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Old 02-19-2010, 11:51 PM   #1
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Go to: Google
Type in "where can I find chuck norris"
Click *I'm feeling lucky*

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Old 02-20-2010, 12:27 AM   #2
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lol
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This Chuck Norris thing is really getting carried away. I'm surprised people haven't moved on to someone else yet.
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Old 02-20-2010, 12:43 AM   #4
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I'm not sure I get it. Is the joke simply that it's a recursive search, or has the top-ranked result changed recently?


edit: Ah, you have to search without the quotes.

Cute.
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Old 02-20-2010, 12:53 AM   #5
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I can do something Chuck can't do. I speak English in Latin, with an Albanian accent.
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I do believe Bruce Lee with a Touch of Angel Dust/Crystal Meth and a sharp object could have put this Chuck Norris is so cool BS to rest about 40 years ago. And he'd still be alive (Bruce)--but in prison.

FWIW I agree with just about every principle Chuck has published lately. Just not a fanboy.
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Old 02-20-2010, 01:41 AM   #7
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it's not a very good copy of google....
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Epic beard guy VS Chuck Norris - shake hands (or wink) and buy each other beers.
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I can do something Chuck can't do. I speak English in Latin, with an Albanian accent.
Chuck Norris doesn't learn languages and accents: they learn him.
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^ ahhhhh nice... Chuck Norris Approved

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This Chuck Norris thing is really getting carried away. I'm surprised people haven't moved on to someone else yet.

I have a Chuck Norris Android App..
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Old 02-20-2010, 04:16 AM   #12
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you didnt know bout that ****!

somebody showed me that a while back, i thought it was win! i still get a kick out of chuck norris jokes
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I heard Chuck Norris beat the sun in a starring contest....
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Yup. He also uses condoms ribbed on the inside for HIS pleasure
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Epic beard guy VS Chuck Norris - shake hands (or wink) and buy each other beers.
Oh, I can't resist...





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Chuck norris FTW
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Joe thats gold !!!
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CHuck Norris will never get old.
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I heard Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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