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Joe Perez 12-07-2007 03:59 PM

Beauty Paegent - pictures - work safe.
 
I don't recall seeing this make the rounds here yet.


http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/778/82126436fv9.jpg


http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1175/att00002om9.jpg

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1438/att00003la7.jpg

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2109/att00004ep9.jpg

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5169/att00005jc1.jpg

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/9355/att00006hc7.jpg


http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7612/att00007nk9.jpg


Braineack 12-07-2007 04:24 PM

yum!

neogenesis2004 12-07-2007 04:26 PM

look at those azns, I bet they play starcraft!!!

cjernigan 12-07-2007 04:28 PM

"Oh me so asian, oh me so asian." Good looking girls.

miataz 12-07-2007 04:39 PM

dam ugly chanks :rofl:

Zabac 12-07-2007 05:52 PM

wonedr what they look like playing wii naked

kyle242gt 12-07-2007 05:52 PM

probably look like 11 year olds

spike 12-07-2007 06:07 PM

Hot asian girls are a dime a dozen where I live.

jayc72 12-07-2007 06:10 PM

I wouldn't fuck them with hustler's dick. Ewww.

TonyC 12-07-2007 06:15 PM

i'd say... they're... hong kongers?

Joe, full disclosure. what country.

jayc72 12-07-2007 06:25 PM

I'm thinking Thailand.

spike 12-07-2007 06:39 PM


Originally Posted by jayc72 (Post 183169)
I wouldn't fuck them with hustler's dick. Ewww.

Bullshiiiiiit(canadian accent),you would bang em if you were presented the oppertunity eh.

hustler 12-07-2007 07:27 PM

teh hair!!!

miataz 12-07-2007 07:44 PM

lmfao all chanks are ugly unless they got a nice rack and face and ass which you never come across so il stick to blondes:bowdown:

johndoe 12-07-2007 07:53 PM

I honestly think half the reason guys like asians is because they're closet pedophiles. I for one have a hard time telling the difference between an average asian and an attractive asian.

slutz4 12-07-2007 07:53 PM

dam I dont know about some of you other guys, but those chicks are freaking hot

y8s 12-07-2007 08:16 PM


Originally Posted by miataz (Post 183194)
lmfao all chanks are ugly unless they got a nice rack and face and ass which you never come across so il stick to blondes:bowdown:

quit being a racist asshole

miataz 12-07-2007 08:24 PM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 183205)
quit being a racist asshole

....yes a racist asshole, its called a joke take a chill pill bud.

Braineack 12-07-2007 08:27 PM

joe needs to post the punchline now.

LOLA - 92 12-07-2007 08:38 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 183210)
joe needs to post the punchline now.

What has 2 balls and a nutsack?:nono:

miataz 12-07-2007 08:39 PM


Originally Posted by LOLA - 92 (Post 183214)
What has 2 balls and a nutsack?:nono:

ummm i think i mite be right

a dick? aha

neogenesis2004 12-07-2007 08:41 PM

Technically it would be a scrotum. A dick has no balls.

Joe Perez 12-07-2007 08:42 PM


Originally Posted by slutz4 (Post 183199)
dam I dont know about some of you other guys, but those chicks are freaking hot

They're the contestants of Thailand's Miss Transvestite 2005 contest. They're all dudes.

neogenesis2004 12-07-2007 08:43 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 183217)
They're the contestants of Thailand's Miss Transvestite 2005 contest. They're all dudes.

Did the catholic church hold an after party?

slutz4 12-07-2007 09:00 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 183217)
They're the contestants of Thailand's Miss Transvestite 2005 contest. They're all dudes.

I dont care, look the same to me ....... :ugh2:

johndoe 12-07-2007 09:21 PM

What did I say. This only furthers my point that they're indefinable.

Markp 12-07-2007 09:22 PM


Originally Posted by slutz4 (Post 183220)
I dont care, look the same to me ....... :ugh2:

Have you thought about joining the priesthood?

I think these dudes would fool quite a few men. How small do your balls need to be to pull off those swim suits?!?

Mark

johndoe 12-07-2007 09:28 PM

i think it must be post snip snip. now they have tittie balls instead.

