HELP, wtf is this [dont swear in thread titles, moron] i found under gauge cluster!
 

yesterday night i was taking off the green condoms from my gauge bulbs and found this receiver type thing right under the cluster and the wire running down the left to the bottom. anyone have ideas on what it is?

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Lo-Jack or similar?

Vibrator from the chick who owned the car before you?

A blurry image???

Reciever for an alarm system.

Fixed!

I found all kinds of crazy stuff in my car. Go ahead and toss all that BS out.

That is a cable for an early series T-U47 citizen monitoring system. The Central Scrutinizer is watching you.

Black Box.

ftfy

GPS antenna?

Sandwich warmer?

Your mangina cleaner.

Yeah pix are blury, but that is what it looks like.

OP do you have a GPS unit? look for this connector on the back, it might be hidden under a soft rubber plug.

Your 2-3 shift solenoid.

I see a cool-air intake, a nos fogger system, it's got a t4 turbo Dominique, I see a AIC controller, it has direct port nitrous injection.

Yeah, and a standalone fuel management system... not a bad way to spend ten thousand dollars.

didnt realize this forum was censored.

no i dont have gps.

just the titles, most of us surf from work...

Dealership car lot theft alert device. They are cheap enough that they don't bother to uninstall them when they sell the car. When they leave the lot for the night they turn on the system and it will set off the alarm if a car leaves.