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TrickerZ 05-02-2011 10:18 AM

I just found it funny he cut off Celebrity Apprentice for it. Another big FU to the Trump.

In reality, though, it's sad that we unite in hatred. He is only one man and we've lost thousands in "The War on Terror." We always point our fingers at others and collectively blame a single person for our problems - Saddam, Bin Laden, Obama, Bush...they're just figure heads. The problem doesn't go away with them. Even kings don't have that type of power anymore.

Whether it's actually Bin Laden or not, the result is the same. We get to feel good until someone strikes again. Fear and ignorance are the easiest ways to control people.

Preluding 05-02-2011 10:22 AM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 721979)
About as legit as my car running 12's...it never happened. If you look at my car and see it launch and go WOT down the street, you might say "that probably runs 12's...but time slips prove, it doesn't."
Compare to the latest news. You get a country full of blind people who believe everything they see on TV and you get the president to speak about it, and it must be true, right?
I think Bin Laden is sitting in his underground palace right now saying, "the whole world things I am dead...this brings a new meaning to the term "got the world by the balls".

Nice similarity you got there...I like it.

Hell, people will believe anything... like a 747 can take down a buliding if crashed into it regardless of what the facts are.

leatherface24 05-02-2011 10:25 AM

Dudes probably been dead for a while now. The buried at sea thing screams horseshit to me unless it was a sea of sewage and rotten cum

Machismo 05-02-2011 10:36 AM

The burial at sea does make it seem shady... however; atleast without a body to bury on their soil, they can't really make a Mosque for his departure.

Braineack 05-02-2011 10:49 AM


Originally Posted by tasty danish (Post 721985)
What? Even though he is naturally born, does Wong Kim Ark mean anything to you? and anyway the article reads: No Person except a natural born Citizen, OR A CITIZEN of the United States

**EDIT** I think your typo (omission of "mean" before "he" I'm guessing) made me mis-read your post and I may be arguing the same point as you. If so, disregard, and apply to the next loser arguing his citizenship.


All I was saying is that he could have been born in Timbucktu and he could have still be born a natural us citizen, therefore still making him eligable to be President. You don't have to be born on US soil to be a natural American. He WAS born in HI however, so it doesn't matter.

The 14th admendment means little in this instance, IF both his parents were from Kenya, then it would. But the 14th admendement was added so that newly freed black men could be considered US citizens. Now it's used for fence hoppers to get a free lunch when they drop anchor. Much like Wong Kim Ark when he brough this 4 sons back over form China.

buffon01 05-02-2011 10:54 AM

Really? who gives a shit, this was never about Osama. I'm with the "12 at the strip" theory.

I'm still waiting for Obama to discuss the end of the world in 2012. Now that really concerns me. REALLY :eek:

Milton Tucker 05-02-2011 10:56 AM

They should have returned his body to CONUS, had him stuffed and mounted at ground zero within a fountain of pig’s blood.

hustler 05-02-2011 10:58 AM


Originally Posted by TrickerZ (Post 721996)
Whether it's actually Bin Laden or not, the result is the same. We get to feel good until someone strikes again. Fear and ignorance are the easiest ways to control people.

Please STFU and have a little pride in a small but important victory. There was a day when our nation went to war over things like taxes and spices, have some pride.

y8s 05-02-2011 10:59 AM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 721893)
You said it! Where exactly was Barrack Hussein Obama born again?

Go ask Donald Trump for a job and stop trolling miataturbo.net with bullshit theories. If you don't accept the proof that was given, that's fine. It's still irrelevant.

If you post about the birther conspiracy again outside the politics section, I'll ban you. I promise it's not personal.

y8s 05-02-2011 11:01 AM

Buried at sea is pretty Moon Landing.

I think it's a good strategy to misdirect people into spending all their time focusing on trivial conspiracies.

I don't really doubt that he was found and killed but the whereabouts of his remains is largely uninteresting to me. It's unlikely that we are dumb enough to lie about it and then have him show up later.

hustler 05-02-2011 11:01 AM


Originally Posted by Machismo (Post 722003)
The burial at sea does make it seem shady... however; atleast without a body to bury on their soil, they can't really make a Mosque for his departure.

