Being a father story.. thought i would share.
 

The story goes like this
First off, the players. Me. 30+ years old, problem solver.
Nick, 2.5, apparently a problem solver too, no shame.

I was on the can, stomach was upset. And nick (my son) was in the bedroom attached to the en-suite shitter so I could watch him (daddy duty day 2- full on)
And nick is like " dada pee". And I'm like ' fuck' in my head as I could not expedite the process of what I was doing, I was invested.
" Pee in the shower" I said.
And he's like "no, need potty"
But I couldn't move and I was committed to my task. Rottenness was flowing out and that was that. I needed at least 5 more minutes.
So then he's like "dada need go pee" being very adamant that we MUST leave now to goto his potty.
And I was like (more firm tone)" nick just pee in the shower. Its ok".
Lol
So then he shit in my shower

I then took a pic and sent it to my wife in Indiana and told her when she's gone we party hard.

Lol. She was shocked. We laughed.

Nick knows what it is when he sees it but always forgets what a poo vs a pee is on pre-delivery.

hAHHAHAHAHHAhahahHHAHAHAHa
i just read this aloud to my gf and we are both laughing hysterically!
well done nick

LOL. Sounds like our kind of party

lol- just make sure he has it right by the time he can reach a urinal and you'll be fine. ;)

Try taking a piss and your 21 month old running into the bathroom and trying to catch your pee mid stream. That really hurt. My wife said it sounded like I had some prostate issues.

NO NO
PEEEE
NO NOOO
PEEEEEEE
Shit Son.