Burning Man
 

Yay I am going to burning man next week. Before I do so I will try to sodomize Pen Pen but anyways

as the official forum Burning Man representative, I am here to answer all your questions about the event.

And yes, Burning Man is JUST LIKE 24 HOURS OF LEMONS.

Pics from last year

Isn't that just some crazy hippie fest in the desert where everyone does a ton of drugs and brings weird contraptions?

If so, sounds rad.

and at the end they burn a large straw man

Why do I live in the wrong country

Check out the summer solstice debauch on St John's Point in Dunkineely.
Not as colorful, but it'll do.

Don't forget the orgies.

Don't get me wrong, on one hand I find it very fascinating and on the other I find it a little ridiculous for grown people to participate in events like this.

One of the primary tenets of the event is "radical self reliance". That =/= hippy. Yes, there is a large quotient of old hippies there. 40% of the attendees are over 40. Many of them are very cool intelligent accomplished people.




A wood man. And actually, at the end they burn The Temple. Look up on youtube: 2011 temple burn

if you want to see something spectacular



Last year, at my 30 person camp we had people from 8 different countries. International attendees abound.



Cool people get even cooler with age. There is a huge amount of advanced fabrication and machinery there for art projects. For my own project i have a wooden washington monument that shoots 20 ft green flames out of the tip at night and blows bubbles during the day. It cost us $10,000 to build and we raised all the money for the project.

how many chicks did you bang out there? how many dudes?

Last year, at my 30 person camp we had people from 8 different countries. International attendees abound


It would only cost me a few thousand to travel over I guess :p

One day

I've been wanting to go to one of these since i found out about it. Should be an awesome time!

Min wanted me to go with him so I could beat the shit out of hippies for him. True story bros.

I'll be there. I'm always there.

All of them.

And most of them.

Yes, true indeed.

One of my other "art projects" for the festival this year is to set up a 20x20 boxing ring. I am bringing gloves mouthguard and bell.

Outmatched contestants will see their opponent havr a hand tied behind back. Or feet tied. Or have to fight on their knees haha. If enough people sign up i will havr a kumate tournament. Each Winner has to wear a Borat style swimsuit.

Im also goin to be giving fighting lessons.

Oh oh oh. And i am camping with Alex Grey. I hope he will fight me.

Is there really that much free love? What do you do for food? What do the chicks look like?

According to one of my hippie friends:

There are seminars on everything and anything with people both willing to give and receive.

Food and everything necessary for survival is brought with you. I guess what is really cool is how people band together at the end to comb the desert to collect all the trash.

Drugs are also very easy to obtain but he doesnt recommend accepting from people you don't know.

I propose any pics of Fae shirtcocking result in permaban. You know you do it, and nobody wants to see it.

Ok so exactly what caliber of women frequent this gathering? Do they know about pubic grooming?

I feel like I'd need to constantly be high to enjoy this event at all. Which is why I don't go.

These photos sum up Burning Man fairly perfectly.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1345167234

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Jesus Christ

here is an example of a girl i know who goes to burning man. i have photoshopped her hand holding her ticket over her face to protect her identity.

one time I was frustrated with two girls I was dating because they were being stupid and I asked her to be my valentine's "date". friendzone but still. then I vomited ferouciously in her toilet and had to wipe down the wall. hurr.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1345168295

Holy tits maybe I will go

While we're on the subject. I know the show is probably pretty ghey to most of you, but there was a really fucking funny episode of Malcolm in the Middle. I'm sure it's not super close to the real thing, but they did do some homework on the subject for the episode.

Gonna go look for some links.

YESS!!!


http://vimeo.com/15771853

Seems Google also found it worth adding to their maps. I think this city is only there for one week of the year.

https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Black...a&z=14&iwloc=A

Some chicks are fugly and fat. There are a good amount of fine strippers and younguns.


Yah the seminars are awesome actuwlly. A lot of IQ attends. Theres probabyl a welding class there.




Wow wtf is shirtxocking.



Generally prety good.




I go mostly sober. Wierd enoghh withput drugz.

Fae's whip this year for BM.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1345215355

Fae's whip last year... yes, it fits.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1345215422

Goddamn it I wanna go

I had to look up "shirtcocking". Basically it's EXACTLY what it sounds like.

Urban Dictionary: shirtcocking

We used to do that at the frat house all the time.

Anyone interested in two tickets to burning man being sold at face value? My hippie friend is selling some.

awww crap.

Is there internet available at Burning Man?


(I think you can all see where this is going.)

Haha! Yes. Operated by hand crank generator

Do they have a working dyno?

dynamo?

Please go to this:
Blue Sky Project Will Use Drones to Deliver 3-D Portraits | Underwire | Wired.com

Get a 3D render of yourself in a pose that is easily mounted to the front of your car...

drop acid and take pics.