Aquavette... Gets all the bitches
 

LS9
$250k
0-60 in 4.x
1/4 in 12.x
Oh, and floats, has a jetdrive, and goes 60mph in water

i wanna be baller like that!

That shit looks hideous.

I really wanted him to floor it at the end with the magnetized chicks up top.

Wouldn't be my choice if I had $250k to spend on a "car", but I'd rock it if I had it and lived in sunny California. Does look hideous though.

looks like a corvette rear ended a dodge ram.

Maybe it's because we've got almost exclusively salt/brackish water 'round these parts, but I'm not a huge fan of jetdrives. Used to be, and they do have some advantages, but at the end of the day, give me a prop and I'll be happy. Damn jetdrives are more trouble than they're worth.



Meh. ;)

Lots of jealousy up in hurr.

Ugly.

OK, kinda kewl for the uniqueness. But, I am looking at the opportunity cost here. For $250K I could buy a really nice boat and a really nice tow vehicle, and cash left over for coke and whores.

That is the greatest mid life crisis hybrid I've ever seen. Dangerous cross breeds like this should be outlawed.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/forks_and_spoons.png

The music pretty much tells the story of who the market is. It's not old fat white guys like the one driving it. Gotta be ball players and rappers buying them. Why else show all the skinny white girls. The jeweled cane and a man's full length mink coat must be popular options.

:laugh: :laugh:

Yep you're right! It won't be long before it shows up in a music video now.

Not really that unique.

This is an old one. Kinda looks like a miata: Aquada:



Here's their quadski that was supposed to retail for about 60k:




And the Humdinga:

I don't see any of those shitboxes filling up with pussy though.

So then they're exactly like your ride.

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:


That shit is fuggly, but definetly a pussy magnet :naughty:

PUSSY FTW!!!

If you buy our Ramboatvette beautiful women will jump on board and have sex with each other!
I counted two wedgie picks in that video.

You counted right my friend

Is this vehicle equipped with a pussy magnet?

Indeed*


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I hope they take a big wave with the doors open and sink. Looks terrible and I have never understood the car/boat hybrids. Why not have a Vette and a nice boat instead of one horrible looking hybrid? If you have the money to do something like that you could surely afford a real boat.

Is equiped with a 'pussy magnet'

I'd rather attract the more tasteful gold diggers with my ZR1 and my cigarette boat than the loud and obnoxious hoes climbing on his shitty looking dodge ram/vette boat.

I loled when she opened the door.

They're just for pussy!!

1. Your obsessive need to showcase your alleged desire to consort with the opposite sex is revealing your repressed homosexuality.

2. The boat-car hybrid amphibious thing at hand would clearly be entirely worthless for such aforementioned consorting with the opposite sex due to the cramped quarters inside and hideous exterior.

3. If you weren't a virgin ------, you would understand #2, making #1 irrelevant.

Thank you Dr. Philation


Go suck a dick :fawk:

The proper word for which you are searching is "fellatio" or, in your case of creative spelling, "phillatio." As used in a sentence: "Your mom performed admirable fellatio upon me last night."



Try again.

Combines the best of several worlds. Fast cars, boats and hoes.




And a guy who names himself "the man" doesn't have issues?!?

Let's not assume that all mothers are whores, like yours. :fawk:

I'm the fucking man, and everybody should know it.










Back on the actual subject of the thread, I think amphibious vehicles are a great idea, but not if they try to be fast, as they're bound to be lower performers on land and at sea than purpose-built vehicles. However, as a party barge, an amphibious craft couldn't be beat. Wouldn't have to be fast on land or on water, just a more convenient way to get between your house, a place that sells cheap beer and the water, then between the water and the beer store when you run out of beer on the water. Then it gets you back to the house relatively easily. Don't have to worry about loading a boat onto a trailer and/or paying marina fees. Everybody wins. And, with a larger vessel, there'd be plenty room for consorting with the opposite sex, or with the same sex, as some would prefer.

Ok. You are "the man"!

Well done.

Now you are talking. Something like a pontoon boat (a.k.a. deck boat) on wheels would be full of win. No need to pull skiers, just drink more beer instead. I'll be one could be red-neck-fabricated for not much money either.

^^^ There you go, perfect... except for the price tag...

Ill hate to piss off the guy driving that O_o Damn!!