Anyone near me? Or am I too douche?
 

I was wondering if anyone is:

-within 50 miles of Reno NV

or


-Within 20 miles of Fairfield/Vacaville/Travis AFB CA
EDIT: I also pass through Sac, but its a fucking big place, and its confusing for me.


I want to feel the mt.net love... :greddy:


lol, but seriously, I was wondering if there is any happenings going on around, since reno sucks when it comes to a legit sport compact scene... nothing but muscle cars and refried bean-ricers.

Ibtgj

EDIT: Why can't I type in all caps?

haha your failboat is docked and waiting for you to get on your roflcopter.

I'm in Sacramento.

sweet man, where in sac? hopefully somewhere near I-80... I am a sucky navigator in that area. If not Ill just google it to get an idea. I keep forgetting you give those routine STi ass kickings... I want to see one! I only have beaten stock Subies, I never challenged a built one yet... because I only know of one here in Reno, and @350hp he would rape me, and take my money.



The reason I made this thread is because I have my UTA weekends and have nothing to do on my off time around there, all my buddies in CA are into drinking mostly, and the other one is chained at home, he cant bring out his R32 anywhere.

Right off I80 actually. Greenback/Citrus heights area

holy shit I know where that is actually! Thats pretty badass, we should meet sometime and be gay together... do you know of any meets around that area?

we have a meet every thursday at various locations. Not miatas, but just about everything boosted, from supras to sti's.

sounds pretty sweet, I have nothing like that here in reno... its all about displacement meet wise

put at least one lowercase letter. see below.

KPLAFIN SUXXx

I have a few buddies that roll into town from reno for our EUROSUNDAY meets. Basically its about 100-200 of the most rare exotic cars that we go to drool over every month. You should stop by.

one of them would not happen to be a new Nissan GT-R... would it?

Y8s SUXXXXXx

Hey look, I figured it out!!!

I see a few GTR's driving around town all the time, but no we haven't had one show up to a meet yet.

But at eurosunday there's plenty of them. No one even drools over them any more lol. Kinda hard to drool over a stock GTR when its next to a saleen s7 or porsche GT

How old are you? 16?

Who are you speaking to here nooooooooooooooooooooob

The OP. :loser:

@ Pusha:

Why the fuck does it matter?

he's trying to get some info for a cybersex session later.

Hey Pusha, a/s/l?

I'm 12/T/Haiti

*unzips pants

I'm genuinely curious.

Sorry. If you're Haitian, you're likely uncircumcised and I'm not into cheese harvest.

That's fucking funny.

i live in between sac and reno. don't come here, nothing interesting happens, it's pollock pines. really quite as boring as it sounds and probably worse... :/

however, you can leave your car here for more than an hour and not find it on jack stands stripped.

no one isn't afraid of a meth addict hillbilly with a gun.

Your a douche. No one lives by you, you live in a city with wacky police.

Holy shit, really? Is that a Reno 911 joke?!? lol, NHP, and Sparks PD fucking tards, but our sheriff's are people you only attract if you done something really fucked up. I speed WITH them all the time, not a single time have been pulled over!

haha!! 16 with a DIY turbocharged car, idk about you, but thats pretty damn impressive in my book!! Not only that, a 16 y.o. that travels 200 miles every month to show up for a UTA weekend... that has been in the AF for 4 years now... wow. Thats some kid!! Not only that, but awesome enough that joined the site after you and support by paying out of pocket for awesomeness!! HA!



I smell a pedobear!!

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6...346a87dgi3.jpg

lol :jerkit:
well excuse me mr. california-huge-town-small-dick! Here in hicktown its damn awesome to see a old ass 94' dodge viper!! There are only a total of 5 vipers, 4 lambos, 6 expensive porsches, 1 porsche 911 GT3, 2 GT-Rs, and alot of challengers, chargers, bmws, mercedes and mustangs. Thats actually how many I have counted before I started to notice the same car, and its only because my stingy fruggle mother is loaded and lives near these folk. And I always still wonder why cali is so broke.

Edit: oh I forgot about my neighboor used to owning a Ford GT300

Ill be up on the 8th for my weekend and leave Travis on the 10th because of Easter, then the same shit the first weekends on the months ahead, I also have my two weeks to serve and so Ill be bored of drinking by then.

Fuck, at least your not in Oroville, that fucking place is creepy as shit!

