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StankCheeze 06-12-2008 01:24 AM

StankCheeze is a faggot with a heavy battery
 
Seriously, it only weighs like 8lbs more and the car starts up twice as fast. I shit 8lbs. The modifications to make it fit are minimal and it's roughly the same cost as that Westco piece of shit if you order it online. Plus if you don't drive the car in the winter like me, it's designed for that kind of use.

Bryce 06-12-2008 01:41 AM

Therein lies the problem. It's heavier, and requires modifications to make it fit. Add to that a new Westco battery would probably crank just as strong.

StankCheeze 06-12-2008 02:22 AM

If you're worried about 8 lbs, get rid of your 1.8 brakes or ditch your intercooler. It's one of those things that is worth the weight hit, just like the aforementioned parts. Fuck Westco and fuck Mazda with their overpriced, underpowered batteries.

hustler 06-12-2008 02:59 AM

I like how you automatically go to the miata. There are a handful of people around here who've fucked with me on the street, then shit their pants when 6'1", 250lb at 7% gets out of the car and fucks their girlfriend. Think about it, bitch. I drive a raging piece of shit, but I'm taller, tanner, more fit, and look better than you ever will. Its just a matter of time before I'm balls deep in your bitch. Maybe you'll learn something from me when I hand your bitch back over for the next better slut that comes along.

spike 06-12-2008 03:01 AM

I have the Optima yellow top,even though it has less CCA's than the redtop,it's still more than the Mazda battery and the car just starts pretty much instantly when I turn the key.

hustler 06-12-2008 03:02 AM

btw, I don't really like your attitude. You should probably stfu before you piss me off and I end your life. Final warning. Do not piss me off.

spike 06-12-2008 03:03 AM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 270212)
I like how you automatically go to the miata. There are a handful of people around here who've fucked with me on the street, then shit their pants when 6'1", 250lb at 7% gets out of the car and fucks their girlfriend. Think about it, bitch. I drive a raging piece of shit, but I'm taller, tanner, more fit, and look better than you ever will. Its just a matter of time before I'm balls deep in your bitch. Maybe you'll learn something from me when I hand your bitch back over for the next better slut that comes along.

Hustler,are you drunk again?

Cause your post is totally off topic.

18psi 06-12-2008 03:05 AM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 270212)
I like how you automatically go to the miata. There are a handful of people around here who've fucked with me on the street, then shit their pants when 6'1", 250lb at 7% gets out of the car and fucks their girlfriend. Think about it, bitch. I drive a raging piece of shit, but I'm taller, tanner, more fit, and look better than you ever will. Its just a matter of time before I'm balls deep in your bitch. Maybe you'll learn something from me when I hand your bitch back over for the next better slut that comes along.

:bowrofl: way to just blurt random gay shit in pretty much every thread

hustler 06-12-2008 03:09 AM

lol

hustler 06-12-2008 03:10 AM


Originally Posted by spike (Post 270215)
Hustler,are you drunk again?

Cause your post is totally off topic.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeely fuckin drunk.

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kotomile 06-12-2008 06:37 AM

Heavier battery? Fuck that. Get an Odyssey 680 and save weight. It's the size of a DIN headunit and works great.

paul 06-12-2008 08:24 AM

are people having trouble with the mazda battery or westco? starts up 2x as fast? how fucking long did you sit there with your key turned before? it's like 1-2 secs(MAX). tune that piece of shit

levnubhin 06-12-2008 08:27 AM


Originally Posted by StankCheeze (Post 270209)
If you're worried about 8 lbs, get rid of your 1.8 brakes or ditch your intercooler. It's one of those things that is worth the weight hit, just like the aforementioned parts. Fuck Westco and fuck Mazda with their overpriced, underpowered batteries.

So you would downgrade your brakes and loose power for a battery? :bang:
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y8s 06-12-2008 08:32 AM

ho hum duralast gold. half the price w/5? yr warranty.

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Ben 06-12-2008 09:01 AM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 270254)
ho hum duralast gold. half the price w/5? yr warranty.

that's what I'm running. works great--and I've left my lights on and completely killed it on more than 1 occasion. :bang:

hustler 06-12-2008 09:21 AM

duralast battery > optima / interstate marketing.

Zabac 06-12-2008 09:39 AM

Why would you want your car to start faster, I like to have some OP when the car starts up. I have a random battery from one of those big chain stores, it has a red top, it was cheap, and it's been good for 4 years now. Fuck a battery, you drive a manual transmission car, that bitch dies, you push start it...now go sit in hustlers lap.

pdexta 06-12-2008 09:40 AM


Originally Posted by kotomile (Post 270237)
Heavier battery? Fuck that. Get an Odyssey 680 and save weight. It's the size of a DIN headunit and works great.

I was going to buy the 680... until I realized the Odyssey 625 (jetski battery) weighs 2 pounds less, costs half as much, and rates higher in every single test category. The 625 worked great for me, just had to modify the cables to fit the battery terminals.

zarish 06-12-2008 09:41 AM

Put in a better battery that actually works. All of you that complain about weight so much just go and lose some weight yourself and you will be ok. It's also healthy for you. 8lbs shouldn't take long to lose.

Zabac 06-12-2008 09:43 AM

Zarish, but i am already at 7% body fat

I like how you automatically go to the miata. There are a handful of people around here who've fucked with me on the street, then shit their pants when 6'1", 250lb at 7% gets out of the car and fucks their girlfriend. Think about it, bitch. I drive a raging piece of shit, but I'm taller, tanner, more fit, and look better than you ever will. Its just a matter of time before I'm balls deep in your bitch. Maybe you'll learn something from me when I hand your bitch back over for the next better slut that comes along.
:rofl:

y8s 06-12-2008 10:09 AM


Originally Posted by Ben (Post 270285)
that's what I'm running. works great--and I've left my lights on and completely killed it on more than 1 occasion. :bang:

i've had mine stone dead twice. just the other day in fact. left the door open for 3 days.

but i have a superfancy charger that desulfates and works miracles and it's brought it back to life twice.

but what's weird... is it wont charge the battery from dead every time. it takes a few tries for whatever reason. and sometimes I have to turn the parking lights on to load it up a little. but it's at 100% now. so... yes built to last DURALAST!

zarish 06-12-2008 10:34 AM

lol, well maybe try for 6% body fat.

Originally Posted by Zabac (Post 270301)
Zarish, but i am already at 7% body fat

:rofl:


hustler 06-12-2008 12:03 PM

I was sober when I wrote that...lol.

StankCheeze 06-12-2008 09:26 PM

Hahahaha, I was hammered when I made this thread.

Anyway, I had a spare Optima laying around from a previous car and just stuck it in there. The car really does start faster, though. Plus, like I said, if you let it sit for a while like I tend to do it drains slower than other shit.

Fuck, I just checked the price of Red Tops online and they've gone up by like $40 since I bought mine. After tax the Duralast is like $92, compared to $140 shipped for a Red Top.

8 year warranty on the Duralast, too. Nice.

I don't care, though, my battery has 24" pythons and can bench press over 700 amps cold while your pussy ass batteries can't even bench 400. Bitches see that battery in my trunk and immediately ask to toss my salad.


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