AbeFM 12-07-2007 09:47 PM


Originally Posted by slutz4 (Post 183199)
dam I dont know about some of you other guys, but those chicks are freaking hot

Yeah, I'm freaking hot too. Thanks for asking.



Originally Posted by johndoe (Post 183224)
i think it must be post snip snip. now they have tittie balls instead.

haha. I bet they just moved them up.

Joe Perez 12-07-2007 09:49 PM

Gayest post ever:

Originally Posted by slutz4 (Post 183220)
I dont care, look the same to me ......


olderguy 12-07-2007 10:10 PM

:gay:I guess Lola was right. I'm gay and didn't know it. They all look good to me, even after I know what they are:gay:

mazda/nissan 12-07-2007 10:15 PM

thought they seemed kind of straight figured, even for being asian. There are some cuties in the tokyo drift garage scene though, only worthwhile part in the movie, that and laughing at the slingblade kid talk

johndoe 12-07-2007 10:16 PM

Its alright man. I think people just don't want to admit that on a lonely cold night if nobody would find out, they'd hit it. I don't know about you guys but I've always been curious to know if a surgically created vagina made out of an inside out penis feels like the real thing.:dunno:

hustler 12-07-2007 11:34 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 183217)
They're the contestants of Thailand's Miss Transvestite 2005 contest. They're all dudes.

Now I'm hard.

spike 12-07-2007 11:58 PM


Originally Posted by johndoe (Post 183242)
Its alright man. I think people just don't want to admit that on a lonely cold night if nobody would find out, they'd hit it. I don't know about you guys but I've always been curious to know if a surgically created vagina made out of an inside out penis feels like the real thing.:dunno:

BAN!

LOLA - 92 12-08-2007 04:42 AM


Originally Posted by olderguy (Post 183238)
:gay:I guess Lola was right. I'm gay and didn't know it. They all look good to me, even after I know what they are:gay:

I'm with ya Bruce!

blaque 12-08-2007 05:03 AM

lmfao. the op is terrible

y8s 12-08-2007 10:17 AM


Originally Posted by miataz (Post 183208)
....yes a racist asshole, its called a joke take a chill pill bud.

the racial slur wasn't funny the first time either... but you repeated it. so I said something.

miataz 12-08-2007 10:23 AM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 183331)
the racial slur wasn't funny the first time either... but you repeated it. so I said something.

well maybe you dont find it funny because you are older but im 17 and im joking around and i guess i cant joke with older people...

y8s 12-08-2007 11:31 AM


Originally Posted by miataz (Post 183333)
well maybe you dont find it funny because you are older but im 17 and im joking around and i guess i cant joke with older people...

i can't speak for the 17 year old asians on the forum but i doubt they think it's funny either.

Markp 12-08-2007 11:34 AM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 183205)
quit being a racist asshole

It's only racist if you're white... :ughug: If he's a wop, heb, towel head or camel jockey, wetback (frostbacks in canada), spooky, or zipperhead.... well then it's ok. Otherwise you are right, that stupid redneck should shut his racist piehole.

Mark

Ben 12-08-2007 11:39 AM

they probably do because he spelled the slur wrong.

spike 12-08-2007 12:40 PM


Originally Posted by Markp (Post 183339)
It's only racist if you're white... :ughug: If he's a wop, heb, towel head or camel jockey, wetback (frostbacks in canada), spooky, or zipperhead.... well then it's ok. Otherwise you are right, that stupid redneck should shut his racist piehole.

Mark

We Canadians like to be known as "snow niggers".

spike 12-08-2007 12:42 PM


Originally Posted by miataz (Post 183333)
well maybe you dont find it funny because you are older but im 17 and im joking around and i guess i cant joke with older people...

Seriously,you should stop the racist shit,or else you will get banned.

There's a time to be funny,but the racist shit is not one of them.

Markp 12-08-2007 01:13 PM


Originally Posted by spike (Post 183357)
We Canadians like to be known as "snow niggers".

LMAO, that is a good one!

Mark

spike 12-08-2007 02:38 PM

^ Mark,what's a zipperhead?

