Call for resignation of this moderator
 

Hustler.

I feel as the former admin / owner that hustler is no good.

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This only ends one way. Awesomely. For that, I salute you sir.

We should also make Pusha a mod as well, while at it.

Hustler for Admin 2012

That's actually not a bad idea. Way to think outside the box! :giggle:

I'd like to nominate that guy that just ran 8 psi without accommodating for extra fuel or timing for 3 months to be a mod.

He's still pretty ------- rouge. :giggle:

Write-in vote for President!

Hustler for President and Philip should be banned.

thanks, but I don't think "Moderator on MiataTurbo.net" would look too good on my resume.

I did this for nearly a year.

Rick, Brain, Y8s, and distinguished gentlemen of Miata turbo!

As my clipper docked this morning, a supermodel asked me, "Where are you bound for, sir Hustler Esq.?" And when I replied, "Miataturbo," she remarked, "Beautiful place. Have you ever been there before?"

No human being could fail to be deeply moved by such a tribute as this [moderator-ship]. Coming from a lineage of genetic pedigree, and a people I have loved so well, it fills me with an emotion I cannot express. But this moderator-ship is not intended primarily to honor a personality, but to symbolize a great moral code -- the code of defense and protection of those who guard this beloved forum. That is the animation of my incredibly large endowment. For all eyes and for all time, it is an expression of the ethics and purity of the MiataTurbo members. That I should be integrated in this way with so noble an ideal arouses a sense of pride and yet of e-thuggery which will be with me always

Miatas and Kitties: Those two hallowed words reverently dictate our creed, what you can be, what you will be. They are your rallying points: to build turbo Miatas; to regain faith when there seems to be little cause for faith; to play with a laser among your kitties when hope becomes forlorn.

Unhappily, I possess neither that eloquence of diction, that poetry of imagination, nor that brilliance of metaphor to tell you all that they mean.

The unbelievers will say they are but words, but a slogan, but an admission of flamboyant homosexuality. Every pedant, every demagogue, every cynic, every hypocrite, every troublemaker, and I am sorry to say, some others of an entirely different character including rogue administrators, will try to downgrade them even to the extent of mockery and ridicule; hence the imminence of Philip's threat among your great leader of our kingdom.

But these Miatas and kitties build your basic character. They mold you for your future roles as the custodians of the turbo Miata. They make you strong enough to know when you are weak, and brave enough to face yourself when you are afraid. They teach you to be proud and unbending in honest failure, but humble and gentle in success; not to substitute words for actions, not to seek the path of comfort, but to face the stress and spur of difficulty and challenge that is both adopting kitties and campaigning turbo Miatas in feats of extreme speed; to learn to stand up at the track but to have compassion on those of structurally failed pre-built turbo kits; to master yourself Miatas before you seek to master others; to have a kitten that is clean, wheel horsepower that is high; to learn to tune, yet never forget how to wrench; to compete in Miata Challenge; to be serious yet never to take yourself too seriously; to e-thug newbs to a degree that you inflict the same embarrassment and shame you once received as a newb, the open mind of true wisdom of Joe Perez, Brain, Y8s, and DIY, and the meekness of our humble home of shenanigans and buffoonery. They give you a temper of the will, a quality of the imagination, a vigor of the emotions, a freshness of the deep springs of life, a temperamental predominance of courage over timidity, of an appetite for adventure over love of ease. They create in your heart the sense of wonder, the unfailing hope of what next, and the joy and inspiration of life. They teach you in this way to be an officer and a gentleman.


Everything else in the tenure of MiataTurbo membership is but corollary to this vital dedication. All other forum-whoring purposes, all other arcane forums, all other force-inducted needs, great or small, will find others for their accomplishment. But you are the ones who are trained to wrench and tune. Yours is the profession of information, the information to win, the sure knowledge that in MiataTurbo there is no substitute for victory; that if you lose, the forum will be destroyed; that the very obsession of your Miata service must be: schedule 40 manifolds, Inconel, and Megasquirt.

Others will debate the controversial issues, turbo vs. supercharger, which divide men's minds; but serene, calm, aloof, you stand as the forums's war-guardian, as its lifeguard from the raging tides of censorship and political correctness, as its gladiator in the arena of battle. For a century and a half you have defended, guarded, and protected its hallowed traditions of liberty and freedom, of turbocharged forced induction of Miatas.