The least Hussein bin-Obamakahn can do is give the head to the Bush family. They deserve it.

y8s 05-02-2011 11:16 AM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 721893)
You said it! Where exactly was Barrack Hussein Obama born again?


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 722022)
The least Hussein bin-Obamakahn can do is give the head to the Bush family. They deserve it.

Trey, enough with the lame epithets.

the Bush family can find the head hiding somewhere in Iraq.

thirdgen 05-02-2011 11:19 AM

At the request of Y8S, any future comment made by me reguarding this thread will be moved to the political section where it belongs.

shuiend 05-02-2011 11:20 AM


Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 722014)

I'm still waiting for Obama to discuss the end of the world in 2012. Now that really concerns me. REALLY :eek:

I saw a billboard in the middle of SC driving home from the Mitty saying May 21 was the date.

buffon01 05-02-2011 11:24 AM


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 722036)
I saw a billboard in the middle of SC driving home from the Mitty saying May 21 was the date.

:ohnoes:

Faeflora 05-02-2011 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 722020)
Buried at sea is pretty Moon Landing.

Do you mean Moon Unit?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_Unit

Machismo 05-02-2011 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by hustler (Post 722022)
The least Hussein bin-Obamakahn can do is give the head to the Bush family. They deserve it.

I would have opted for a set of these...

hustler 05-02-2011 11:58 AM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 722032)
Trey, enough with the lame epithets.

I referred to Bush as "King Governor" too, they each get a special title because they are special people.

jacob300zx 05-02-2011 12:16 PM

Trey is above the law.

rider384 05-02-2011 12:18 PM


Originally Posted by Preluding (Post 721997)
Nice similarity you got there...I like it.

Hell, people will believe anything... like a 747 can take down a buliding if crashed into it regardless of what the facts are.

Just STFU :facepalm:

shuiend 05-02-2011 12:41 PM


Originally Posted by jacob300zx (Post 722070)
Trey is above the law.

I thought he was the law.

Braineack 05-02-2011 12:45 PM

No, that's Judge Dredd!

http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-conte...vie_poster.jpg

shuiend 05-02-2011 12:57 PM

Great I-Phone4 tracking comic.

budget racer 05-02-2011 01:11 PM

when they cut into my TV show to announce that the pres. had an important speech relating to our national security i expected the worst.....and was a bit terrified.

it was a huge relief to get the good news about Bin Laden.

Quality Control Bot 05-02-2011 01:15 PM

y8s and i were cybering and once Obama was getting all up on TV y8s went quiet. I didnt finish so I went downstairs only to finish there.

Good times.

May 01 2011 saw a Murder Death Kill John Spartan

Why dump his body in the ocean? That part seems wacky

MD323 05-02-2011 01:40 PM

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wacky..

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lordrigamus 05-02-2011 01:58 PM

Lulz!


FRT_Fun 05-02-2011 02:43 PM

^lol

All I have to say is we have probably been tracking him for a while and pulling intel off him. Intelligence wise he is worth more alive and active if we can track/tap/hack everything he does. He either has been replaced, or is of no value to us alive anymore. So kill him and give the people what they want.

I have no doubt he is dead.

Joe Perez 05-02-2011 02:45 PM


Originally Posted by Milton Tucker (Post 722015)
a fountain of pig’s blood.

Thanks, I lust LOLed in the middle of terminal F at TPA. Now people are looking at me.

buffon01 05-02-2011 02:46 PM

Lmao

messiahx 05-02-2011 03:03 PM

Burying the body at sea with Islamic honors/traditions/whatever makes sense....you won't have crazy extremists starting riots/bloodshed over getting it back, blah blah blah, etc.

sixshooter 05-02-2011 03:13 PM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 722074)
Just STFU :facepalm:

Yeah, seriously.


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 722183)
Thanks, I lust LOLed in the middle of terminal F at TPA. Now people are looking at me.

You are in TPA? You should have said something. I am actually near the airport right now.

Machismo 05-02-2011 03:16 PM

How to trump a royal wedding? Kill a dude.

