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TimR 07-09-2010 11:31 AM

Chicks riding shot gun
 
Lets hear some of the responses chicks give when they ride in your miata.. one of my favorites was last night

"Omg im wearing a thong under this dress and trying to get out of your car is so hard.."

buffon01 07-09-2010 11:32 AM

Pics or ban...

18psi 07-09-2010 11:40 AM

/\ this

thirdgen 07-09-2010 11:57 AM

What a badass, that's all I can say. Lancaster, PA....Amish country. I think you meant..."Omg im wearing a thong under this dress and trying to get out of your horse and buggy is so hard.."

18psi 07-09-2010 11:59 AM

or it was a guy

Splitime 07-09-2010 12:01 PM


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 599103)
or it was a guy

With a huge beard.

thirdgen 07-09-2010 12:03 PM

or maybe this:
"Omg im wearing a thong under this dress and it makes my penis so hard.."

fooger03 07-09-2010 12:04 PM

"The seat belt is too far back. I cant reach it."

Well don't try to bend your right arm back like that. Use your left arm and reach across to get it.

"Yeah, there's something in the way...."

What?

"My boobs"

FRT_Fun 07-09-2010 12:08 PM


Originally Posted by fooger03 (Post 599108)
"The seat belt is too far back. I cant reach it."

Well don't try to bend your right arm back like that. Use your left arm and reach across to get it.

"Yeah, there's something in the way...."

What?

"My boobs"

lol win.

The next line should be:

"Oh, here let me try."

thirdgen 07-09-2010 12:10 PM

When chicks weigh over 200lbs, they usually have big boobs. How did that make your suspension feel?

18psi 07-09-2010 12:10 PM

My all time favorite was "So do you think there's enough room to have sex in here?"

lordrigamus 07-09-2010 12:13 PM


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 599112)
My all time favorite was "So do you think there's enough room to have sex in here?"

Um, well, we'll manage.

JasonC SBB 07-09-2010 12:13 PM

I had one grab my shift knob, caress it, then look at me seductively.

I once had two hot chicks in my pax seat while driving top down. At some point later they had *their* tops down..... :D

Alas no pics ....

fooger03 07-09-2010 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 599111)
When chicks weigh over 200lbs, they usually have big boobs. How did that make your suspension feel?

LOL:bowrofl:, from the many times I had her up in the air, making out with her legs wrapped around my waist, I wouldn't put her over the 130/135 mark.

turotufas 07-09-2010 01:04 PM


Originally Posted by TimR (Post 599081)
Lets hear some of the responses chicks give when they ride in your miata.

Let me drive!

jeff_man 07-09-2010 01:11 PM

how does this seat belt work? what? i have no underwear on under this skirt and don't know where that strap has been.

Full_Tilt_Boogie 07-09-2010 01:24 PM

"your seat belts are chaffing my nipples"

That one made me lol
I guess harnesses are not breast friendly.

TimR 07-09-2010 02:12 PM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 599102)
What a badass, that's all I can say. Lancaster, PA....Amish country. I think you meant..."Omg im wearing a thong under this dress and trying to get out of your horse and buggy is so hard.."

I just moved to NY.. fail


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 599112)
My all time favorite was "So do you think there's enough room to have sex in here?"

I got this a couple times


Originally Posted by turotufas (Post 599156)
Let me drive!

Let a girl drive my car she almost stalled it into a brick wall.. that was the first and last time i let a chick drive my car


Originally Posted by Full_Tilt_Boogie (Post 599164)
"your seat belts are chaffing my nipples"

That one made me lol
I guess harnesses are not breast friendly.

hahhaa I love it

Sam TII 07-09-2010 03:33 PM


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 599112)
My all time favorite was "So do you think there's enough room to have sex in here?"

My brother had a '57 MGA for a while and got stuck in it with his girlfriend.. Neither of them had cell phones and they were there for a while. It was pretty funny.

That said, the only one to ride in mine is my wife and about all she does is yell at the lifted trucks that tail gate us constantly. That and she constantly points out the need for a roll bar--I haven't had a chance to test out some of the ones I'm looking at yet.. It sucks to be tall.

curly 07-09-2010 03:57 PM

Take your clothes off babe, it's for weight saving purposes, I swears.


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