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Old 06-27-2011, 12:19 PM
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It seems that most of the ******* idiotic retarded car threads are started by people who live in Florida. Explain.
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Originally Posted by Faeflora
It seems that most of the ******* idiotic retarded car threads are started by people who live in Florida. Explain.
Too many successive generations of inbreeding.
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In for glorious thread. I predict 6 stars
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best thread to date.
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Florida is kinda like Georgia (i.e. rednecks), plus old people, plus a bunch of thugs and criminals... so yah, not good.
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Flawwwda is full of cool bro's like Pusha. It can't possibly be that bad.
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I've only been here 6 months, but I have noticed something:
Everyone is pregnant. You can't go to the club and try to talk with a hoe without hearing, "Well I got me some kids, so I'm tryin'a find me a man who can handle that. If u ain't ain't enough man for this, step off."

Real winners there. I think there is a correlation.
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Flawwwda is full of cool bro's like Pusha. It can't possibly be that bad.
I think it is that bad indeed.

In fact, did the DSM scene originate in Florida?
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I have seen so many shitted up Floridian Miatas that I fear the Miata is becoming the new DSM.
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Originally Posted by Faeflora
I think it is that bad indeed.

In fact, did the DSM scene originate in Florida?
Im not sure, but I know that there used to be a looooot of DSMs running around
Not so much anymore. Around here its almost all B series Hondas
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Originally Posted by Faeflora
I have seen so many shitted up Floridian Miatas that I fear the Miata is becoming the new DSM.
Relax bitch... No one, but you likes it the *** around here.
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Originally Posted by buffon01
Relax bitch... No one, but you likes it the *** around here.
Point demonstrated.
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Clearly.
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Florida > Commiefornia

That being said, I really don't like Florida very much. From my experience here, I would say I wouldn't come back to live here for any period of time. I've lived in Gulf Breeze, Pensacola, Panama City, Key West, Orlando etc.. Pretty much all the "some-what" metropolitan/ beach towns. People are easy to find, but friends are near impossible. I'm more or less a straight edge (never done drugs, maybe 1 beer every 3 months, no pills, etc...), focused on school, military, etc.. So fitting in with these areas wasn't exactly an easy task.

I would venture to say that the majority of Florida's population is doomed to a life of mediocrity. As bad as Commifornia, though? Not even close.

As far as "stupid *******, idiotic threads", this thread is just oozing with irony

Look at the OP's name and think for a second.
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Originally Posted by viperormiata
Florida > Commiefornia

That being said, I really don't like Florida very much. From my experience here, I would say I wouldn't come back to live here for any period of time. I've lived in Gulf Breeze, Pensacola, Panama City, Key West, Orlando etc.. Pretty much all the "some-what" metropolitan/ beach towns. People are easy to find, but friends are near impossible. I'm more or less a straight edge (never done drugs, maybe 1 beer every 3 months, no pills, etc...), focused on school, military, etc.. So fitting in with these areas wasn't exactly an easy task.

I would venture to say that the majority of Florida's population is doomed to a life of mediocrity. As bad as Commifornia, though? Not even close.

As far as "stupid *******, idiotic threads", this thread is just oozing with irony

Look at the OP's name and think for a second.
https://www.miataturbo.net/insert-bs-here-4/holla-cha-boi-58717/
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I was thinking more along the lines of this little gem

https://www.miataturbo.net/build-threads-57/faelflora-breaks-his-promise-time-part-out-car-git-sawzall-41577/
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Maybe the chemicals to keep that magnificent hair in style is taking a toll on him...
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Originally Posted by viperormiata
I would venture to say that the majority of Florida's population is doomed to a life of mediocrity. As bad as Commifornia, though? Not even close.
What exactly, besides strict smog and car laws, makes it so bad?
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maybe it's the lack of trees, hills, and curvy roads.
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