Let me guess, you participated in the annual high heel race?

i've only worn heels once and that shit gave me blisters. but they looked great with the dress. it's not gay if it's halloween in college!

Did you at least take a girl home or did you stay in character and go home with a bro?

neither? I forget.

(bros weren't invented yet back then)

The way you're always teetering on full-blown homosexuality,albeit self-deprecating, cracks me up.

it's why you follow me around like a puppy dog isn't it.

I get the feeling that's punctuated correctly and you aren't asking me.

It isn't AS gay.

Nope it is official. your all a bunch of homos. their gone to ban yeall frum murrien on day quaaars.

actually new york just signed gay marriage into law.

it may be a while for texas.

I don't care what two men do in the privacy of their homes, as long as they don't tempt me by doing it in public. :s