An alternate look at autocross
 

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Autocross

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Fix your link, you have the emoticon text included in the link.

"This process allows his buddy in the Z06 to win each weekend against a gaggle of rusty MGB's"

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For some reason, I find this to be more truth than satire. :giggle:

The part about the girlfriends is pretty true. My girlfriend won't go to them anymore because the one she went to, the guys wouldn't stop looking at her.

Yea, its a rare sight to see a girl at an autocross...

Not around here. Although, I look and keep having to remind myself....not legal....not legal....MAY be legal....not legal....:)

Yeah, it's strangely true. I brought my Ex once and the guy she worked shift with eventually asked her if she was going out with me, decided to pull a "pity me" and was all like "I wish I could get a girl into cars, or a girl at all" ...wtf?

The writer of that referred to SM2 (my class) as "buttsecks"

We get girls watching, driving, etc.

Houston is just lucky like that. We are spoiled we get to race 12 months a year, we have a very organized group of leaders, volunteers, etc. I hear and read stuff like that but find it very distant to how autoX is her in town.

Dude, you are on a Turbo Miata forum, what do you mean "my class" :giggle:


This part is funny
Junior Johnson played golf against Tiger Woods and won by over 7 seconds. It was an even larger victory in PAX.

MSR is cool because you get to see a bunch of supermodels get off the helicopters...then they drink heavily while their husbands drive $200k race cars all day.

pics?

...of kidneys?

Tits would be nice.

See - "Hustler"

lol.....pics of tits or ban

"Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Junior Johnson pajamas."


"Street Modified: Aliens reign supreme in this class. This causes overpriced BMW's to go for sale. The class will exist until someone chooses to dominate in an RCM - "Ramey Crap Mobile". This is a mythical car with no mass, infinite tires, and negative dimensions"