ATTN: Grammar Police
 

http://www.finnie.org/dialect/


Can you speak without sounding like a ghetto motherfucker as well?

that's a long mofo.

I ran out of patience after number 10.

Fawk dis sheet.

51%. Not bad for a Canadian ;)

I stuck with it. It's pretty interesting. MY dialect is used by 51% of people.

80. What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
a. sunshower
b. the wolf is giving birth
c. the devil is beating his wife
d. monkey's wedding
e. fox's wedding
f. pineapple rain
g. liquid sun
h. I have no term or expression for this
i. other

I could'nt even bring myself to start it.
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92. What do you call it when a driver changes over one or more lanes way too quickly?
a. Chinese lane change
b. Chinese fire drill
c. other

:rofl: C: other - Chinese in general.

damn thats long, gf will love this I bet.

Your dialect is 47% popular!
You answered 122 out of 122 questions, with 69 out of 122 (57%) answers the same as the most popular answer. This is a 47% weighted average (taking the percentage of survey respondents who pick each answer into consideration).

Did they ask you how you pronounce about? Aboot?

Aboot? What is this word? Did you misspell about?

51% here. I thought it would be more. Then again, I'm always amazed and disgusted by people's pronnunciation.

I got through 17 questions before my eyes started to glaze over, so I hit submit. 46%.

What do you call the activity of driving around in circles in a car?
a. doing donuts
b. doing cookies
c. whipping shitties
d. other


Who's up for whipping a few shitties and then perhaps we'll go for a spot of tea?

edit:
What do you call a drive-through liquor store?
a. brew thru
b. party barn
c. bootlegger
d. beer barn
e. beverage barn
f. we have these in my area, but we have no special term for them
g. I have never heard of such a thing
h. other

what kind of redneck bumfuck states have these O_o

states you wish you lived in!

north carolina. ok I take back the first statement.

brew-thru FTW. :)

We actually have one of these by my house. They sell you a 40 in a paper bag too. And probably stick a straw in so you don't spill it.

Hmm. I'm 49% popular:

Some of those were just downright regional:
Subway (New York)
L or El (Chicago)
T (Boston)
Metro (London)
BART (LA)

metro = VA/DC/MD :) But anyways, that the point....betcha statics will show the po' folk answered craw daddies and not crawfish, pop/grape drink instead of soda...

I'm surprised you weren't in the 1% range.....most people don't speak Old English

DC- wasn't aware of that one. I've only been to Georgetown, and while I do recall that there was a subway system further in towards the capitol, I never had a need to use it. I was kinda thinking that in London the term "underground" is more popular.

And c'mon. I break out the Olde English for you guys, but in daily life I do still say y'all- a throwback to my southern upbringing.

jackass you live in california and dont know where BART is?

hint: Bay Area Rapid Transit

oh and the "what is 'the city'" is also regional.

it was SF
now it's DC.

but if I lived in joizy, it'd be NYC.

Your dialect is 52% popular!
You answered 122 out of 122 questions, with 78 out of 122 (64%) answers the same as the most popular answer. This is a 52% weighted average (taking the percentage of survey respondents who pick each answer into consideration).

Doughnuts, cookies, shitters, we used them all back in high school.

On the second one, we have them. We always called them just drive throughs, so I guess "F" is exactly correct. And, Nebraska IS pretty much exactly a redneck bumfuck state.

46% popular

Oh, yeah. Duh. It's hard for me to keep all the various Northern California cities straight... LA, SF, SJ all a bunch of noisy, congested shitholes with bad weather.

Bonus- who knows what MARTA really stands for?

Nah, I don't buy that one at all. The City is always NYC- it's where Network Ops is located.

I got
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hahahaha, jp...ill have to check it out when im bored though, not enough time at work to read the whole thing

There are quite a few in Florida, mainly in college towns.

my god, I no longer do "donuts".

I whip shitties.

Lots of em in Florida.

Ha. I was shocked when I first saw one, and i've lived here my whole life.

Your dialect is 54% popular!
You answered 120 out of 122 questions, with 84 out of 120 (70%) answers the same as the most popular answer. This is a 54% weighted average (taking the percentage of survey respondents who pick each answer into consideration).

Texas :(