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good2go 04-07-2014 01:22 PM

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^^ haha. . . Joe, that immediately made me think of:

http://www.allanstanglin.com/wp-cont...loads/jerk.bmp

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http://mickeymills.files.wordpress.c...carlreiner.jpg

Joe Perez 04-07-2014 01:25 PM

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Nice.


Also, I think I have found the solution to both my transportation needs and the high cost of living here in NYC:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1396891552

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There does not appear to be any city ordinance which prohibits the placement of a camper body onto a bicycle or tricycle frame, nor from locking same to one of the many municipally-supplied bicycle racks and hitching posts distributed all throughout Manhattan.

What's more, I could probably fit enough solar panels onto the roof to charge a house battery for both domestic power and electric drive.

Tw34k 04-07-2014 02:03 PM

I bet you could do wicked sick wheelies with that.

Probably even when you're not wanting too.

Full_Tilt_Boogie 04-07-2014 02:20 PM

Something like this


Full_Tilt_Boogie 04-07-2014 02:26 PM

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samnavy 04-07-2014 03:55 PM


Originally Posted by Tekel (Post 1119103)
drop a letter change the word :bowrofl:

Astigmatism ;)

Had I been an exceptional athlete, above average academically, etc. I could of overcame the detriment, however I am below average athletically and just above average academically. I could of pursued it, but after discussing it with my commander, I would of most likely ended up in a 2nd choice field.

Eyesight requirements for the military are just another form of "force-shaping"... ie, they can't let everybody in. I have 20/12(L) and 20/16(R) vision (which is several points worse than when I joined) and exceptional hearing that has not dropped off even after 15yrs of flying aircraft, including 2 years spent on the flight deck launching planes. I'm also very, very good looking and have zero history of any medical conditions in my family at all... NOTHING. Genetically, I'm a specimen.

However, I didn't qualify to be a pilot because I failed the "depth perception" test the Navy makes you do. The test mimics the mall pictures you see where you have to make the image pop out of the blob of colors "A schooner is a sailboat you IDIOT!" So I ride in the back seat like Goose. Seriously... I had 20/10 vision when I joined the Navy and they wouldn't let me be a pilot because I couldn't see the schooner.

It's the same thing with physical fitness... if you need to kick more people out, just tighten down on the pushup requirement and the fatties all get administratively separated for "not being in standards".

Joe Perez 04-07-2014 04:28 PM

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mgeoffriau 04-07-2014 08:49 PM


Originally Posted by samnavy (Post 1119170)
Eyesight requirements for the military are just another form of "force-shaping"... ie, they can't let everybody in. I have 20/12(L) and 20/16(R) vision (which is several points worse than when I joined) and exceptional hearing that has not dropped off even after 15yrs of flying aircraft, including 2 years spent on the flight deck launching planes. I'm also very, very good looking and have zero history of any medical conditions in my family at all... NOTHING. Genetically, I'm a specimen.

However, I didn't qualify to be a pilot because I failed the "depth perception" test the Navy makes you do. The test mimics the mall pictures you see where you have to make the image pop out of the blob of colors "A schooner is a sailboat you IDIOT!" So I ride in the back seat like Goose. Seriously... I had 20/10 vision when I joined the Navy and they wouldn't let me be a pilot because I couldn't see the schooner.

It's the same thing with physical fitness... if you need to kick more people out, just tighten down on the pushup requirement and the fatties all get administratively separated for "not being in standards".

This is good to know. I have been holding on to some residual angst over the idea that I gave up on a military flight dream early in childhood because my eyesight wasn't good enough (glasses in 2nd grade) and then was told that the military was paying for LASIK surgery for (otherwise) qualified flight candidates. Now I can just cry myself to sleep over never making the Major Leagues as a ballplayer.

In other news, the "LOCK" button on the remote fob to my new (to me) 2004 Mazda 3 doesn't work, and buying a new fob won't help because I can't get the car to go into Programming Mode to accept new remote fobs.

triple88a 04-07-2014 08:50 PM


vehicular 04-08-2014 10:29 AM


vehicular 04-08-2014 10:30 AM

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Also, this:


Real Classic > Alfa Romeo 155 V6 Ti | Track Addict



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Braineack 04-08-2014 11:25 AM


Braineack 04-08-2014 11:45 AM

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the fact that a dealership bought this is great:

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test on Tommy Boy:
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Braineack 04-08-2014 11:47 AM

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flounder 04-08-2014 06:15 PM

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For all you crazy cat lovers out there.

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rmcelwee 04-08-2014 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1119434)

Reminds me that I have a couple of old tablets that have problems. I've always wanted to display a target on them and shoot them at night. Would probably be a cool video.

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jestmaty 04-08-2014 11:11 PM


Joe Perez 04-09-2014 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1118032)
I must now make it my mission to seek out and ride Citibike # 00995:

Update: Aaah, so very, very close:

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00995, I will find you!

sixshooter 04-09-2014 08:51 AM

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Tekel 04-09-2014 09:27 AM



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