Preluding 05-02-2011 03:23 PM


Originally Posted by Machismo (Post 722210)
How to trump a royal wedding? Kill a dude.

bahahahah!

I like that one...

pusha 05-02-2011 03:31 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 722207)
You are in TPA? You should have said something. I am actually near the airport right now.

Yeah, Joe, please check-in everywhere you go so we can all meet up! =))))))))

buffon01 05-02-2011 03:32 PM


Originally Posted by messiahx (Post 722201)
Burying the body at sea with Islamic honors/traditions/whatever makes sense....you won't have crazy extremists starting riots/bloodshed over getting it back, blah blah blah, etc.

Sweetheart, the U.S. has been bombing the fuck out these countries for the past 10 years... a FUCKING burying ritual? really?

Machismo 05-02-2011 03:32 PM

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

miata2fast 05-02-2011 04:09 PM

I think the burial at sea is classic. Sure he was buried within 24 hours per Muslim beliefs, but at the same time he was flushed down the preverbial toilet by the enemy.

It does not get much better than that.

gearhead_318 05-02-2011 04:50 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Osama_bin_Laden

^Lots of interesting stuff^. I know it's wikipedia, but follow the citations and you'll see if the info is good or not.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...en_hideout.jpg

Joe Perez 05-02-2011 05:30 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 722207)
You are in TPA? You should have said something. I am actually near the airport right now.

I was down in PC for a week visiting family. Just passing through TPA on the way home.

Now checking in at CLT between gates B12 and B11, in case anybody here wants to grab a beer in the next 35 minutes.

y8s 05-02-2011 06:05 PM


Originally Posted by Rick (Post 722119)
y8s and i were cybering and once Obama was getting all up on TV y8s went quiet. I didnt finish so I went downstairs only to finish there.

Good times.

May 01 2011 saw a Murder Death Kill John Spartan

Why dump his body in the ocean? That part seems wacky

you love delayed gratification.

you are fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute.

TrickerZ 05-02-2011 07:43 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 722016)
Please STFU and have a little pride in a small but important victory. There was a day when our nation went to war over things like taxes and spices, have some pride.

I have more pride for the people that have helped in trying to get Iraq and Afghanistan into a state of sustainability. I have respect for the hundreds of thousands that have served for our country and those who have lost their lives protecting us and helping others. What I don't have is pride or respect when people show brutal hatred and blind following.

catlin987987 05-02-2011 08:08 PM

They should have paraded his body around like an attraction

y8s 05-02-2011 08:23 PM


Originally Posted by catlin987987 (Post 722347)
They should have paraded his body around like an attraction

you think there's jihad now... imagine what kind of terrorist shenanegans there would be if we publically defiled the body.

dont mistake decorum for respect for bin laden.

gearhead_318 05-02-2011 08:45 PM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 722355)
you think there's jihad now... imagine what kind of terrorist shenanegans there would be if we publically defiled the body.

dont mistake decorum for respect for bin laden.

I lol'd at "terrorist shenanigans"

But ya, we couldn't do anything to give em' a reason to partake in any more hostile haji hijacks. I think giving the guy a burial at sea might have been a good thing for this reason, if we would have waited more then 24 hrs to put him him in the bacon ground/water then his peeps might have the urge to blow up some nice people. If we buried him here, or didn't say what happed to his corpse then they still would have probably wanted to do some bad stuff. No good solution to this problem.

So, Ricks Lambo went in the lake so other Lambo's wouldn't get sticky accelerator peddles.

NA6C-Guy 05-02-2011 09:13 PM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 722368)
So, Ricks Lambo went in the lake so other Lambo's wouldn't get sticky accelerator peddles.

Not exactly. The other ones were having troubles with the computer sending incorrect signals, that were causing lean conditions and massive detonation.

tasty danish 05-02-2011 09:55 PM

We are supposed to be the good guys, as good guys we behave in a professional and restrained manner and use tact at all times, even when dealing with our worst enemies. That is what makes our military great, the high standard we (hopefully) hold ourselves to.

So while I'm a bit perturbed at the lack of published proof and the convenient burial, I take great pride in the fact that we disposed of him according to his own custom. If we are going to carry out acts of heinous violence, we ought to strive to do it in such a manner that we inspire others to trust us to be the ones to carry out said acts.

