Chicks riding shot gun
Lets hear some of the responses chicks give when they ride in your miata.. one of my favorites was last night
"Omg im wearing a thong under this dress and trying to get out of your car is so hard.." |
Pics or ban...
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What a badass, that's all I can say. Lancaster, PA....Amish country. I think you meant..."Omg im wearing a thong under this dress and trying to get out of your horse and buggy is so hard.."
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or it was a guy
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Originally Posted by 18psi
(Post 599103)
or it was a guy
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or maybe this:
"Omg im wearing a thong under this dress and it makes my penis so hard.." |
"The seat belt is too far back. I cant reach it."
Well don't try to bend your right arm back like that. Use your left arm and reach across to get it. "Yeah, there's something in the way...." What? "My boobs" |
Originally Posted by fooger03
(Post 599108)
"The seat belt is too far back. I cant reach it."
Well don't try to bend your right arm back like that. Use your left arm and reach across to get it. "Yeah, there's something in the way...." What? "My boobs" The next line should be: "Oh, here let me try." |
When chicks weigh over 200lbs, they usually have big boobs. How did that make your suspension feel?
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My all time favorite was "So do you think there's enough room to have sex in here?"
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Originally Posted by 18psi
(Post 599112)
My all time favorite was "So do you think there's enough room to have sex in here?"
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I had one grab my shift knob, caress it, then look at me seductively.
I once had two hot chicks in my pax seat while driving top down. At some point later they had *their* tops down..... :D Alas no pics .... |
Originally Posted by thirdgen
(Post 599111)
When chicks weigh over 200lbs, they usually have big boobs. How did that make your suspension feel?
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Originally Posted by TimR
(Post 599081)
Lets hear some of the responses chicks give when they ride in your miata.
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how does this seat belt work? what? i have no underwear on under this skirt and don't know where that strap has been.
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"your seat belts are chaffing my nipples"
That one made me lol I guess harnesses are not breast friendly. |
Originally Posted by thirdgen
(Post 599102)
What a badass, that's all I can say. Lancaster, PA....Amish country. I think you meant..."Omg im wearing a thong under this dress and trying to get out of your horse and buggy is so hard.."
Originally Posted by 18psi
(Post 599112)
My all time favorite was "So do you think there's enough room to have sex in here?"
Originally Posted by turotufas
(Post 599156)
Let me drive!
Originally Posted by Full_Tilt_Boogie
(Post 599164)
"your seat belts are chaffing my nipples"
That one made me lol I guess harnesses are not breast friendly. |
Originally Posted by 18psi
(Post 599112)
My all time favorite was "So do you think there's enough room to have sex in here?"
That said, the only one to ride in mine is my wife and about all she does is yell at the lifted trucks that tail gate us constantly. That and she constantly points out the need for a roll bar--I haven't had a chance to test out some of the ones I'm looking at yet.. It sucks to be tall. |
Take your clothes off babe, it's for weight saving purposes, I swears.
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