Anyone else hear the big news?
 

Maybe no one else cares, but I surely as hell do. The McRib is back motherfuckers!!! My ass is going to buy a bag full of them and some greasy nasty fries after class today, I can't fucking wait! Nobody even say it, yes I know how bad it is for you and what it is made of, ect. I DON'T CARE! It tastes as good as fast food gets, and that is all that matters. So that said, anybody else a big fan? I know it won't last long and it will leave again for a few years, but I am always so thrilled when it comes back.

I bet you it won't taste as good as you remembered.
Every time I eat something I loved a few years back I end up not really liking it anymore. That's just me tho

FUCK YOU! :vash:

Don't ruin my dreams, asshole! :laugh:

It's gonna be amazing and great just like I remember as a kid, and I will eat it with a smile on my face and a tear running down my cheek.

:fawk:

I just had one a few months ago in Germany... They're GREAT!

Okay, Fattie McFattie.

The McRib was pretty awful in my opinion. I tried it several times. They should've called it the McFail.

I tried to find the picture of the obese man sitting on his armchair wearing an American-flag shirt with the caption "These Colors Don't Run", but I failed.

I'm not fat, just husky, you fucking ------! I tried your mom and I thought she was pretty awful.

Seriously, how the fuck could you not like a processed pork patty with that awesome sauce, some weird looking onions and pickles on soggy buns? It was never in the realm of perfection, but it's still good and one of those things that a lot of people just can't turn down when they come around for their showing every few years.

My Mom? Aw man, I'm not exactly the slimmest guy around either. But my mom?

That's low. She died 2 days before her birthday. Would've been 72 this year.

Suffered for many years. They said the McRib sammiches did her in, you fat bastard. BTW, she's alive and kickin'....but you might not be if you eat enough of those.

I'll stick w/ my buffalo wings and beer. :laugh:

Enjoy the clogged arteries. Hopefully we wont have to pay for your bypass.
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I dig McD sweet tea and not much else :drool:

mcdonalds owns you and america's obesity epidemic.

yeah mcdonalds is pretty much horse shit. i havent eaten that garbage in like 12 years. i mean other fast food is arguably bad but that stuff is just vile.

I'm sorry, but me and NA6C-guy politely disagree.

Some is pretty horrible. However, I do enjoy their hamburgers, fries, Angus burgers.

$1 menu pwns j00. I'm sorry but you get lots o' food for the $ at McDonalds or alike. It's called meeting a demand with tasty delights.

It's ok, Obama will pay for it. :laugh:

I only get McDonalds in a pinch... and I'll jsut grab a snackwrap or a big mac.

McRib = soy patty stamped to the shape of a rack of ribs smothered in some generic fake BBQ sauce-type substance. It reminds me of the engineered food they eat in The Matrix.
What ever happened to those burgers/sandwiches that McD's came out with a long time ago that were all "adult oriented"? Anyone remember those?

Fuck this... I want Pepsi to bring back Cyrstal Pepsi.....

http://www.partykc.com/blog/uploaded...el5-718658.jpg

Seems I am not the only one....

http://www.damnitdan.com/wp-content/.../09/pepsi1.jpg

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http://www.imagelinkers.com/out.php/...15363833373737

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Double cheeseburger and McChicken everytime. $2.17.

Mcdonalds is god.

Exactly my point, eat whatever you want if you can afford to pay your own medical bills. If you can't and you rely on some sort of Gov't assistance then you shouldn't be allowed to eat like a slob.
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I did this every day my first semester up here at A&M...friggin MickyD's across the street from engineering buildings that is close enough to get campus wifi.

Some days I'd hauld ass after 9am class to make breakfast (coffee, sausage biscuit, hashbrown) and then be back in a few hours for the $2.17 broke ass combo.

I can't even go near the place now.

I'm tempted to try the McRib, but am afraid of two things:

1. That it will suck beyond belief compared to the real ribs in my lunchbox that I cooked Sunday afternoon while hanging Christmas lights.

2. That this visit may spur another 6month McDonald's binge, which would surely put me back over 220lbs, and cause me to have to remove the Corbeau Forza.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!? WHAT THE FUCK!!! :vash: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GOD DAMN MCRIB!? FUCK!!!

"We haven't served that sandwich for years" and she sounded like she had no idea of it coming back. This better have not been a fucking joke! I swear to god my fat cells will jump out of my body and kill whoever started this fucking lie!

I'm going to go try right now. Wish me luck!

If you get one I will drive to Texas and fucking kill you!:vash:

:giggle:

I can't believe this shit! All day I have been thinking about it, and I get there and end up driving off with 2 fucking cheeseburgers and a large fry... :cry: I feel so empty inside...

Hell yes, Dub and a chicken happy. Such a winning combo. And if you're in the mood you can combine them for the McGangbang.

You people eat like 80 year old women... :giggle: If I don't at least get a 20 piece nugget, 3 cheeseburgers and a large fry I feel like it's not worth my time. When I used to eat the evil arches every day for lunch I was spending about $14 a day :laugh: I could have had steak and potatoes for that much.

Ugghhh! That double-cheeseburger = instarhea :crx: THAT...I think tastes like crap.

:giggle:




Oh...my....God. You, sir are not husky. I've got this image of an uber-fattie in a mumu....except you're a guy. Maybe in some Uncle Jessie overalls. $14 for lunch at McD's? Seriously...they could feature you in 'Supersize me, Pt 2', except YOU'RE ALREADY THERE. All they could show would be your baby pics or something. "Oh my son? He only weighed 88lbs when he was 3..." :laugh:

In all seriousness, I hope you find your McRib. I hope it's as good as you remember it. Post pics, please! Wanna make sure you're not wearing a mumu.

Odd, friends do call me uncle Jesse, since that is my name. I've filled out a bit over the last 6 months since I have been out of work and snacking and not getting enough exercise. I'm only about 6' and 185lbs though. I was blessed with a super high metabolism till the last few years when my eating habits have been catching up with me. It's been tough to change my ways, but I haven't ballooned out too much yet. Luckily some of that weight is muscle mass, but about 15lbs of it is in my gut :giggle:

Oh, and... :fawk:

Oh, snap, the McRib is Back!!!! I know what I'm having for lunch tomorrow.

Wikipedia says it was supposed to be rumored back on Nov 30th.

McRib - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Fuckin genius....McGangbang

Well they didn't have it. You have been misinformed sir NA6Cock-Guy. Instead I went back to my roots and got the standard issue meal.

Jacob300zx, your sig makes me ROFL.

Try this:
McRib Locator

- L

McRib Locator

edit: shit i was too slow haha

haha im less than 5 min from one... yumm

I would really fucking hate to have to drive to ATL to get a sandwich...

6' and ~185? Shooooot.

Ed= 5'8" and 190-200. I still can't do $14 at McDs. Never been able to eat that much. :facepalm: Then again, I'm 40....so it's only about 30 more years till I wither away down to a svelte 160 lbs.

Like I said, recently I can't eat like I used to without putting on the pounds. About 4 or 5 months ago I was up to around 200lbs. Then again I think a lot of my weight is how much food I store. I can stop eating for 2 days and take a big shit and lose 10lbs or more :bowrofl:

...and you call yourself a fan. For shame, for shame...

- L

fuck this planet, i'm going to live on the moon and eat dirt. i'm ashamed of humanity.

:laugh: Why is that? Don't like McDonald's?

Look at it this way, at least we wont run out of healthy food.
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