2012
 

So much shit revolves around this issues, that I thought it will be worth to discuss it here. With that said, what do you think will or will not happen??

The Reverend says go out and bang as many bitches as you can now cause the end is near. Run up those VISA cards too!

Nothing is going to happen, the last time I checked it was the end of the Mayan calender. Not the end as in the end of the world...just when they decided to for it to stop, no reasoning behind it.


The same people who think the world will end thought that:

The year 2000 was the end.
9/11 was a conspiracy
Haileys comet is the end of the earth
Obama is apart of Al Quieda.

Agreed. It's all BS

If the Mayans were so smart, Armageddon would have be predicted for 1697.

Was a movie of little substance. But was great disaster porn, lots of shit being destroyed.

That's what you meant right? Because no one in their right mind would even consider for a second that in 2012 the world was going to end, right? Only an idiot would buy into theory.

Well don't come whining to me when all hell breaks loose. I for one will be on the roof of my house with a scoped AR10 ready for bear.

I dunno, there were a few people over at CR.net today posting about how religion is stupid, yet fatalism is not; arguing man's history of killing one another is a means of population control and that genocide of the Jews was "meant to be."

Lots of stupid poeple out there.

I'm preparing for Y3K too bitches

I made a calendar that says the world will end on July 7 2010 which is coincidentally my sister's birthday. I will promise salvation to anyone who sends me all their cash money by July 1 and then walks with me to the holy land of Omaha Nebraska. Who's in? I take paypal.


In any case keep your eyes open for exploiting people and people exploiting you right around The End. I guarantee someone will try to make money off someone else.

No!!! You bastard, my b-day is July 9th... Give me the two days so I can bang more bitches. :D

I'm not too worried, if John Cusacks pansy ass can make it, I sure can.

Why is Omaha the holy land and not somewhere cool?

at least ill see 22 for 2 days! haha

:loser:

i vote Texas the Holy Land!

Im glad to see most you think is bs. Today after seeing a commercial about anthony hopkin's new show, me and my hot neighbor started talking about this shit. Some youtube videos popped out, and now the new theory is that Nirubi a planet orbiting a black start, or bs like that, will come between the sun and the earth and will fuck everything up.

Like really :squint:

My computer has already been upgraded to be 2012 compatible

its all a bunch of Bull shit!

if 2012 is the end of the world then fuck it, whatever. but i highly Doubt it. this planet has far endured horrible shit and i think it will continue to endure more shit.

Ok what the craziest shit you've heard about 2012??

aside from the movie 2012 and that everything is just gonna end on 2012.

nothing!

wait, maybe something along the lines of everybody is gonna kill each other.

Obama is APART from Al Quieda. What he is A PART of is Al Queda. The only reason you dont know that Y2K was the end in a way is that YOU did not get raptured. 9/11 was the start of the end times, Obama is smewhere in the middle, and 2012 will be the end, when Haleys comet hits due to women showing too much titty. Not that I care, I am throwing darts with Hendrix and sipping a margarita right now.

Obama?

Edit. Dang Sparetire, beat me. He is purposely screwing America. (the big O that is.)

I heard all the Cubans will be on rafts and therefore be the only survivors!

At least everyone will be able to dance in the future.

Bro, seriously Im not cuban

Lol, and all women will have fat asses :bigtu:

I've heard a lot of crazy shit about 2012, but most of it comes from crazy people. I myself don't plan on the world ending, or really anything happening for that matter, but some people out there have a hard on for this shit.

If you find some of the better videos out there you'll get all the info you want. I didnt see the movie, probably wont either unless the gf puts it on netflix.

Hey I know! lets make this thread political too.

oh fuck! :facepalm:

Obama is the Antichrist and is one of the signs of the apocalypse.

Oh shit there goes the thread

2012 would never happen - they'd never be able to fly that wimpy little airplane around like that with the world falling around them

and the volcano would have killed the plane

but the ship part iz fo' realz yo!

Obviously the world didn't end, and I'm not sure about that haileys comet thing, but the rest of that quoted paragraph is true.

Y2k!!

I don't buy into the whole 2012 thing either, BUT...it does happen to be the 100 year birthday of the original leader from North Korean so there is some big todo planned, and the way that country is headed down the crapper with food shortages, no succession planning, and slowly growing dissent most regional experts expect something bad/significant to happen within the next two years. One of those "something bad" scenarios include the current nut job leader using nukes. :eek:

If it were a C5M it would have made it. Effin overdone Russian planes.

The cynic in me wants something to happen, just to add a little spice to life, but I don't think anything will happen. Just like Y2K, 2012 will come, as will 2013, and life will continue as usual. Is it a hell of a coincidence that so much stuff is focused around late 2012, hell yeah it is, but I don't think it's anything pointing to the end. And technically, isn't 2012 supposed to be the BEGINNING of the end, not the end itself?

God I love big planes ^ (someone is going to quote this with dick in place of planes, I call you on it)

What concerns me most about your post is that I'm not certain if you're joking or serious.

The only reason 2012 exists is for people to make money and get hoes.

Moral of story:
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Please kick any 2012 ****** in the teeth.

Yes the calendar ends. But they need to study some anthropology or some shit!

Edit: Whoa! was I just auto-edited? Damn son.

I also don't understand what's up with the whole "PLANETS WILL BE ALIGNED!" deal. They aren't even close, won't ever be close, and never will form a straight line. If they ever were, whoop-de-doo. Do you know the mass of the goddamn sun? There isn't going to be some gravity misnomer happening anytime soon. Also, Mercury orbits the sun in 88 days... whatever aligning that supposedly is going to happen will last for about 15 minutes (that is a rough educated guess, not sure how to calculate). Where's ZXTEX?

Science is on the bottom of the totem pole when it comes to superstition and Hollywood.