:laugh: :D

It is an automatic...so one has to wonder.... :giggle:

lol stfu. I am aware of my disability thank you very much! :giggle:


I know what its gears sound like when the Level 10 valvebody kicks in slowing down to a stoplight... it quietlywhines down healthy in its lowest gear saying "GHEEEeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

**Insert uber ghey pen2_the_penguin inspired roflcopter/failboat joke here**

I questioned your age only after reading a few of your posts. Perhaps English isn't your first language?

Coming from the guy in New Cuba.....Uh, I mean Miami.

Your all cock guzzzling ------s. All of you!

I love everybody!

When I leave for good, I'll bring the flag.

haha you sound like the old bags on M.net!


elaborate in the areas that my language lacked... there is a difference between grammar and spelling impaired, and internet/texting influenced.


And what would you say if it was? hmmm?



you sir, are a big fail. gtfo. :laugh:

we love you too... lets circle jerk everyone!

Need I say more?

I'd like to hear (read) more to be honest.

He confuses the shit out of me now. Hyper is that you?

JOHN, by the grace of God King of England, Lord of Ireland, Duke of Normandy and Aquitaine, and Count of Anjou, to his archbishops, bishops, abbots, earls, barons, justices, foresters, sheriffs, stewards, servants, and to all his officials and loyal subjects, Greeting.

KNOW THAT BEFORE GOD, for the health of our soul and those of our ancestors and heirs, to the honour of God, the exaltation of the holy Church, and the better ordering of our kingdom, at the advice of our reverend fathers Stephen, archbishop of Canterbury, primate of all England, and cardinal of the holy Roman Church, Henry archbishop of Dublin, William bishop of London, Peter bishop of Winchester, Jocelin bishop of Bath and Glastonbury, Hugh bishop of Lincoln, Walter Bishop of Worcester, William bishop of Coventry, Benedict bishop of Rochester, Master Pandulf subdeacon and member of the papal household, Brother Aymeric master of the knighthood of the Temple in England, William Marshal earl of Pembroke, William earl of Salisbury, William earl of Warren, William earl of Arundel, Alan de Galloway constable of Scotland, Warin Fitz Gerald, Peter Fitz Herbert, Hubert de Burgh seneschal of Poitou, Hugh de Neville, Matthew Fitz Herbert, Thomas Basset, Alan Basset, Philip Daubeny, Robert de Roppeley, John Marshal, John Fitz Hugh, and other loyal subjects:

(1) FIRST, THAT WE HAVE GRANTED TO GOD, and by this present charter have confirmed for us and our heirs in perpetuity, that the English Church shall be free, and shall have its rights undiminished, and its liberties unimpaired. That we wish this so to be observed, appears from the fact that of our own free will, before the outbreak of the present dispute between us and our barons, we granted and confirmed by charter the freedom of the Church's elections - a right reckoned to be of the greatest necessity and importance to it - and caused this to be confirmed by Pope Innocent III. This freedom we shall observe ourselves, and desire to be observed in good faith by our heirs in perpetuity.

TO ALL FREE MEN OF OUR KINGDOM we have also granted, for us and our heirs for ever, all the liberties written out below, to have and to keep for them and their heirs, of us and our heirs:

(2) If any earl, baron, or other person that holds lands directly of the Crown, for military service, shall die, and at his death his heir shall be of full age and owe a `relief', the heir shall have his inheritance on payment of the ancient scale of `relief'. That is to say, the heir or heirs of an earl shall pay £100 for the entire earl's barony, the heir or heirs of a knight l00s. at most for the entire knight's `fee', and any man that owes less shall pay less, in accordance with the ancient usage of `fees'

(3) But if the heir of such a person is under age and a ward, when he comes of age he shall have his inheritance without `relief' or fine.

(4) The guardian of the land of an heir who is under age shall take from it only reasonable revenues, customary dues, and feudal services. He shall do this without destruction or damage to men or property. If we have given the guardianship of the land to a sheriff, or to any person answerable to us for the revenues, and he commits destruction or damage, we will exact compensation from him, and the land shall be entrusted to two worthy and prudent men of the same `fee', who shall be answerable to us for the revenues, or to the person to whom we have assigned them. If we have given or sold to anyone the guardianship of such land, and he causes destruction or damage, he shall lose the guardianship of it, and it shall be handed over to two worthy and prudent men of the same `fee', who shall be similarly answerable to us.

(5) For so long as a guardian has guardianship of such land, he shall maintain the houses, parks, fish preserves, ponds, mills, and everything else pertaining to it, from the revenues of the land itself. When the heir comes of age, he shall restore the whole land to him, stocked with plough teams and such implements of husbandry as the season demands and the revenues from the land can reasonably bear.

