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Old 05-20-2008, 02:52 AM
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Originally Posted by hustler
I think the last time I barebacked it was 2001.





last sat. morning for me.
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Old 05-20-2008, 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Arkmage
I'm married... there ain't a chance in hell I'm using my wiener any more
FYP.

Frank
<married 8 years>

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Old 05-20-2008, 08:11 AM
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Fyp?
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Old 05-20-2008, 08:30 AM
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Fixed Your Post.

See the original quote.

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Old 05-20-2008, 10:03 AM
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cmon frank, you sex the four post lift now.
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Old 05-20-2008, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
Remember kids, 70% of people who get the Herp, get it when their partner has no signs of symptoms.(According to the damn commercial)


Doesn't that make you wonder about the other 30%???
lol
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Is this a true story? This is almost as good as me hooking up w/ my boss and her little sister.
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Enjoy being single. I always had three different chicks for everynight of the week that I could go out with. I just called the one I wanted.
It took two years to get that setup.

Then I met my girl, and it went down the "drain of love". I stuck with her and had mad passion and sex. Now we just fight over the remote!

I ain't had any in three winter days and my megasquirt deficated on my Wbo2.

My brother asks why am I so ----.

The fat chicks are starting to look good.
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Old 05-20-2008, 08:09 PM
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lol i woulda been fucked...already been in that situation...
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Old 05-20-2008, 11:40 PM
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i don't know man i always bust condoms too, then it's the awkward situation of who gets to fish around for the bits that are still inside.
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You ******* idiots can't even operate a condom? Sweet jesus, I weep for the future.
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Originally Posted by jayc72
You ******* idiots can't even operate a condom? Sweet jesus, I weep for the future.

I know... they should have some sort of complicated thing required to HAVE kids, not to prevent them!
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Old 05-21-2008, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by jayc72
You ******* idiots can't even operate a condom? Sweet jesus, I weep for the future.
maybe you don't know how to operate your dick
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Old 05-21-2008, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Mach929
maybe you don't know how to operate your dick
Works just fine, but thanks for asking.
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Originally Posted by hustler
look ************, I'll do the e-thugging around here.






FO SHO
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Old 05-21-2008, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Mach929
maybe you don't know how to operate your dick
No, your a ******* idiot. Learn how to use a condom. i dont care how good looking that tranny is.
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Old 05-21-2008, 05:19 PM
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listen ******* condoms can break, it happens, it's got nothing to do with knowing how to use it, i haven't used one in years anyway
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Old 05-21-2008, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Mach929
listen ******* condoms can break, it happens, it's got nothing to do with knowing how to use it, i haven't used one in years anyway
You do know the rubber is only supposed to go on your ****, not all the way over the ******* too right?
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Old 05-21-2008, 05:29 PM
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lol yes i know that.......now
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You guys do know you shouldnt leave condoms in your car?

Unless its the dead of winter, but based on how the chick in the story was dressed it was summer. So had the guy in that story actually gotten the rubber, he would probably have had more problems then just cheating.
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