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KPLAFIN 09-02-2008 09:22 AM

Anybody remember this guy? (PVC intercooler boy)
 
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Just a little background...yes it's PVC pipe, yes it's supposed to be a FMIC, yes he is on his 2nd motor, 3rd tranny, 3rd paint job, and 5th clutch in this car, yes he just turned 18, yes daddy bought the car but "he paid it off because daddy gave it to him as a graduation present"....

WELL, he just posted this on a local forum..


Originally Posted by MIOUTU
Stopped by to say hello since I hadn't been on here in a while and say that dodge transmissions suck.
well the current tranny in the neon had its last hurrah saturday night It would figure that a simple little piece (shift selector) would break and fuck up the rest of it. Since lowes doesn't sell transmissions I actually had to break down and buy a rebuilt 03 stage2 one from performance autowerks.... at least this time it'll have a steel shift selector and forks since those are made of brass in the stock version. either way stock srt-4 transmissions suck and have had lots of issues since they changed the design. 03s and 04s have good ones 05s however did not.

...those that can do the math will realize that this is now his FOURTH transmission...seriously, how the fuck do people like this make it to be as old as they are?

Braineack 09-02-2008 09:30 AM

i dont see the problem.

KPLAFIN 09-02-2008 09:31 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 303626)
i dont see the problem.

Sub 50K car essentially bone stock performance wise on his 2nd motor, 4th tranny, and 5th clutch...are you serious? LOL

olderguy 09-02-2008 09:32 AM

Natural selection at its' finest.

KPLAFIN 09-02-2008 09:34 AM


Originally Posted by olderguy (Post 303628)
Natural selection at its' finest.

If that were the case this thread wouldn't exist...a piano would have fallen on the kid by now :giggle:

icantthink4155 09-02-2008 09:40 AM

2nd motor, 4rd tranny, 3rd paint job, and 5th clutch in this car

How the fuck?! HOW?! How does that even happen?

Edit... 4th... I fail once again

KPLAFIN 09-02-2008 09:41 AM


Originally Posted by icantthink4155 (Post 303632)
4rd tranny

Just because he said dodge transmission suck.....doesn't mean he threw in a ford tranny :giggle:

99NBMia 09-02-2008 11:55 AM


Originally Posted by dumbass kid
Since lowes doesn't sell transmissions

I think this says it all

KPLAFIN 09-02-2008 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by 99NBMia (Post 303684)
I think this says it all

His signature on most forums is "Only person I know who works for an auto parts store but buy's his performance parts from lowe's" hardy har har

Fireindc 09-02-2008 01:46 PM

I cant believe that this is real. Troll imo.

KPLAFIN 09-02-2008 01:50 PM

NO, it's real 100%, I know the kid personally...unfortunately.

levnubhin 09-02-2008 01:53 PM


Originally Posted by KPLAFIN (Post 303727)
NO, it's real 100%, I know the kid personally...unfortunately.

Im sorry.
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KPLAFIN 09-02-2008 01:55 PM

Nevermind...the original post here was asking for trouble. ignore post.

devin mac 09-02-2008 02:47 PM

wait.. what i don't understand is the PVC thing. srt4's have a pretty nice FMIC from the factory... am i missing something here?

99NBMia 09-02-2008 03:49 PM


Originally Posted by KPLAFIN (Post 303727)
NO, it's real 100%, I know the kid personally...unfortunately.

Please deliver a punch in the face courtesy of MT.net :)

Fireindc 09-02-2008 04:25 PM


Originally Posted by devin mac (Post 303751)
wait.. what i don't understand is the PVC thing. srt4's have a pretty nice FMIC from the factory... am i missing something here?

This is why i find it so hard to believe. Its just too outrageous, he already went through a handful of motors, clutches, and trannys. He replaced a functional factory FMIC with PVC tubing. I just cannot believe that he could be that stupid. I'm sure hundreds of people have told him an idiot, why would he not change his ways?

This is what gave it away for me:

Originally Posted by Idiot Kid (Post 303625)
Since lowes doesn't sell transmissions I actually had to break down and buy a rebuilt 03 stage2 one from performance autowerks

Its just too over the top, no fucking way this kid is that much of a failure.

Still think hes a troll. Some people just want attention.

Arkmage 09-02-2008 09:48 PM

I've known people this dumb. Like the fuckers that replace the stock intake system on a miata with a shitty dryer vent hose intake that puts the filter behind the radiator or by the exhaust manifold... face it gentleman, there are people out there that believe that anything that construct is better than stock, despite quality, form, or function.

that being said, this guy is a fucking retard for the following reasons:
1) a co-worker is putting out 345whp in a mostly stock srt-4 on his stock engine and transmission

2) that piece was made out of Nickel-Aluminum-Bronze, not steel to begin with to reduce the wear that occurred on earlier years as they increased in mileage. If you need that piece to be made of steel then you either have a fucked up clutch/adjustment or no driving ability.

3) to go through that many clutches in 50K miles it is obvious he has no driving ability as suggested in point 2.

