Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four ***** cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

 

stealing this one: War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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man who go to sleep with itchy butthole wake up with smelly finger

 

Comfucious Say:

He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Woman who puts detergent on top shelf jump for Joy.

 

Man who ********** with left hand, is in right mind.

 

That is a totally original and new quote and you should definitely use it as your facebook status.