Let rogue administrators argue the merits or demerits of my leadership role; whether my strength is being sapped by his lack of personality and inability to receive criticism, indulged in too long, by tyrannic paternalism grown too mighty, by power groups grown too arrogant, by past-forum-ownership grown corrupt, by morals grown too low, by his extremism grown too violent; whether our personal liberties are as thorough and complete as they should be. These great forum problems are not for your forum------dom or moderated solution. Your guidepost stands out like a ten-fold beacon in the night: Miatas, kitties, and kiss my ass Philip, ---- yourself with a rake. Its been 3-years since I talked ---- to you on a forum about your unreliable Audi and you're still crying about it. This is my forum as much as it's everyone elses but yours...because you sold it. Now please STFU and leave me alone.

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EDIT: ninja'ed by MJ.

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nice work sir hustler.
Ps: props giving where they are due.

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This is going to be a good thread

Bah, this thread dies before page 2.

To bad it will probably be closed soon. Either way not sure if serious or just wants attention or just trollin... Or maybe account was hacked.

With one swift and mighty blow, a gouge into the heart of the corrupt malcontent, and liberty to persevere, this thread is officially dead. :hustler:

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hold out for page two, brothers!

Page 2 crew checking in.

uhh, whats the point of this thread again? did Hustler hurt your bum bum?

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The great people of MT have spoken. Hustler for President.

TL;DR

in for tender orgy

yea, I spent some time reading Hustler thing here is the tl;dr short:

...miatas...turbos...track the ---- out of them...get cats...you guys are awesome...I love you...lets ----...cool?

I went through all of that for the last sentence.

damn right. want to make sure when you finally discover your true self, you can be with teh one you love.

Toasting in epic bread.

I lol'd heartily at hustlers great post.

a tear came to my eye.

<3 the Hustler. Let other forums pander to weakness.

Min needs banned for his vote.

If you don't conform, you are removed.

edit I forgot one part:

---- you philip, go away.

Which I agree with. Hustler does good, he speaks in bros and brahs, and freaks out about everything on his car, which is all cool in my book.

Anyone who voted against me will be severely harassed. I highly recommend you recant and pledge immortal respect and admiration for my contributions to the forum, with the greatest contribution being putting up with idiots who would vote against me. Behold my glory, rim my anus.

I'll kiss the ring... in the center of your ass

I also vote Pusha for mod, that way we weed the sensitive doucheses like Phillip out faster. It must suck to have once had the power of the ban hammer and now be ridiculed by your court.

hahaha, rub that ---- in.

Hustler;

I will worship you as a god, die for you and kill in your name.

Philip;

I do not know who you are, but I do not like you. Why do you hate our way of life?

Why has this not hit page 2 yet?

Props for noodle divinity.

It's hit page 3 for me. The number of posts per page is something you can change in the settings or something or other.

If its slow at work tomorrow and I finish my work early I may write an acceptance speech for my supporters. You made me who I am today.

a poz powerbottom who likes to get raw dogged by neg cubs?

I don't mind hustler even though he does remind me of a chequebook racer for some reason! :giggle:

Philip is old school cool too though. The culture on this forum has changed from a bunch of fun guys running tweaked GReddy kits to what it is today. I can't say I'm a big fan of the "cool kids" sheep attitude to doing things, but most larger forums are heading this way.

I think a lot more love was shared when Philip was running the show, now it seems to be run like a business - mostly about the $$.

Show me a checkbook racer who pulls a gay ass tire trailer to the track and sleeps on an air-mattress. I assume your impression of me comes from my realization that I have such a great car which I saved 4-years to build, and you will always see me express gratitude to every person on this forum who held my hand and explained things to me like I am a 5-year old.

I like sheep, they are sexy. However, we have a couple formulas developed by members here that work. We didn't have that formula in the era you reminisce, our cars did not have the reliability or speed back then. We've grown up. You're always welcome to express your opinion and agree or disagree.

Anytime. :bigtu:

You didn't "help me like you were talking to a 5-year old", you "touched me like I was a 5-year old".

Eh, close enough.

Penis inspection day?

I don't understand this Dutch past-time. Does it involve 14-year old prostitute?

14? Are you crazy? Waaay too old.

14 year olds are fast runners, like to talk too much and are usually pretty beat up. Plus they dont fall for the windowless "photo booth van."

I had to think long and hard, I mean real long and real hard about my vote. Then I had to stop and tug one because of all the thinking. In the end I knew what I wanted out of all this. I have to vote in favor of the local, mostly because of all the help Ive been getting from Hustlers wisdom ring. I didnt think I'd ever get those nasty protien stains out.

This leads me to my next problem, the size difference between my arms. Any help would be great.

Shake weight?
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Id power bottom for Hustler any day

This thread is about buttsecks right?
Guys?

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