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Toddcod 02-04-2009 11:04 PM

If I'm at a house, Hand wash, but at my apartment. I high pressure spray it, and then spray off the big brush. Then wash the car with the brush. Then rinse.

This could seriously scratch a car though. Waxing on and off helps. WhOOOOAAAHHHH!

When I get a new paint job. Nothing but hand wash

AlexO35 02-04-2009 11:05 PM

Wow.... I feel bad now. I just take a hose to mine once in a while. Then I take in on the highway to dry it off.... Wait a few months and repeat.
--Alex

hustler 02-04-2009 11:11 PM

Its not a show car so I'll hit the car-wash by my apartment. I prefer to handwash because its easier, but I live in an apartment.

samnavy 02-04-2009 11:14 PM

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sixshooter 02-04-2009 11:21 PM

What a ghey thread!

Thanks for lowering our standards.

WTF does this have to do with anything? The OP didn't even offer an opinion to argue or advice to follow. Insight? Technique? Opinion? Reason for posting?

Somebody move this to m.net. This is the reason I don't have an account over there.

If you are just bored, don't clutter the forum. Go surf somewhere. Or at least put it in the BS section.

Sorry I snapped. I'm a little stressed tonight. But c'mon man, this milquetoast crap is about as useful as "What's your favorite color crayon?"

NA6C-Guy 02-04-2009 11:42 PM

I didnt even notice what section this was in. This should be in BS section for sure.

sixshooter 02-05-2009 12:05 AM

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Feel free to do your part to remove excess ghey from your posts, too.
Add your own pics of girls washing cars, because this thread was making me feel dirty.

papasmurf 02-05-2009 01:15 AM


Originally Posted by supersaiyan93 (Post 363574)

btw, was that an episode of Fifth Gear you saw? I showed that to a buddy of mine that swears by those plastic blade things, and he threw his out after seeing that.

Yea, that was the episode. They actually ranked the automatic wash as the best. I couldn't believe it.

Anyways sorry to all those who think this post was 'ghey' (is the spelling 'gay' not pc?)
I live in Utah next to a big salty lake, washing my car is essential if i don't want a rust bucket. There are a lot of 'turbo' related threads on m.net also, but I could care less about what most people on that forum think. I am performance oriented.

I was just curious as to what people who are performance minded do for their cars. Thanks for the rants. :fawk:

18psi 02-05-2009 01:24 AM

I wash mine naked too. Just come outside, get her wet and soapy till my cock gets hard. Then I tease the car with it, rubbing it against the body panels till the car cant take it anymore. Then I gently slide it into the tail pipe. I can feel the car vibrate with pleasure as I pulsate faster and harder till we both erupt in a messy orgasm. its heaven

nicacus 02-05-2009 01:40 AM


Originally Posted by papasmurf (Post 363630)
Yea, that was the episode. They actually ranked the automatic wash as the best. I couldn't believe it.

Anyways sorry to all those who think this post was 'ghey' (is the spelling 'gay' not pc?)
I live in Utah next to a big salty lake, washing my car is essential if i don't want a rust bucket. There are a lot of 'turbo' related threads on m.net also, but I could care less about what most people on that forum think. I am performance oriented.

I was just curious as to what people who are performance minded do for their cars. Thanks for the rants. :fawk:

Hey me too!
By the looks of it we'll have some acid rain soon too..
It depends on my mood.. sometimes in the summer I'll spend upwards of 3 hours cleaning it by hand.. in the winter I just spray it off at a quarter wash, or if the weather is nice i'll go out and give it a good quick handwash.

NA6C-Guy 02-05-2009 01:41 AM

Its all fun and games until you melt your dick onto the exhaust. Then the ambulance shows us with a spatula.

sixshooter 02-05-2009 09:27 AM


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 363633)
I wash mine naked too. Just come outside, get her wet and soapy till my cock gets hard. Then I tease the car with it, rubbing it against the body panels till the car cant take it anymore. Then I gently slide it into the tail pipe. I can feel the car vibrate with pleasure as I pulsate faster and harder till we both erupt in a messy orgasm. its heaven

18psi,
I just figured out why the 3" enthuza upgrade is so popular.

Papa,
And yes, I live on the Gulf of Mexico on Tampa Bay and therefore understand salt spray all over my car. It rinses off with a hose. The guys we see with real salt problems usually have Michigan tags.

It's still a weak thread topic and should be in the bs section.

papasmurf 02-05-2009 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 363702)
18psi,
I just figured out why the 3" enthuza upgrade is so popular.

Papa,
And yes, I live on the Gulf of Mexico on Tampa Bay and therefore understand salt spray all over my car. It rinses off with a hose. The guys we see with real salt problems usually have Michigan tags.

It's still a weak thread topic and should be in the bs section.

Agreed, lesson learned. :bang:

icantthink4155 02-05-2009 12:18 PM


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 363633)
I wash mine naked too. Just come outside, get her wet and soapy till my cock gets hard. Then I tease the car with it, rubbing it against the body panels till the car cant take it anymore. Then I gently slide it into the tail pipe. I can feel the car vibrate with pleasure as I pulsate faster and harder till we both erupt in a messy orgasm. its heaven

You fail at being Hustler.

cueball1 02-05-2009 12:38 PM

I wash mine using only the pee from Belgium horses. I dry it with the skins of newborn angora goats. It is waxed with the birth plug from Himalayan yaks.

albumleaf 02-05-2009 12:44 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 363702)
18psi,
I just figured out why the 3" enthuza upgrade is so popular.

Yet unneeded for most of these forums :fawk:

thesnowboarder 02-05-2009 03:49 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 363610)

Ill let her wash my car.

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