Geek trap
#1
Geek trap
After Pitlab got beaten up for being a geek in the Spiderman thread. I started thinking there's probably an above average number of geeks here, whether we acknowledge it or not. My theory is that even though you know I'm trolling your "geek" opinion will override and you'll have to say something.
C++ > Java
360 > PS3
Morrowind > Oblivion
Forza > GT4
Vanguard > Citistreet
Emeril > Rachel Ray
Campy > Dura Ace
Primus > ICP
Newton > Leibniz
Lee > Grant
Robotech > Transformers
Spitfire > P51
Gibson > Fender
Nature > Nurture
Maul > Vader
Veronica > Betty
Batmobile > KITT
C++ > Java
360 > PS3
Morrowind > Oblivion
Forza > GT4
Vanguard > Citistreet
Emeril > Rachel Ray
Campy > Dura Ace
Primus > ICP
Newton > Leibniz
Lee > Grant
Robotech > Transformers
Spitfire > P51
Gibson > Fender
Nature > Nurture
Maul > Vader
Veronica > Betty
Batmobile > KITT
#2
C++ > Java ---
360 > PS3 --- yeah, cause of price
Morrowind > Oblivion ---
Forza > GT4 --- I prefer GT4
Vanguard > Citistreet ---
Emeril > Rachel Ray ---
Campy > Dura Ace ---
Primus > ICP --- I have one primus song, no ICP on my comp
Newton > Leibniz --- I guess
Lee > Grant ---
Robotech > Transformers --- before my time
Spitfire > P51 --- before my time
Gibson > Fender --- I have a fender and yamaha
Nature > Nurture --- I suppose
Maul > Vader --- don't care
Veronica > Betty ---
Batmobile > KITT --- agree
360 > PS3 --- yeah, cause of price
Morrowind > Oblivion ---
Forza > GT4 --- I prefer GT4
Vanguard > Citistreet ---
Emeril > Rachel Ray ---
Campy > Dura Ace ---
Primus > ICP --- I have one primus song, no ICP on my comp
Newton > Leibniz --- I guess
Lee > Grant ---
Robotech > Transformers --- before my time
Spitfire > P51 --- before my time
Gibson > Fender --- I have a fender and yamaha
Nature > Nurture --- I suppose
Maul > Vader --- don't care
Veronica > Betty ---
Batmobile > KITT --- agree
#4
Man i don't know anything about any of that really.
Programming sucks and I suck at both C++ and Java.
I've never played 360 or PS3, no one owns one.
No idea what Morrowmind is.
Forza sucked just because of the ending. Anyone watch The Setup yet?
Vanguard? (Man that sounds a slightly important should i know something?)
Emeril because Rachel Ray's voice makes me want to puke but Emeril is a *****. BAM bitches.
Campy? (Another i've never heard of)
ICP just because i've never listend to Primus.
Newton because he likes apples and and I hate calculus.
Lee
Transformers were created by man so they must be ok, otherwise my parents wouldn't have let me watch them. I have the best domain and email address for when the Real Life Transformers movie comes out.
Spitfire (skater equipment or ignition?)
Fender
Nurture
Maul
Betty boop?
Spiderwagon
Programming sucks and I suck at both C++ and Java.
I've never played 360 or PS3, no one owns one.
No idea what Morrowmind is.
Forza sucked just because of the ending. Anyone watch The Setup yet?
Vanguard? (Man that sounds a slightly important should i know something?)
Emeril because Rachel Ray's voice makes me want to puke but Emeril is a *****. BAM bitches.
Campy? (Another i've never heard of)
ICP just because i've never listend to Primus.
Newton because he likes apples and and I hate calculus.
Lee
Transformers were created by man so they must be ok, otherwise my parents wouldn't have let me watch them. I have the best domain and email address for when the Real Life Transformers movie comes out.
Spitfire (skater equipment or ignition?)
Fender
Nurture
Maul
Betty boop?
Spiderwagon
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C++ > Java - YES
360 > PS3 - Yes
Morrowind > Oblivion - I paid for Morrowind... Not for Oblivion...I like Oblivion but Morrowind had more Depth to it I thought...Oblivion is a great game..
Forza > GT4 -******* R-Factor, GTR Legends...REAL simulators....
Vanguard > Citistreet - ?
Emeril > Rachel Ray - BAM! ...Yes
Campy > Dura Ace - ?
Primus > ICP - ICP sucks.
Newton > Leibniz - Eh....?
Lee > Grant - Yes...
Robotech > Transformers - Robotech and the spawn of Mechwarrior...I idolize both...but yes, Mechs > Transformers.
Spitfire > P51 - Can't decide!
Gibson > Fender - Don't play, don't care...
Nature > Nurture - Its both...face it
Maul > Vader - Maul was just a douche...cool lightsaber though.
Veronica > Betty - ?
Batmobile > KITT - Yes
360 > PS3 - Yes
Morrowind > Oblivion - I paid for Morrowind... Not for Oblivion...I like Oblivion but Morrowind had more Depth to it I thought...Oblivion is a great game..
Forza > GT4 -******* R-Factor, GTR Legends...REAL simulators....
Vanguard > Citistreet - ?
Emeril > Rachel Ray - BAM! ...Yes
Campy > Dura Ace - ?
Primus > ICP - ICP sucks.
