Anyone have any interesting New Years party stories?
 

Mine was pretty good. A friend of ours got really shitfaced and had a gigantic temper tantrum and assaulted everyone in the room, nearly jumped to his death from a 4th story balcony, threw chairs, told another guy his girlfriend looked like Quasimodo with her standing right there ( she then proceeded to storm out of the room crying ), pissed and vomited all over himself, and accidentally decked his girlfriend giving her a bloody nose. Another guy pissed all over the rooms expensive audio equipment. Another group of guys went to the 18th floor of the building we were in and made a ruckus at their party by busting through the door and saying "wheres my fucking ice" in a drunken rage. They had come down to our party earlier and took all of ours. They also tried hitting on some of the women there but were told they needed to get the fuck out. Apparently the party's host is a pitcher for the Tampa Bay Rays and he wasn't too happy.
All in all the party was pretty fun.

holy shit:bowrofl:

Exactly why we spent it at home watching a blu-ray movie and drinking a bottle of wine. To many losers out on New Years eve.

we went to a private party (close friends) till 4 then went back home and watched movies.

Went to a snooty wine bar, saw my first R35 GTR, went to another bar, then paid $25 each (me/wife) to get into an all-you-can-drink bar, barely drank at all but was drunk anyway. Someone lit up some super-hooch KB at midnight in the middle of the bar at midnight. I went home and almost threw up. I'm a lightweight

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Went to a company dinner party stayed a drank there a bit.. Then went to a friends party, stayed till around 4. Went home and stayed up all night with my brother (damn Jäger bombs!). Then when the sun came up decided I was going snowboarding.

So.. it was a good way to start off the year.

we went snowboarding last weekend....It was my first time....I'm still sore :mad:

Was definitely the best new year's I've had in a few years... Went to a rave in Milwaukee with an ex-gf (always interesting) and then drove the 100 miles back home to party with friends in and hour and ten minutes and then kept on partying until 7pm yesterday. Much better than the new year's where I backed the miata into a ditch with two chicks sitting in the passenger seat :(

Uh, invited some friends over and played Wii Bowling for 5 hours. I'm a radical dude!

Went to a private party in Soho where my GF's friends had rented out a loft. Thirty to forty people who all brought good beer and liquor. At some point some gay guy there thought I was single and tried to play matchmaker by introducing me to some Polish girls. My girl friend was not amused. Also some 25 y/o fat chick was running around telling everyone her new years resolution was to get her cherry popped and then proceeded to make out with/attack a tiny Filipino man who kept begging us to rescue him. Left by 1:30 only to get on the wrong subway because the GF and i were both so shithoused. Ended up in brooklyn when we were trying to get to grand central. Finally got to Grand Central at 2:30AM and ran for the train which had no bathroom. Spent an agonizing 30 minutes on metro north and then had the best piss i've had in years on the train platform in my town.

pint of beer and a bottle of champagne (each) with a few friends, I wish I had thought of snowboarding though, now I wanna go

House party at my parents' neighbor's house. Lit off a bunch of mortars and had a firecracker/M80/bottle rocket fight with another neighbor on my parents' street.

Went to parents, watched the venerable Fargo (twice, 2nd time w/trivia), felt the onset of this crappy cold going around, cheered in triumph for keeping my dad up past midnight for the first time in 20yrs; mostly glad that I did not have a night like the OP's...

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I've known for a while now that I gotta get my ass to Austin...

(edit...I still can't quote worth beans)

New Jersey MiataMob party was @ Paul's house, also attended by TurboTim, MikeRiv, Artie, assorted others, and various women. Beer pong and many good-humored insults were the main attraction. Some drunken fisticuffs and barfing (neither by me) but nothing a lil' sleep won't fix. Speaking of sleep, there wasn't much of it .... but that's another story. :)

Overall a great party with numerous Miatas in the driveway, mostly turbos, and most megasquirted.

Went up to Orlando see some freinds, we got pretty tipsy then decided to have a sober roommate drive us to McDonalds, when we got back a decently attractive chick was there, well I think she was, with my state of mind I could have sexed my exhaust. Anyway she had her her riced out Civic on a flatbed tow truck. So being me, I had to go talk to her and from what I remember things didn't go to well it was along the lines of;

"Oh hey, damn what happened?"
"I don't know, it just quick running right on <road I don't remember>"
*random trying to act sober conversation*
"Did you check the VTAK fluid?"
"Excuse me? What the hell is your problem"
"The VTAK fluid, sometimes it runs low. You should really get some more."

At that point I'm guessing she could tell I wasn't sober and she called me an ass hole and such then walked off. So me and my freinds returned to their apartment, ate out McDonalds and continued our endless laughs via GTA IV online.

Having never been to Orlando really, seeing all the riced out cars was amazing. Amazingly bad, I saw a 98ish Mustang that looked totally stock except for wheels and a rear windshield banner that said "Married to da streetz." Shockingly enough, he wouldn't run me.

drank a couple of beers and played x-box

I counted 11 miatas, and I didn't even bring mine.

New Years is amateur night. Spent it with a few friends and a handle of John Daniels.