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Bond 03-14-2010 06:04 PM

Hustler is in that one pointy state that looks like a penis.

turotufas 03-14-2010 07:07 PM

A weird penis.

I think the OP got his shit from the carsponsors.com commercials.

albumleaf 03-14-2010 08:14 PM


Originally Posted by Love~My~MX5 (Post 535319)
dude. what are you talkin about....lmao. Im in a car crew. some of them have HID in their regular ass housings and it looks badass. "low cars"...lowered..dont blind people. they get blinded, me included.....
so, you adore me. I dont get it.

can we ban this ------ already

buffon01 03-14-2010 08:27 PM

Nah he hasn't got his panties in a buch yet :giggle:

Sam Amporful 03-14-2010 08:42 PM


Originally Posted by Turbo_4 (Post 537756)

Thats a Formula car :eek:

f2fan 03-14-2010 10:36 PM

I heard Hustler's at the Chuck Norris driving school this weekend.

jacob300zx 03-15-2010 01:10 AM

You took a chick car and made it a ricer chick car...lol. We like Miata's because people think they are chick cars and the look on there face when you smoke them with that turbo is priceless. We like Miata's because they are chick cars and when you spank them NA at the track in their Viper the look on their face is...you fail

FRT_Fun 03-15-2010 02:35 AM

I so confused. Miatas are "Chick Cars" yet people that own them are gay? So wouldn't that make the Miata a dude car? Or is it that gay people like miatas cause it's girly? But either way, gay or not, they are still male, so it should be a guy car.

NA6C-Guy 03-15-2010 02:42 AM


Originally Posted by FRT_Fun (Post 538176)
I so confused. Miatas are "Chick Cars" yet people that own them are gay? So wouldn't that make the Miata a dude car? Or is it that gay people like miatas cause it's girly? But either way, gay or not, they are still male, so it should be a guy car.

Yours is male? Mine is all female, I have the cum stains on the exhaust tip to prove it... unless... that was the butt... :ky:

Bond 03-15-2010 02:45 AM

One time my friend was shitfaced and stuck his dick in my exhaust pipe. So I got a new virgin exhaust.

NA6C-Guy 03-15-2010 02:46 AM


Originally Posted by Bond (Post 538180)
One time my friend was shitfaced and stuck his dick in my exhaust pipe. So I got a new virgin exhaust.

The heat should have blasted away any dick stains.

Bond 03-15-2010 02:48 AM

She wasn't on the pill at the time and I just wanted to be safe :dunno:

fooger03 03-15-2010 12:54 PM


Originally Posted by Love~My~MX5 (Post 537409)
Always Bigger in Texas

You know, if we took Alaska, and split it into two halves, Texas would be the 3rd largest state in the Union.

leatherface24 03-15-2010 01:53 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 537852)
I am King Shit when it comes to "body kits" and NBs(I prefer appearance package...or maybe even aero package) around these parts....nobody better be cramping my style up in here.

I will be all up in your style soon:giggle:

http://26.media.tumblr.com/b9vfl4b63...BDUIo1_500.jpg

NA6C-Guy 03-15-2010 04:16 PM


Originally Posted by leatherface24 (Post 538394)
I will be all up in your style soon:giggle:

:bowrofl: That's awesome! It's not easy being green and stretched.

Myspeed123 03-16-2010 04:04 AM

LOL Thats some of the funnesat shit I've ever seen!!! " FAIL" Doesn't even come close!!! Hard core guys, Hard core!!!

rweatherford 03-16-2010 07:51 AM


Originally Posted by Stein (Post 537765)
Yeah, but I'm probably the only one on here that is using used baling wire that I baled hay with and then cut off of the bales before using for "fixing" things.:noob:

You check my location and see if you think I've got "used" baling wire. :bowrofl:

Pretwisted....


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