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Old 07-12-2008, 03:16 PM
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Old 07-12-2008, 03:28 PM
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damn... I own a pair of pants just like that.
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Old 07-12-2008, 05:08 PM
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Is that for a Portable Douche Bag?
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Old 07-12-2008, 05:18 PM
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"they were scared off by our bulge's"
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Old 07-12-2008, 06:40 PM
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"As predicted, the nearly twin Mazda SUV's did indeed have some massive badges on them. Coming in at an impressive 7.125 inches horizontally, the big ol' badges didn't make us think "Zoom Zoom" any more than the tiny ones on the Miata. However, a male Miata driver generally needs to have pretty strong self-confidence given the public's general lack of awareness of its track performance potential — so maybe it means he's got nothing to worry about in his self-confidence in other areas."

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Originally Posted by kotomile
"As predicted, the nearly twin Mazda SUV's did indeed have some massive badges on them. Coming in at an impressive 7.125 inches horizontally, the big ol' badges didn't make us think "Zoom Zoom" any more than the tiny ones on the Miata. However, a male Miata driver generally needs to have pretty strong self-confidence given the public's general lack of awareness of its track performance potential — so maybe it means he's got nothing to worry about in his self-confidence in other areas."

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A few of the women at work apparently refer to me as tripod because of the big truck vs. small car theory.
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Old 07-12-2008, 09:22 PM
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Ha, thats awesome.
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Originally Posted by Arkmage
A few of the women at work apparently refer to me as tripod because of the big truck vs. small car theory.
Thats funny. I'm going to use that tonight when they start making fun of the miata again.
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An ant walks in the jungle and hears a cry for help. He runs towards the sound and finds an elephant in an elephant pit. Eager to help he goes home and brings his truck. With a heavy chain around the elephant, the mighty truck pulls him up easily. The elephant is very happy and promises to never forget the favour.

Years later, the elephant is walking in the woods. From a distance, he hears a cry for help. It turns out it is his old friend the ant, who has fallen down in an old elephant trap!! Eager to return the favour to his old friend, the elephant lowers his huge dong down into the pit and pulls the ant out. And from that day, they where friends forever!

And what have we learned today, children? If you just have a big *****, you do not really need a truck.
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goddamit. I'm sitting in a hosipital bed because I had surgery 5 days ago and it hurts like hell to laugh. THat made me laugh out loud.
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