Originally Posted by hustler (Post 324587)

www.spamyour enemies.com is down, so...
I could go weird:
Hey man, I saw your miata for sale on ebay just kinda wanted to introduce myself; I'm Chad and I'm up for a good time, I like fast cars and lounging by the pool. I'm also into miatas and know as well as anyone else that red miata = hand-ball bottom. I'm a seasoned veteran handball top. I can give you just what you've been looking for in a top: respect, a gentle touch, prostate expression, discipline, and shame if you've been a bad ------ and need to be punished for your sins, expect me to go in up to the elbow. I know the rules, respect your desire to be pleased, and my idea of safe sex is "with a glove." Get back to me and we can work out a place to meet. Also, the $64,000 question..."poz or neg?"

BTW, I don't like that scoop on the hood much, but its whatever...maybe you need to be punished for it.

Originally Posted by rccote (Post 324679)

I wonder if he knows he's a complete fucking moron. He constructs his arguments like a 13 year old.