The biggest decision I have to make every fucking day is which continent I'm going to fuck my bitches on.

Oh, and that yacht you were on? That was my fucking dinghy before I sold it to your friend's sorry ass. After I defiled every square inch of it twice over, I decided I needed something bigger to tow behind my fucking cruise ship.

Go back to masturbating in your Gulfy and imagining that you were me, Mr. Weaksauce.

Cpt_Slow 09-11-2009 05:58 PM

2 Hustlers!?!

DrewLGT 09-11-2009 09:51 PM


Originally Posted by Cpt_Slow (Post 453039)
2 Hustlers!?!


god help us all

seraph 09-11-2009 10:43 PM


Originally Posted by Cpt_Slow (Post 453039)
2 Hustlers!?!

I thought cloning humans was illegal!!!!

triple88a 09-11-2009 11:00 PM


Originally Posted by seraph (Post 452850)
Well i'm disappointed. I saw the title description and i was hoping to see some grewsome pics of what happens when you put "cooking oil" in your engine.:noob:

I was thinking some one finally ran cooking oil in a miata :)

I know they do it for diesel engines a lot.

Imagine driving around the mountains smelling like a french fry cooking machine at mcdonalds :D:laugh:

seraph 09-11-2009 11:15 PM

Just think of the possibilities. You could almost turn the miata into a rolling chicken nugget machine.

Put baby chickens into compressor side(chicken mulcher)
Combustion cycle, coupled with running cooking oil, fries em up
and a healthy 3" free flowing exhaust spits em out!

Nice and fresh! Just the way i like it.

triple88a 09-11-2009 11:55 PM

hehe i got mr fusion to power my flux capacitor, i'm good to go.

magnamx-5 09-12-2009 12:48 AM

mobil one is pure garbage eversince about 2003 when they changed i only run royal purple or amsoil now. A 20-50 is also great if you perform in hot weather, it doesnt break down as easily. Inevitably the problem you are havingis on i have lived with ever since i went turbo. Its a problem of oil quality as much as it is a plausibly weak relief spring and, the temperatures. Amsoil and Royal purple actualy last for me though so i suggest you try one or both of those.

apariah 09-12-2009 03:07 AM

How many miles are you doing on Amsoil, or Royal Purple.

NA6C-Guy 09-12-2009 03:37 AM

Rotella son! I don't like the synthetic at all. I gave it another few thousand miles to see if I changed my mind. HLA noise is terrible, its far too thin for my liking. I'm going back to the regular Rotella tomorrow. I bet my HLA goes away and stays gone for at least another 4,000 miles. After this run of Rotella I'm going to try Delo 400 for my curiosity.

I first thought this thread was asking if one could use cooking oil as an engine lubricant.

magnamx-5 09-12-2009 04:52 AM


Originally Posted by apariah (Post 453186)
How many miles are you doing on Amsoil, or Royal Purple.

i get about 3k where as other oils i wouldnt even get over 1k in the case of mobil junk i would get maybe 300 miles.

seraph 09-12-2009 09:51 AM


Originally Posted by magnamx-5 (Post 453192)
i get about 3k where as other oils i wouldnt even get over 1k in the case of mobil junk i would get maybe 300 miles.

Wow, seriously, i use mobil 1 10w30 and get about 3k before i start to hear the HLAs faintly. then i change the oil. And what do you mean before they changed? Should i be concerned about mobil 1?

the_man 09-12-2009 10:02 AM

Pay the 20 bucks or whatever to get an oil analysis done to see what's actually going on in your engine with your setup and usage. Anything else is just guesswork based on other peoples' setups and driving habits, which are likely to be totally different from yours.

hustler 09-12-2009 10:18 AM

2 Attachment(s)
here's that nasty 0w40 Mobile1 that everyone thinks sucks:
Attachment 203733

here's 5w30 M1 for a comparison:
Attachment 203734

Here's a comparison Royal Purple which i found:
http://lojope.com/Oils_compared.JPG
...its not exactly a bad oil but I'd like to see more ZDDP for the price. Although we don't have TBN#s for each oil, its fairly obvious that PenPlatinum is the bomb

Here's Rotella Synth which I use for obvious reasons, and its $20 per gallon:
http://i38.tinypic.com/29atiyg.png
You guys with lifter noise need to pick an oil that holds its viscosity at temp, which resists shear from the turbo, and lives enough to justify the price. Diesel oil is the way to go in a turbo car, period. Even dino, $10/gallon Rotella T outdoes the expensive oils in the #'s that matter.

cueball1 09-12-2009 12:04 PM

Hustler,

Been running Rotella synth since the last big discussion on oil here maybe 8-10 months ago. Looked at your info and research over at bobistheoilguy. Rotella FTW. When I get my new valve seals in, so I'm not using oil like it's free, I'll post up a uoa.

Sad all the guys that come in as Hustler wannabe's. Gotta keep that pimp hand strong.

sixshooter 09-12-2009 12:04 PM

+1

NA6C-Guy 09-12-2009 02:04 PM

I don't understand how you guys are having good results with the Roro synth, and I have such horrible HLA noise with new HLA's and a fresh rebuild. I can drive it normal, 20 miles of stop and go, then let it sit and idle for about 5 minutes and it sounds like a pea thrasher. Its hot out, but its not THAT hot, and I don't drive it hard enough to ever get it over about 3/8 gauge on temp.

magnamx-5 09-12-2009 10:41 PM


Originally Posted by seraph (Post 453212)
Wow, seriously, i use mobil 1 10w30 and get about 3k before i start to hear the HLAs faintly. then i change the oil. And what do you mean before they changed? Should i be concerned about mobil 1?

They sold the company to someone else in like 2003 man so yeah its not near as good as it was. Hustler i will go over your "charts" and get back to you on that shit.


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