(6) Heirs may be given in marriage, but not to someone of lower social standing. Before a marriage takes place, it shall be' made known to the heir's next-of-kin.

(7) At her husband's death, a widow may have her marriage portion and inheritance at once and without trouble. She shall pay nothing for her dower, marriage portion, or any inheritance that she and her husband held jointly on the day of his death. She may remain in her husband's house for forty days after his death, and within this period her dower shall be assigned to her.

(8) No widow shall be compelled to marry, so long as she wishes to remain without a husband. But she must give security that she will not marry without royal consent, if she holds her lands of the Crown, or without the consent of whatever other lord she may hold them of.

(9) Neither we nor our officials will seize any land or rent in payment of a debt, so long as the debtor has movable goods sufficient to discharge the debt. A debtor's sureties shall not be distrained upon so long as the debtor himself can discharge his debt. If, for lack of means, the debtor is unable to discharge his debt, his sureties shall be answerable for it. If they so desire, they may have the debtor's lands and rents until they have received satisfaction for the debt that they paid for him, unless the debtor can show that he has settled his obligations to them.

(10) If anyone who has borrowed a sum of money from Jews dies before the debt has been repaid, his heir shall pay no interest on the debt for so long as he remains under age, irrespective of whom he holds his lands. If such a debt falls into the hands of the Crown, it will take nothing except the principal sum specified in the bond.

:bowrofl:

**facepalm**

Not exactly how I thought this thread would turn out when I clicked it.

I know, it seems that any thread with my name on it translates to: Lets derail the fuck out of it.


My question still stands, and 18psi, tell me more about these meets.

We only derail the fuck out of your threads because the presence of the failboats and roflcopters is so strong that we don't want to leave a train reference out.

:bowrofl:

OK, I'm done now.

(11) If a man dies owing money to Jews, his wife may have her dower and pay nothing towards the debt from it. If he leaves children that are under age, their needs may also be provided for on a scale appropriate to the size of his holding of lands. The debt is to be paid out of the residue, reserving the service due to his feudal lords. Debts owed to persons other than Jews are to be dealt with similarly.

(12) No `scutage' or `aid' may be levied in our kingdom without its general consent, unless it is for the ransom of our person, to make our eldest son a knight, and (once) to marry our eldest daughter. For these purposes ouly a reasonable `aid' may be levied. `Aids' from the city of London are to be treated similarly.

(13) The city of London shall enjoy all its ancient liberties and free customs, both by land and by water. We also will and grant that all other cities, boroughs, towns, and ports shall enjoy all their liberties and free customs.

(14) To obtain the general consent of the realm for the assessment of an `aid' - except in the three cases specified above - or a `scutage', we will cause the archbishops, bishops, abbots, earls, and greater barons to be summoned individually by letter. To those who hold lands directly of us we will cause a general summons to be issued, through the sheriffs and other officials, to come together on a fixed day (of which at least forty days notice shall be given) and at a fixed place. In all letters of summons, the cause of the summons will be stated. When a summons has been issued, the business appointed for the day shall go forward in accordance with the resolution of those present, even if not all those who were summoned have appeared.

(15) In future we will allow no one to levy an `aid' from his free men, except to ransom his person, to make his eldest son a knight, and (once) to marry his eldest daughter. For these purposes only a reasonable `aid' may be levied.

(16) No man shall be forced to perform more service for a knight's `fee', or other free holding of land, than is due from it.

(17) Ordinary lawsuits shall not follow the royal court around, but shall be held in a fixed place.

(18) Inquests of novel disseisin, mort d'ancestor, and darrein presentment shall be taken only in their proper county court. We ourselves, or in our absence abroad our chief justice, will send two justices to each county four times a year, and these justices, with four knights of the county elected by the county itself, shall hold the assizes in the county court, on the day and in the place where the court meets.

(19) If any assizes cannot be taken on the day of the county court, as many knights and freeholders shall afterwards remain behind, of those who have attended the court, as will suffice for the administration of justice, having regard to the volume of business to be done.

(20) For a trivial offence, a free man shall be fined only in proportion to the degree of his offence, and for a serious offence correspondingly, but not so heavily as to deprive him of his livelihood. In the same way, a merchant shall be spared his merchandise, and a husbandman the implements of his husbandry, if they fall upon the mercy of a royal court. None of these fines shall be imposed except by the assessment on oath of reputable men of the neighbourhood.

(21) Earls and barons shall be fined only by their equals, and in proportion to the gravity of their offence.

