The Charlie Wenzel epic fail thread
 

Not to take steam away from Mouglie's epic thread here, but a visitor mentioned a previous epic thread about some guy named Charlie Wenzel.

Many of have enjoyed other epic fail threads about Copex, the direct exhaust injection guy, that NSX forum sex offender, etc.

Well, I just finished reading the entire Charlie Wenzel thread, from October 2005. Indeed, it is the most epic fail thread I have ever seen.

Charlie Wenzel, aka cdubzon40s

Warning! This link may suck away 6 hours of your life! I started it at 8PM. I just finished and it is now 2AM. It was worth every minute of entertainment!

Can you at least give us the pages that are useful.. or the cliff notes version? We are too busy driving gay cars to read 75 pages :(

i read the first page. OP was selling gears for 110+15 shipped. someone paid. then he edited the thread to say 125+15 shipping and wouldn't send the gears because the guy didn't pay enough...

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on page two, they post pictures of his 2x2 and how he spent $1300 for installation of gears....then talk about mail fraud and post his personal info and address and home phone number and such....

on page three he's crying, said he finally shipped it, it's an invasion of privacy...

page four they find out they were used not new gears.

page 4 through 7 crying and complaing.

page 8 the shit starts hitting the fan...omg, i'm so not getting any work done.


i skipped a bunch of pages, gets boring fast. guy gets money back, nothing happens to poor charlie.

the MBForums lynch mob was a pretty good read too....

I hate you, just spent an hour and 20 min. reading and im only on page 9 and read associated links....major ownage...this is better than TV.

I got to page 24, but I did alot of skimming through. Good read.

I cant imagine having that amount of patience. Its cool they left the kids parents alone, but for fucks sake....I would have figured out a way to meet that little fuck face to face. I love selling and buying shit online, and trust is very important. Its sad that fuckers like that have the conscience to rip people off. :vash:

Vash-

Took a good 3 hours, but I finished the wenzel thread. Good read.

I got to page 31, I just couldn't do it anymore

It gets better in the middle. Did you see the part where they screwed him out of going to the Naval academy?

It's good to know that every once in awhile an asshole gets fucked for trying to shit all over everything.