Newton > Leibniz - Eh....?
Lee > Grant - Yes...
Robotech > Transformers - Robotech and the spawn of Mechwarrior...I idolize both...but yes, Mechs > Transformers.
Spitfire > P51 - Can't decide!
Gibson > Fender - Don't play, don't care...
Nature > Nurture - Its both...face it
Maul > Vader - Maul was just a douche...cool lightsaber though.
Veronica > Betty - ?
Batmobile > KITT - Yes
#15
C++ > Java Yes
360 > PS3 Not too sure really...I still like the 3
Morrowind > Oblivion Both are boring as all hell to watch but Oblivion was disappointing
Forza > GT4 YES 100 times over
Vanguard > Citistreet yep
Emeril > Rachel Ray BAM....but cooking shows are lame
Campy > Dura Ace def
Primus > ICP ICP blows
Newton > Leibniz sure
Lee > Grant hah
Robotech > Transformers **** no holmes. Robotech was a retarded child of entirely too many Macross series blended into one downs syndrome crack baby.
Spitfire > P51 yay guns
Gibson > Fender Black on Black SG BEST EVAR
Nature > Nurture ...probably jury is still out
Maul > Vader His lack of dialogue was probably his only saving grace, got only a marginally better death than Boba Fett did.
Veronica > Betty Yeah when I was 5, but yes she has the money and teh hottness
Batmobile > KITT but you miss out on all the Michael
360 > PS3 Not too sure really...I still like the 3
Morrowind > Oblivion Both are boring as all hell to watch but Oblivion was disappointing
Forza > GT4 YES 100 times over
Vanguard > Citistreet yep
Emeril > Rachel Ray BAM....but cooking shows are lame
Campy > Dura Ace def
Primus > ICP ICP blows
Newton > Leibniz sure
Lee > Grant hah
Robotech > Transformers **** no holmes. Robotech was a retarded child of entirely too many Macross series blended into one downs syndrome crack baby.
Spitfire > P51 yay guns
Gibson > Fender Black on Black SG BEST EVAR
Nature > Nurture ...probably jury is still out
Maul > Vader His lack of dialogue was probably his only saving grace, got only a marginally better death than Boba Fett did.
Veronica > Betty Yeah when I was 5, but yes she has the money and teh hottness
Batmobile > KITT but you miss out on all the Michael
#16
[quote=arga;109998]After Pitlab got beaten up for being a geek in the Spiderman thread. I started thinking there's probably an above average number of geeks here, whether we acknowledge it or not. My theory is that even though you know I'm trolling your "geek" opinion will override and you'll have to say something.
C++ > Java --- never touch any code unless it gives me an answer
360 > PS3 --- whatever
Morrowind > Oblivion --- If i showed you a mop, a doughnut, and a vagina could you tell me the difference?
Forza > GT4 -- you're a fool see above
Vanguard > Citistreet -- Only because my girlfriend is a finance major
Emeril > Rachel Ray -- ***, but rachel is fugly...errr..damn it
Campy > Dura Ace -- see above
I got bored half way down... TRANSFORMERS RULE!
C++ > Java --- never touch any code unless it gives me an answer
360 > PS3 --- whatever
Morrowind > Oblivion --- If i showed you a mop, a doughnut, and a vagina could you tell me the difference?
Forza > GT4 -- you're a fool see above
Vanguard > Citistreet -- Only because my girlfriend is a finance major
Emeril > Rachel Ray -- ***, but rachel is fugly...errr..damn it
Campy > Dura Ace -- see above
I got bored half way down... TRANSFORMERS RULE!
#18
alright check it:
***Cobol*** > C++ > Java ---
360 > PS3 --- pwnsauce
Morrowind > Oblivion ---
Forza < GT4 < ***CRAZY TAXI*** ---
Vanguard > Citistreet ---
Emeril < ***Rachel Ray*** --- SHES HOT.
Campy > Dura Ace ---
Primus > ICP ---
Newton > Leibniz --- I
Lee > Grant ---
Robotech < ***Transformers*** ---
Spitfire < P51 < ****ME 262****---
Gibson > Fender ---
Nature > Nurture ---
Maul > Vader ---
Veronica > Betty ---
Batmobile > KITT ---
***Cobol*** > C++ > Java ---
360 > PS3 --- pwnsauce
Morrowind > Oblivion ---
Forza < GT4 < ***CRAZY TAXI*** ---
Vanguard > Citistreet ---
Emeril < ***Rachel Ray*** --- SHES HOT.
Campy > Dura Ace ---
Primus > ICP ---
Newton > Leibniz --- I
Lee > Grant ---
Robotech < ***Transformers*** ---
Spitfire < P51 < ****ME 262****---
Gibson > Fender ---
Nature > Nurture ---
Maul > Vader ---
Veronica > Betty ---
Batmobile > KITT ---
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HAHAHA COBOL!?!?!?! Isn't that Pre-1940 DBing?
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#20
There's a difference between knowing geek-like things and then displaying, without shame, your incredible geek knowledge. It's the old "too much information" syndrome. We don't care what your nose bleeds are caused by, who your favorite Star Trek captain is or which version of infinitely-rereleased/remastered Lucas/Speilberg movies are best. Keep **** nobody cares about to yourself and people won't call you a geek.