I vote you find a girlfriend with a sense of humor.

Your Man card.

Relinquish it.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_W638ntGwp1...0/man-card.jpg

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Guys guys,

Its baltimore ALL girls there are CRAZY!

I even had one move herself into my parents, and I didn't live there...

I haven't changed this thread title since the squirrel one.

As a person with the power to change the thread title, I can't do it for your girlfriend.

Unless she can convince Raul Castro to give up communism so I can visit his tropical paradise.

Talk about whipped...

Werrrrll the only thing inaccurate about my build title is "lonely". While I did shed dewdrop tears about not being able to make it to lost dog, i was not lonely.

In fact we should have another meet soon :|

Seriously best movie ever.

Judging by your new thread title, I bet you are on your knees. Honestly, My wife gets carried away sometimes, and she wouldn't say shit. She would actually make fun of me, Ig she gave a shit about what I wrote on a sausage party miata forum. I know vegan hippie girls are SO hard to find. I bet she thinks your car saves baby whales and pine trees too, with your paperless billing ass. Trade her in.

Mods make this the portal link :)

liberal hippie wives love when you tell them stuff like

"I just tuned my megasquirt to use 7% less gas on the highway, baby!"

Mine is as conservative as me. I tried the "more dollars per mile and less use of fossil fuels for E85" but she said I just wanted to spend more money on my car. I am waiting on about 100 dollars more of clothes, then it is on. lol.