If someone HAS to do something terrible, I want the person that does it to be the calmest, most level-headed, capable individual around. We smile, we bow our heads, and we move on. We don't galavant and parade dead bodies around, that what THOSE fuckers do.

TrickerZ 05-02-2011 10:29 PM


Originally Posted by tasty danish (Post 722402)
We are supposed to be the good guys, as good guys we behave in a professional and restrained manner and use tact at all times, even when dealing with our worst enemies. That is what makes our military great, the high standard we (hopefully) hold ourselves to.

So while I'm a bit perturbed at the lack of published proof and the convenient burial, I take great pride in the fact that we disposed of him according to his own custom. If we are going to carry out acts of heinous violence, we ought to strive to do it in such a manner that we inspire others to trust us to be the ones to carry out said acts.

If someone HAS to do something terrible, I want the person that does it to be the calmest, most level-headed, capable individual around. We smile, we bow our heads, and we move on. We don't galavant and parade dead bodies around, that what THOSE fuckers do.

Well said

messiahx 05-03-2011 01:43 AM


Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 722224)
Sweetheart, the U.S. has been bombing the fuck out these countries for the past 10 years... a FUCKING burying ritual? really?

You. Dumb.

Read two posts above this.

This isn't the first time and won't be the last that we give a proper burial to dead enemies.

Joe Perez 05-03-2011 02:32 AM

On further reflection, it's actually kind of nice that the US has finally gotten back into the assassination business. And I'm not saying that to be wry- it suggests that as a nation we may be starting to re-grow something resembling a backbone. Remember the whole "Nuke the Moon" diatribe? To me, this represents an important step down the path to not being viewed as a bunch of pussies on the global stage.

On the minus side, the 10th anniversary of the WTC / Pentagon attacks is a little over four months away. Soon enough for certain folks to still be angry, long enough to do a bit of planning and preparation. I believe I shall be liquidating my long positions in the market prior to that date.

Joe Perez 05-03-2011 02:41 AM

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(read the reviews)

shuiend 05-03-2011 09:40 AM

I just heard a rumor that Chuck Norris just got back from vacation in Pakistan.

buffon01 05-03-2011 11:37 AM


Originally Posted by messiahx (Post 722472)
You. Dumb.

Read two posts above this.

This isn't the first time and won't be the last that we give a proper burial to dead enemies.

Yeah whatever. I was expecting Obama, I mean Osama, to
hang by his asshole from the Statue of Liberty.

jacob300zx 05-03-2011 01:13 PM


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 722558)
I just heard a rumor that Chuck Norris just got back from vacation in Pakistan.

I heard this on CNN.

Braineack 05-03-2011 01:15 PM

fox lies. therefore bin laden is alive.

Savington 05-03-2011 01:31 PM


Originally Posted by tasty danish (Post 722402)
we don't galavant and parade dead bodies around, that what those fuckers do.

+2.

I WTF'd for a moment at the sea burial as well, but after two moments I realized there was no other reasonable option.

Braineack 05-03-2011 01:35 PM

Yeah I was urked by all the celebration.

Just makes us look like fools.

FRT_Fun 05-03-2011 01:58 PM

On the military side of things, at least here, it's more of just a "Good job, high five, back to work" type thing. Although I can imagine it might be a bit more of a morale booster for military deployed to Afghanistan right now.

y8s 05-03-2011 02:27 PM


Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 722614)
Yeah whatever. I was expecting Obama, I mean Osama, to
hang by his asshole from the Statue of Liberty.

Hey that's pretty cleverl using the one letter difference in names to confuse your president with the former leader of Al Qaeda! Wait til you hear what your president's middle name is. You'll shit bricks.

Braineack 05-03-2011 02:31 PM

I give Obama props. He finally did something he compaigned on. He said in an interview with O'Reilly that if he knew the whereabouts of Bin Laden, he would do whatever it takes to snuff him out.

Pakistan is pissed at us right now because we didn't tell them about the mission, which is good, so that the army base Bin Laden was housed near couldn't continue to provide protect for him.

Pakistans goals =/= our goals.


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