AbeFM 12-08-2007 03:07 PM


Originally Posted by johndoe (Post 183242)
Its alright man. I think people just don't want to admit that on a lonely cold night if nobody would find out, they'd hit it. I don't know about you guys but I've always been curious to know if a surgically created vagina made out of an inside out penis feels like the real thing.:dunno:

The only way I'd be curious what a vagina made out of a penis felt like was if that penis was made out a vagina first.

Don't be weird.:eek:



Yeah - let the mods decide who to ban, they don't need anyone to tell them. :-) Anyway, if someone's offended, let them speak up. Misspelling it is funny though.

miataz 12-08-2007 03:12 PM

its ok because im a wop:bigtu: aha not a red neck

miataz 12-08-2007 03:14 PM


Originally Posted by spike (Post 183358)
Seriously,you should stop the racist shit,or else you will get banned.

There's a time to be funny,but the racist shit is not one of them.

and you take shit to seriously, if someone called me wop a wouldnt care...

LOLA - 92 12-08-2007 03:14 PM


Originally Posted by spike (Post 183387)
^ Mark,what's a zipperhead?


Urban Dictionary: zipperheadzipperhead sound gook chink slant jap slope zip asian chinaman chingchong gooner ------ nip ... Hey Louie, hand me that gun, I just saw me a zipperhead
Right from the Urban!

AbeFM 12-08-2007 03:21 PM

Like it or not, it's good english. Or, is it "well english"?
--------------


It's official: "wiki" is now a fully-fledged member of the English lexicon, according to the latest update of the online Oxford English Dictionary (OED).

OED chief editor John Simpson said in a statement: "Words are included in the dictionary on the basis of the documentary evidence that we have collected about them. A while ago this evidence suggested that wiki was starting to make a name for itself.

"We tracked it for several years, researched its origins and finally decided it was time to include it in the dictionary."

Wiki has come a long way from its Hawaiian roots, Reuters notes, where "wiki wiki" means "quickly". The OED's principal editor of new words, Graeme Diamond, explained: "That the word acquired a new meaning is attributed to the fact that commenting and editing on internet websites became faster."

Other new boys in the OED include "asswipe", "bathorhodopsin", "claymation", "irritainment", "malware", "technopreneur" and "zipperhead". And just in case our pals across the channel think it's only they who are menaced by foreign imports, our beloved mother tongue now embraces "Bangla", "capoeira" and - by the Lord Harry and Saint George - "citron pressé" and "crème fraîche". ®

Markp 12-08-2007 03:26 PM


Originally Posted by spike (Post 183387)
^ Mark,what's a zipperhead?

another slant on Asian... get it, slant on asian... :vash:

Mark

spike 12-08-2007 03:28 PM


Originally Posted by miataz (Post 183397)
and you take shit to seriously, if someone called me wop a wouldnt care...

When it somes down to the racist shit,ya I do take it seriously cause we don't need it here.

I would not call you a wop ever,cause I'm not like that.
.......if you like being called a wop and don't care,I'm sure one on the Mods can change you screen name for you.;)

spike 12-08-2007 03:29 PM


Originally Posted by Markp (Post 183401)
another slant on Asian... get it, slant on asian... :vash:

Mark

Got it,thanks Mark & Lola.

AbeFM 12-08-2007 03:32 PM

Clearly you guys are worrying too much. Relax, and watch this school bus for 5 seconds of awesome:

http://video.cardomain.com/player.sw...65D6E6D763C866

mazda/nissan 12-08-2007 07:58 PM


Originally Posted by AbeFM (Post 183405)
Clearly you guys are worrying too much. Relax, and watch this school bus for 5 seconds of awesome:

http://video.cardomain.com/player.sw...65D6E6D763C866

yeah guys take a cheel peel :bigtu:

"sorry but you have Eggzachary disease"
"oh no whats Eggzachary disease?"
"Your face rook egg zachary rike your ass"

name that movie for one positive feedback, they seem to be getting popular to have and if you act now you have a chance of catching up with braineack

johndoe 12-09-2007 10:23 AM


Originally Posted by AbeFM (Post 183394)
The only way I'd be curious what a vagina made out of a penis felt like was if that penis was made out a vagina first.

Don't be weird.:eek:

That, my good man was a joke. Sorry I freaked you out.:bigtu:


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