Toddcod 09-02-2008 10:28 PM

Man that is getto. If he busted his IC and is broke $$$$$. I could see a Volvo or Vw IC. That isn't even functionable.
He should be slapped.

KPLAFIN 09-02-2008 10:37 PM

His SRT had a stock intercooler..wasn't good enough so he bought some HUGE ass 1 inch core intercooler for it, cut his bumper all to hell to make it fit, used zip ties to hold it on...sold his stock I/C few weeks go by and someone steals his FMIC...this is the result. Trust me, not a troll HE IS THAT STUPID..period end of conversation.

Arkmage 09-02-2008 10:42 PM

i remember the stolen IC thread... that was fucked up. but honestly, an ebay IC is dirt cheap. probably cheaper than that PVC arrangement he's got now.

oilstain 09-02-2008 10:44 PM


Originally Posted by 99NBMia (Post 303782)
Please deliver a punch in the face courtesy of MT.net :)

Punch in the face hardly seems our style. Tell him something witty first, like "even the gey guy in the miata thinks your car sucks" then go for the groin!

KPLAFIN 09-02-2008 10:53 PM


Originally Posted by Arkmage (Post 303968)
i remember the stolen IC thread... that was fucked up. but honestly, an ebay IC is dirt cheap. probably cheaper than that PVC arrangement he's got now.

Oh yea, i forgot there was a thread here about it. One of his lil butt-buds came on here to accuse me of stealing it b/c of all the tension between the two of us. :giggle:

mikeflys1 09-04-2008 03:39 PM

I was expecting to see pvc piping to the intercooler (which is gay but whatever) but wow what a fucking idiot.

Bryce 09-04-2008 04:14 PM

Just imagine a gorilla trying to drive a car, that would be him.

patsmx5 09-04-2008 05:14 PM

Damn. That's sad. I mean, if you were gonna build an intercooler from Lowes, he could have done sooo much better....

Use Steel pipes instead of PVC as it will transfer heat better and will act as a heat sink better.
Buy a bunch of copper shit and make on but that would be $$$ but might prove to work well.

Kidding. I can't believe anyone would do that. I mean, Lazzer is the king of cheap and even he wouldn't make the intercooler PVC, though charge pipes are fair game.

KPLAFIN 09-04-2008 05:15 PM

HAHA, I remember Lazzer, wtf ever happened with his electronic BOV? :giggle:

The_Pipefather 09-04-2008 07:08 PM

From his build thread Lazzer seems like a resourceful guy (except for the pvc). wonder what happened to him.

KPLAFIN 09-04-2008 07:11 PM


Originally Posted by The_Pipefather (Post 304617)
From his build thread he seems like a resourceful guy (except for the pvc). wonder what happened to him.

You serious? PVC guy? resourceful? HA thats an understatement...now he's just gotta work on being resourceful w/o creating a pile of shit in the process.

The_Pipefather 09-04-2008 07:16 PM

i meant lazzer.

KPLAFIN 09-04-2008 07:17 PM

Oh ok. What did he do with PVC pipe?

The_Pipefather 09-04-2008 07:28 PM

i think he had it rigged up as charge pipe temporarily. which is not bad, but not a good idea either.

Arkmage 09-05-2008 08:05 PM

well lazzer did it to use as a sort of functional template for making the aluminum pipes... it allowed him to fuck up a lot for cheap and save the pricey mandrel bends for after he trouble shooted the squeeks and rattles.

MattEGTR 09-08-2008 11:52 AM

That is stunning.

kotomile 09-08-2008 08:28 PM

Fucking SRT4 owners are all snot-nosed ricers.

Oh, wait..

KPLAFIN 09-08-2008 08:34 PM


Originally Posted by kotomile (Post 305906)
Fucking SRT4 owners are all snot-nosed ricers.

Oh, wait..

Still got yours? :bowrofl:

kotomile 09-08-2008 09:13 PM

Yup, dropped it on on Saturday actually (2" F, 2.4" R) so it no longer has the factory "prison sex" stance.

...I've been away from the Miata too long, I'm modding the OTM...

KPLAFIN 09-08-2008 09:19 PM

so when you gonna make YOUR crash bar/FMIC combo?

MattEGTR 09-08-2008 09:36 PM

I just explained to my mother what I was laughing at while on the phone with her, and her response was: "PVC pipes for an intercooler? That's just stupid, why would you do that?"

It only made me laugh harder.

KPLAFIN 09-08-2008 09:38 PM


Originally Posted by MattEGTR (Post 305935)
I just explained to my mother what I was laughing at while on the phone with her, and her response was: "PVC pipes for an intercooler? That's just stupid, why would you do that?"

It only made me laugh harder.


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PVC COOLER
Even mom thinks you're retarded..

kotomile 09-08-2008 11:10 PM


Originally Posted by KPLAFIN (Post 305928)
so when you gonna make YOUR crash bar/FMIC combo?

If I ever get tired of having an actual intercooler and simultaneously feel the need to jeopardize the safety of me and my family, I'll give it a shot. ;)

Dustinlib 09-08-2008 11:19 PM

and you guys thought that us MSM drivers were stupid!


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