(22) A fine imposed upon the lay property of a clerk in holy orders shall be assessed upon the same principles, without reference to the value of his ecclesiastical benefice.

(23) No town or person shall be forced to build bridges over rivers except those with an ancient obligation to do so.

(24) No sheriff, constable, coroners, or other royal officials are to hold lawsuits that should be held by the royal justices.

(25) Every county, hundred, wapentake, and tithing shall remain at its ancient rent, without increase, except the royal demesne manors.

(26) If at the death of a man who holds a lay `fee' of the Crown, a sheriff or royal official produces royal letters patent of summons for a debt due to the Crown, it shall be lawful for them to seize and list movable goods found in the lay `fee' of the dead man to the value of the debt, as assessed by worthy men. Nothing shall be removed until the whole debt is paid, when the residue shall be given over to the executors to carry out the dead man s will. If no debt is due to the Crown, all the movable goods shall be regarded as the property of the dead man, except the reasonable shares of his wife and children.

(27) If a free man dies intestate, his movable goods are to be distributed by his next-of-kin and friends, under the supervision of the Church. The rights of his debtors are to be preserved.

(28) No constable or other royal official shall take corn or other movable goods from any man without immediate payment, unless the seller voluntarily offers postponement of this.

(29) No constable may compel a knight to pay money for castle-guard if the knight is willing to undertake the guard in person, or with reasonable excuse to supply some other fit man to do it. A knight taken or sent on military service shall be excused from castle-guard for the period of this servlce.

(30) No sheriff, royal official, or other person shall take horses or carts for transport from any free man, without his consent.

(31) Neither we nor any royal official will take wood for our castle, or for any other purpose, without the consent of the owner.

(32) We will not keep the lands of people convicted of felony in our hand for longer than a year and a day, after which they shall be returned to the lords of the `fees' concerned.

(33) All fish-weirs shall be removed from the Thames, the Medway, and throughout the whole of England, except on the sea coast.

(34) The writ called precipe shall not in future be issued to anyone in respect of any holding of land, if a free man could thereby be deprived of the right of trial in his own lord's court.

(35) There shall be standard measures of wine, ale, and corn (the London quarter), throughout the kingdom. There shall also be a standard width of dyed cloth, russett, and haberject, namely two ells within the selvedges. Weights are to be standardised similarly.

(36) In future nothing shall be paid or accepted for the issue of a writ of inquisition of life or limbs. It shall be given gratis, and not refused.

(37) If a man holds land of the Crown by `fee-farm', `socage', or `burgage', and also holds land of someone else for knight's service, we will not have guardianship of his heir, nor of the land that belongs to the other person's `fee', by virtue of the `fee-farm', `socage', or `burgage', unless the `fee-farm' owes knight's service. We will not have the guardianship of a man's heir, or of land that he holds of someone else, by reason of any small property that he may hold of the Crown for a service of knives, arrows, or the like.

(38) In future no official shall place a man on trial upon his own unsupported statement, without producing credible witnesses to the truth of it.

(39) No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled, or deprived of his standing in any other way, nor will we proceed with force against him, or send others to do so, except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land.

(40) To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.

you suck. lol :fawk:

No one here fucking cares about your tea-sipping, crumpet eating douche baggery that you seem to be enjoying to copy and paste randomly on this thread... where is the ban hammer...

You don't enjoy reading the Magna Carta?

Not really, to be honest. Its so retarded it makes me seem civil. :giggle:

Wanna know how I know you're a ------....and won't last much longer here?

Can't we all just get along? Laugh at this please!

http://www.usageorge.com/Animated-Gif/gif/funny.gif

..?

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/728/insertbshere.png

I'm pretty sure discussing the Magna Carta is justification to start a new thread if you so choose to do so, otherwise, STFU.

Sure, I'll get back on topic.

The Depot Video Bar

I think a place that offers "F.A.G. Fridays" with $1 well cocktails is sure to attract some Miatas.

lol I wonder how he knows of this place:fawk:

See, don't you feel better when you use your douchebag abilities to HELP your fellow mt.net buddies? That's the spirit.

Dude...he drives a freakin' Miata.

you are correct sir, but you fail to understand the concept of a thread, dip shit.


This is a thread that I started, for my BS, not your lame fudge packing non-sense that no one gives a shit about. If you want to be an ass lick, with your shitty google searches, start your own damn thread.

I wonder where the guy who made that currently is... lol

Sure, one with all the smooth, round tubes I'm accustomed to.

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._3481460_n.jpg

riiiggghhhttt...


Well anyways, anyone else wanna circle jerk around near sac?