The answer to "What would Jesus drive?"
 

now that's driving flat out.
take notes kiddies

I want to play in one of those for a day or two

No no no, Jesus drives a mid 90's model Jeep Grand Cherokee, in a dark green color, as well a a light blue Ford Explorer, also from the mid to late 90's. I've seen him drive both. He lives in Hoover,AL.

That does look like fun though^

I saw that on Top Gear... Pretty badass. They crossed a cove with it. Also did it on a snowmobile.

I once heard Jesus drove a Honda but wasn't proud of it. I don't know the verse but it's in the bible "...for I do not speak of my own accord...".

He's got two wheels also-

Pennywise!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oeJjzdlTuI

Figured the embed wouldn't work due to it being hosted by TopGear but just incase...

considering tires are just large water pumps, all you need is to be able to displace more water than the weight of the car.

No fucking way!!! That wouldn't be Jesus, that would be Zeus himself!!!!

And Moses rode a motorcycle with loud pipes: "for his Triumph was heard throughout the land".

Is this from and old Crusty Demons video? It certainly looks like it.

Jesus would just kill himself. Just like he did when he was old school.

Jesus would just kill himself. Just like he did when he was old school.